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Primadonna*
posted a quote
March 20, 2015 9:20am UTC

Opinions are things like "I think orange juice is rad", "I think TFIOS is overrated" or "I love Fall Out Boy more than I love myself"
Not "I think gay marriage should be illegal", "pan and bi people are just confused", "asexuality doesn't exist" or "abortion should be illegal"
Once your opinion involves groups of people, it becomes a social stance.

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dunner*
posted a quote
July 28, 2014 6:54pm UTC

Random bar guy: Hey, did you fall out of heaven?
Robin: Yeah, 12 years ago when that pickup line died.

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*crybaby*
posted a quote
July 26, 2014 7:03am UTC

i mean. it's ok if personally you prefer girls who aren't hairy. but like. think critically about why.
like fúcking take a step back and really assess why it's so important to you that girls don't grow
hair in places they do and why it doesn't matter on men. i'm serious. come back to me and tell me
one good reason. give examples and show your work. it's due on my desk monday morning

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_Jannette
posted a quote
July 24, 2014 12:55am UTC

© format by jannette || ⏪ don't remove ⏩
Format by jannette aka _Jannette.
Okay puberty,
joke's over, you can make me hot now

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Dishonored*
posted a quote
July 4, 2014 10:40pm UTC

There's the people that just say happy
4th of july (pretty much everyone) and then
there's that one person that wants to be a
special snowflake and instead say happy
independence day. and chances are they
didn't spell independence right.

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writtenrain*
posted a quote
June 5, 2014 8:15pm UTC

IF MY PARENTS KNEW HOW LITTLE
their opinions matter to me, would they even care? Would they regret the things they've said?

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InOneMoment
posted a quote
May 11, 2014 9:18pm UTC

From my SAT vocab cards:
WITTICISM (noun)
A witty remark or sentence

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Dishonored*
posted a quote
April 24, 2014 2:20pm UTC

me: *paints my nails.*
me: *ruins my nails within
0.05 seconds.*

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Dishonored*
posted a quote
April 23, 2014 10:34pm UTC

I check this auto-dealer website
everyday, and I swear if someone
buys the car I've been saving up
for before I get the money, I will
track them down and run them
over. but really tho, I called dibs.

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Primadonna*
posted a quote
April 17, 2014 6:33am UTC

If you ever think my shorts are too short:
*they're called "shorts"
*I look good

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Dishonored*
posted a quote
April 11, 2014 9:41pm UTC

*12 days after apocalypse*
me: *finally leaves my house.*
me: lol where'd everyone go?

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Dishonored*
posted a quote
March 31, 2014 10:41pm UTC

does every store have horse
and buggy parking spaces or
is that just where I live? lol

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Dishonored*
posted a quote
March 20, 2014 3:49pm UTC

I'm jealous of anyone that can
afford to spend $23 on a bath
and body works candle. really.
I just spent $15 on three candles
at walmart and thought that was
pushing it.
to be honest tho, these particular
walmart candles are so much
better, totally recommend.

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Dishonored*
posted a quote
March 16, 2014 11:58pm UTC

sometimes people on this website
p.iss me off so much. y'all are a bunch
of hypocritical f.uckers.

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Dishonored*
posted a quote
March 6, 2014 9:18pm UTC

singing in the car:
sister: boy, I adoooore--
me: foo-oo-oo-oo-ood.

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Dishonored*
posted a quote
March 2, 2014 10:11pm UTC

sister: I can't believe you spent $60 on
a stupid video game.
me: I can't believe you spent $60 on a
stupid makeup palette.

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Dishonored*
posted a quote
February 22, 2014 8:21am UTC

I'm the absolute worst person
to watch a movie with. I'm either
sitting on my phone looking up
the plot on wikipedia so I know
everything before it happens, or
I already watched the movie in
which case be prepared to hear
"lololol here comes a funny part"
"ohhhh this is the best part" and
"he dies, she dies, he lives, and
he ends up being a bad guy which
is a dramatic reveal that no one
saw coming except now you
know so... whoops I guess... oh
and she's the accomplice."
the entire time.

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Dishonored*
posted a quote
February 18, 2014 7:18am UTC

"how would you describe yourself?"
me: paranoid, anxious loner, with
self-loathing tendencies.
me: nah, I shouldn't put that.
me: ....
me: ....
me: smart?
me: yeah, smart works.

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Dishonored*
posted a quote
February 14, 2014 7:04pm UTC

How I'll die:
accidental strangulation via laptop
cord because I fell asleep watching
netflix in bed.
#calledit

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writtenrain*
posted a quote
February 3, 2014 7:44pm UTC

and I really don't know where I'd be if it weren't for
You Tube

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