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MrsPSanders

Status: "Great dancers are not great because of their technique, they are great because of their passion." - Martha Graham

Member Since: 19 Jan 2012 04:12pm

Last Seen: 3 Dec 2014 05:50pm

Gender: F

user id: 265355

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Love is Louder <3 Aubrie. 15. Love life. Family. Friends. Music. The little things in life make me smile. Everyone is beautiful.
  1. MrsPSanders MrsPSanders
    posted a quote
    November 30, 2014 8:38pm UTC
    All of these girls are sitting here, fawning over guys who wear Axe. Am I the only one who think Axe smells like twelve year old white boys and desperation? I prefer Old Spice...sexy and manly ;)

  2. MrsPSanders MrsPSanders
    posted a quote
    November 30, 2014 8:25pm UTC
    All of these girls are sitting here, fawning over guys who wear Axe. Am I the only one who think Axe smells like twelve year old white boys and desperation? I prefer Old Spice...sexy and manly ;)

  3. MrsPSanders MrsPSanders
    posted a quote
    October 28, 2013 3:17pm UTC
    "Oh just so you know, most of the time when I snapchat you with my face close to the camera, it's because I'm shirtless and it would be awkward" Good to know...

  4. MrsPSanders MrsPSanders
    posted a quote
    September 27, 2013 5:26pm UTC
    Doing an (impossible) English assignment with friends:
    Us: *laughing the whole time*
    Me: What is life?
    Sam: Uhh...
    Me: No, like what part of speech. It's a noun, right?
    Everyone: *laughs*

  5. MrsPSanders MrsPSanders
    posted a quote
    August 13, 2013 10:55pm UTC
    *at the pool*
    Gabe: *talking to me* "You're so tan. You're like black"
    Me: "Nah, I've been tanner"
    Annaliese: "You look Brazilian"

  6. MrsPSanders MrsPSanders
    posted a quote
    August 13, 2013 10:53pm UTC
    *at the pool*
    Liana: "Gabe, you look like such a Guido right now"
    Jake: "All you need is a good chain. You're a Guido and she's your Guido wife *pointing to me*"
    Liana: "That's called a guidess"
    Alexa: "No, it's a guidette"
    Liana: "Oh. Well that's stupid"
    Annaliese: "Wait, what's a Guido?"

  7. MrsPSanders MrsPSanders
    posted a quote
    August 7, 2013 12:41pm UTC
    Me: *singing* *looks over at my crush/best friend* "You're gonna miss me when I'm gone"
    Him: "Well then don't go"

  8. MrsPSanders MrsPSanders
    posted a quote
    August 4, 2013 10:05pm UTC
    "We'll just get the machete and go into the corn field during man hunt and just lay there and look at the square of stars that we cut out and then come out at like 1AM and be like 'Oh we're not still playing man hunt?'" -My best friend

  9. MrsPSanders MrsPSanders
    posted a quote
    August 4, 2013 9:54pm UTC
    My best guy friend and I came up with reasons to hold hands in public even though we're not dating:
    -"I was making sure she didn't get lost"
    -"Buddy system, duh"
    -"A bicyclist was going to run her over. I had to save her"
    -"She's my best friend"

  10. MrsPSanders MrsPSanders
    posted a quote
    August 4, 2013 9:46pm UTC
    "So basically you're gonna get your bags out of the car, your parents are going to drive away, and then I'm going to say 'Get your butt over here' and give you a huge bear hug"
    - My best guy friend

  11. MrsPSanders MrsPSanders
    posted a quote
    July 25, 2013 10:08pm UTC
    My friend's grandma telling him about his dad: "Your dad has a butt chin likes your grandfather did. Ooh he had a sexy butt chin mm"

  12. MrsPSanders MrsPSanders
    posted a quote
    July 24, 2013 3:44pm UTC
    Your feelings will always matter
    Write them here

  13. MrsPSanders MrsPSanders
    posted a quote
    July 23, 2013 9:58am UTC
    Am I the only one who wants to be able to see which of my comments got points? I have 14 points and want to know what I said that people liked!

  14. MrsPSanders MrsPSanders
    posted a quote
    July 22, 2013 2:24pm UTC
    So yesterday, my mom and I were in the car and we saw a guy wearing a bicycle helmet. In his car. While he was driving.

  15. MrsPSanders MrsPSanders
    posted a quote
    July 11, 2013 3:21pm UTC
    Me: *sneezes*
    My dad: "God bless you"
    Me: "Yup. I mean, thanks"

  16. MrsPSanders MrsPSanders
    posted a quote
    July 11, 2013 3:03pm UTC
    When guys...#4
    Have a sense of humor

  17. MrsPSanders MrsPSanders
    posted a quote
    July 9, 2013 10:57pm UTC
    "You don't even need a pillow. You just lay on me. You use me, you little jerk"

  18. MrsPSanders MrsPSanders
    posted a quote
    June 6, 2013 6:14pm UTC
    So I was in my best guy friend's dream last night...
    "So we were in this ghetto place and it was a zombie apocolypse so we were running from the zombies but you got bit so I was going to leave you and we were sad and stuff and you said you wanted to keep going but I said no and then we kissed but you came with me anyway and then you disappeared and I got on this small thing and some kid came and tagged me and said it was over."
    Please don't remove this!

  19. MrsPSanders MrsPSanders
    posted a quote
    June 6, 2013 5:14pm UTC
    Conversation with my best guy friend. We both like each other:
    Him: "What's up?"
    Me: "Nothing much. Sort of thinking."
    Him: "What are you thinking about? You don't have to tell me."
    Me: "Not much. Just how people always think we're dating."
    Him: "What about it?"
    Me: "Well, in all honesty, do you think we're ever going to?
    It's ok if you say no, I'm curious about what your thoughts on it are."
    Him: "Honestly, I think we will. I am the guy so I'd be the one asking you out.
    There's just some fear though."
    Me: "Fear of what? Like getting hurt?"
    Him: "No. Fear of losing you. Dating could help our friendship or it could mess things up.
    Fear of messing up. I think I know what to do to date, but there's small stuff and people don't do this that I know of, but do I ask your dad before I ask you? Stuff like that."
    Me: "I'll be honest, losing you scares the heck out of me. But, that being said, everyone's going to mess up in dating as well as in life. There's not exactly a road map that says exactly what to do and when. And with the dad thing, although I'm not sure how common it is anymore, it's up to you. It's personal preference."
    Him: "I hope we do. You're so great. You don't really meet girls who are beautiful on the inside and on the outside."
    Me: "You're pretty darn amazing yourself. Anyone would be lucky to have you."

  20. MrsPSanders MrsPSanders
    posted a quote
    May 28, 2013 8:23pm UTC
    When guys...#3
    Call you beautiful

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