*at the pool* Liana: "Gabe, you look like such a Guido right now" Jake: "All you need is a good chain. You're a Guido and she's your Guido wife *pointing to me*" Liana: "That's called a guidess" Alexa: "No, it's a guidette" Liana: "Oh. Well that's stupid" Annaliese: "Wait, what's a Guido?"
"We'll just get the machete and go into the corn field during man hunt and just lay there and look at the square of stars that we cut out and then come out at like 1AM and be like 'Oh we're not still playing man hunt?'" -My best friend
My best guy friend and I came up with reasons to hold hands in public even though we're not dating: -"I was making sure she didn't get lost" -"Buddy system, duh" -"A bicyclist was going to run her over. I had to save her" -"She's my best friend"
So I was in my best guy friend's dream last night... "So we were in this ghetto place and it was a zombie apocolypse so we were running from the zombies but you got bit so I was going to leave you and we were sad and stuff and you said you wanted to keep going but I said no and then we kissed but you came with me anyway and then you disappeared and I got on this small thing and some kid came and tagged me and said it was over." Please don't remove this!
Conversation with my best guy friend. We both like each other: Him: "What's up?" Me: "Nothing much. Sort of thinking." Him: "What are you thinking about? You don't have to tell me." Me: "Not much. Just how people always think we're dating." Him: "What about it?" Me: "Well, in all honesty, do you think we're ever going to? It's ok if you say no, I'm curious about what your thoughts on it are." Him: "Honestly, I think we will. I am the guy so I'd be the one asking you out. There's just some fear though." Me: "Fear of what? Like getting hurt?" Him: "No. Fear of losing you. Dating could help our friendship or it could mess things up. Fear of messing up. I think I know what to do to date, but there's small stuff and people don't do this that I know of, but do I ask your dad before I ask you? Stuff like that." Me: "I'll be honest, losing you scares the heck out of me. But, that being said, everyone's going to mess up in dating as well as in life. There's not exactly a road map that says exactly what to do and when. And with the dad thing, although I'm not sure how common it is anymore, it's up to you. It's personal preference." Him: "I hope we do. You're so great. You don't really meet girls who are beautiful on the inside and on the outside." Me: "You're pretty darn amazing yourself. Anyone would be lucky to have you."