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alimcmahon

1. alimcmahon
   posted a quote
   October 12, 2013 3:13pm UTC
   I Wish You
   Could love me the way I love you
   
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2. alimcmahon
   posted a quote
   October 7, 2013 7:05pm UTC
   forever and always
   
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3. alimcmahon
   posted a quote
   July 30, 2013 3:23pm UTC
   comment yiur name and
   i will give you a
   name that would
   sound cute with yours
   i saw people doing this and im on an airplane and bored so why not
   
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4. alimcmahon
   posted a quote
   July 3, 2013 12:51am UTC
   brad pitt is one of the sexiest men i have ever seen
   go ahead judge me
   idrc
   
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5. alimcmahon
   posted a quote
   July 2, 2013 9:47pm UTC
   i'm booking myself a one way flight
   i gotta see the
   color in your
   eyes
   
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6. alimcmahon
   posted a quote
   July 2, 2013 9:38pm UTC
   is it me or has
   pretty little liars
   gotten so boring
   and dragged on to long
   like just tell us who
   A is
   
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7. alimcmahon
   posted a quote
   July 2, 2013 9:35pm UTC
   this girl at my school
   has this blow up blue
   alien thing and she
   named it blue ivy
   and she takes it to school
   sometimes
   and tells teachers
   that its a foreign exchange
   student
   and then she pulls up a desk
   next to hers and sets
   blue ivy in it
   and sits there and talks to him
   
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8. alimcmahon
   posted a quote
   July 2, 2013 9:30pm UTC
   Taylor Swift gets judged for all the guys she is seen with
   in my opinion i think its so dumb
   like if i were a 23 year old super star
   i'd be trying to get with all the sexiest guys out there
   and don't even try to tell me you wouldn't
   
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9. alimcmahon
   posted a quote
   July 2, 2013 9:19pm UTC
   It kills me to sit back and watch you love her<
   
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10. alimcmahon
    posted a quote
    June 26, 2013 1:18pm UTC
    I just wish
    you could see how
    perfect we are for eachother
    
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11. alimcmahon
    posted a quote
    June 15, 2013 12:53pm UTC
    What is one day we were all thrown into this giant room that was pitch black and you couln't see what anyone looked like,
    that way all the pressure about looks would just go away
    and the only way to tell if you liked the person, was based on their personality
    how perfect would that be
    
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12. alimcmahon
    posted a quote
    December 21, 2011 8:54pm UTC
    your my favorite reason to loose sleep at night <3
    nmq
    
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13. alimcmahon
    posted a quote
    December 21, 2011 4:39pm UTC
    -Im spongebob, on a scale from squidward to tenhow much do you hate me?
    
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14. alimcmahon
    posted a quote
    December 21, 2011 4:29pm UTC
    that moment
    when "he" bumps into you
    
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15. alimcmahon
    posted a quote
    December 1, 2011 9:20pm UTC
    BrandonCyrus=JamesBrass all over again
    are you all really suprised
    you caused his "fame"
    
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16. alimcmahon
    posted a quote
    October 8, 2011 10:03pm UTC
    That awkward moment
    when your trying to eat a banana normally...
    but it just looks so wrong
    
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17. alimcmahon
    posted a quote
    September 24, 2011 8:44am UTC
    click to see this quote
    
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18. alimcmahon
    posted a quote
    September 16, 2011 8:33pm UTC
    I might look like an average teenage girl but on the inside i'm so much more
    
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19. alimcmahon
    posted a quote
    September 16, 2011 8:23pm UTC
    just because a quote isn't pretty doesn't mean its not good <3
    
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20. alimcmahon
    posted a quote
    September 16, 2011 7:32pm UTC
    -Theres atheres a difference between a natural glow and swimming in a pool of orange die
    
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