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Whenever anyone argues against marriage equality because of their religious views as a Christian, I want to hit them over the head with repeatedly with a Bible while yelling--
--Adultury isn't illegal!
--Lying isn't illegal!
--Divorce isn't illegal!
--Disrespecting you parents isn't illegal!
--Working on the Sabbath isn't illegal!
--Worshipping other gods is not illegal!
--The law does not follow the Bible!
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Whenever anyone argues against marriage equality because of their

202 faves · 36 comments · Jun 26, 2013 5:28pm

Hale_Storm18

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Hale_Storm18


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advice · bible · christianity · marriageequality · thebible

sammilove8 · 1 decade ago
That is true that the law does not follow the Bible. But we as Christians are supposed to follow what the Bible says. Just like as Americans, we are supposed to follow what the law says. I'm pretty sure you can make a compromise there.
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P3ACE_LOVER · 1 decade ago
im sorry but religion is a way of life, and law is put by the government to protect their citizens
so if something isn't illegal, that obviously doesn't mean it is right
we follow or not follow a religion because we believe that certain belief is right
so if you're going to call yourself a Christian, atleast act like one
in Christianity you are suppose to love God more than anyone else, so can't you just give up a few things for him?
I don't want to make it a religious debate or anything, honestly, just because abortion and adultery isnt illegal, who said it was right?
i guess marriage doesnt evenhave a purpose anymore....
restrictions in religion and life were put for a reason you know...
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MissyLizzie · 1 decade ago
As an atheist, I believe everyone should eat Nutella and settle down in peace and harmony.
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Bowgirly · 1 decade ago
Yeah well that doesn't make them right. Legalizing Homosexuality changed millions of lives. It made people be able to make the wrong decision. Excuse me but it's Adam and Eve. Not Adam and Adam. Or Eve and Eve.
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Hale_Storm18 · 1 decade ago
Well then, I guess eating shellfish is the wrong decision, wearing gold/pearls/costly items is the wrong decision, divorce is the wrong decision, polyester/any fabric blend is wrong, getting a tattoo is the wrong decision, telling fortunes/getting your fortune told is the wrong decision, touching/eating anything from a pig is the wrong decision, and getting a round haircut is the wrong decision. The Bible says that all of those things are wrong. You are saying that because "no homosexuality" is in the Bible, homosexuality should be illegal. That means that everything else that is wrong in the Bible should be illegal. I am 100% sure you've done at least one thing listed on the quote or what I've just done. That would make you a criminal wouldn't it?
Just goes to show how weak your argument is.
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taytay8056 · 1 decade ago
You've got to be kidding me.. It made people able to make the wrong decision? You obviously didn't read the quote. People are always able to make a wrong decision, regardless of laws.
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ThatsSoMeee · 1 decade ago
..ugh. those kind of quotes cause lots of drama because people tell their opinion and everyone tend to judge.

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Sempiternal* · 1 decade ago
THANK YOU. THANK YOU SOMEONE UNDERSTANDS. THANK YOU. Separation of Church and State, people. Separation. Of. Church. And. State.
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cool_inside · 1 decade ago
Amen
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Whatawittyfeeling · 1 decade ago
I am a Christian and I would have to agree. Though I quietly don't support homosexuality, I do not think the government really should have any say. Because of this reason exactly. God hates all sins equally, including homosexuality, and yet people flip the freak out over being gay. I say support the person, not the sin. It's the same with every sin. Judgement is not the way to love people. We're all equally sinners, sucky as that may be, until cleansed by Jesus.
But anyway, yeah. This is pretty correct
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Harper* · 1 decade ago
this made my day and why are we letting the bible run our lives when a lot of people are different religions?
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Pandepp · 1 decade ago
I'm Christian.
I support gay marriage.
Don't say you're against gay marriage because you're Christian if you've had s/x before marriage.
That's stupid.
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kitkat929m · 1 decade ago
This is one of the most stupid things I have ever seen. You would rather break God's law than to break man's law?
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Hale_Storm18 · 1 decade ago
You know the Bible is also against eating shellfish, wearing gold/pearls/costly items, divorce, polyester/any fabric blend, tattoos, fortune telling, football/eating anything from pig really, and round haircuts. But are any of those against the law?
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DividedByZero · 1 decade ago
God doesn't exist so your argument is invalid.
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Serotonin · 1 decade ago
Even as an atheist, I completely disagree with your comment. There is no evidence supporting the existence of God, as well for the opposite, so you can't deem either as true. Your argument is just as invalid as hers.
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kitkat929m · 1 decade ago
You're F-ing stupid.
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DividedByZero · 1 decade ago
Quite the opposite.
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kitkat929m · 1 decade ago
How do you suppose?
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DividedByZero · 1 decade ago
Because I'm one of the smartest people at my school. And I want garbage like religion gone so that humanity can progress.
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kitkat929m · 1 decade ago
Humanity could progress just fine if people wouldn't be all open about their religion all the time. Hale_storm18 really shouldn't have written anything. She has been on Witty long enough to know that this would happen if she posted something like this. If people didn't go around telling everyone about their religion, and if they didn't go around flaunting it off to everyone it would be just fine.
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DividedByZero · 1 decade ago
There wouldn't be any problems if religion didn't exist either.
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kitkat929m · 1 decade ago
But it does exist. It is not going to stop either. So, put on your big girl panties and realizes that this is going to continue happening and deal with it.
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ParticipationAward* · 1 decade ago
Oh gawd I am loosing brain cells just reading this argument.
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lexie23js · 1 decade ago
Also a Christian and you are exactly right. It's called separation of church and state so marriage equality being against one's religion is a rather invalid argument.
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converse97 · 1 decade ago
omg thank you whenever anybody starts their statement with "but the bible says-" like are you going to base your decisions on what's morally right or a book written over 1,000 years ago.
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Hale_Storm18 · 1 decade ago
The Bible says it's morally right to spank your kids, which is considered child abuse now, so they should know that it's slightly dated.
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FlorenceSong · 1 decade ago
lol not only does it say to spank them it says to beat them with a rod or you spoil them(:
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goawayanthony* · 1 decade ago
Amen
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ASongOfIceAndDirewolves* · 1 decade ago
You are my hero for this.
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BringMeTheEric · 1 decade ago
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AlpacaPerson · 1 decade ago
I am a Christian and I also approve this message
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Christopher Robin* · 1 decade ago
Yes.
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lithium* · 1 decade ago
i love you very much for this.
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Hale_Storm18 · 1 decade ago
*hit them over the heat repeatedly
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