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Serotonin

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Member Since: 8 Oct 2012 01:15pm

Last Seen: 16 Aug 2013 07:21am

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Hi, welcome to my profile! As you can see, I'm a girl who loves reading and playing video games (such as League of Legends). I hope you enjoy my quotes and profile...I guess? Thank you if you decided to follow me, I really appreciate it!
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  1. Serotonin Serotonin
    posted a quote
    July 28, 2013 12:22pm UTC
    The women of my family have tucked themselves away for generations.
    Here is the difference between a man and a woman: my mother cried after my father left.
    Here is the difference between a river and a stone: the stone cannot change.
    We opened kitchen drawers, threw out matches. Opened closets, threw out lighters. Opened mouths, burned tongues.
    My mother taught me to smile without teeth. She learned it from her mother who learned it from her mother who’s husband smacked her so hard she swore her daughters would feel it years later.
    They do, great-grandmother, they do.
    The night my father left, I strung my voice from the cabinets to the broom bristles to the air behind the stove, heavy with cooled heat.
    My mother pulled herself from the furniture and tore apart my father’s pear tree, branch by branch.
    I look at the spindly trunk and pray for all the things we leave behind.

  2. Serotonin Serotonin
    posted a quote
    July 21, 2013 6:26am UTC
    Suicide does not end the
    [x] [x] CHANCES OF LIFE GETTING WORSE, IT ELIMINATES THE POSSIBILITY OF IT
    ever getting better.

  3. Serotonin Serotonin
    posted a quote
    July 19, 2013 9:17am UTC
    reality exists in the human mind
    and nowhere else

  4. Serotonin Serotonin
    posted a quote
    July 10, 2013 9:58am UTC
    No guy ever: damn look at that thigh gap

  5. Serotonin Serotonin
    posted a quote
    July 10, 2013 6:28am UTC
    健全なる魂は、
    健全なる精神と、
    健全なる肉体に宿る
    a s o u n d s o u l
    d w e l l s w i t h i n a s o u n d m i n d
    a n d a s o u n d b o d y

  6. Serotonin Serotonin
    posted a quote
    July 8, 2013 10:31am UTC
    as long as you love me i’ll be your platinum, i’ll be your silver, i’ll be your gold, or whichever version of pokemon you like best

  7. Serotonin Serotonin
    posted a quote
    July 7, 2013 4:38pm UTC
    It always rains the hardest on the people who deserve the sun

  8. Serotonin Serotonin
    posted a quote
    June 30, 2013 4:44pm UTC
    I know what makes them tick
    I know how to make the ticking stop
    - Orianna, League of Legends

  9. Serotonin Serotonin
    posted a quote
    June 27, 2013 3:46pm UTC
    long, but worth the read...
    A Daddy's Letter to His Little Girl
    (about her future husband)
    Dear Cutie-Pie,
    Recently, your mother and I were searching for an answer on Google. Halfway through entering the question, Google returned a list of the most popular searches in the world. Perched at the top of the list was “How to keep him interested.”
    It startled me. I scanned several of the countless articles about how to be sexy and sexual, when to bring him a beer versus a sandwich, and the ways to make him feel smart and superior.
    And I got angry.
    Little One, it is not, has never been, and never will be your job to “keep him interested.”
    Little One, your only task is to know deeply in your soul—in that unshakeable place that isn’t rattled by rejection and loss and ego—that you are worthy of interest. (If you can remember that everyone else is worthy of interest also, the battle of your life will be mostly won. But that is a letter for another day.)
    If you can trust your worth in this way, you will be attractive in the most important sense of the word: you will attract a boy who is both capable of interest and who wants to spend his one life investing all of his interest in you.
    Little One, I want to tell you about the boy who doesn’t need to be kept interested, because he knows you are interesting:
    I don’t care if he puts his elbows on the dinner table—as long as he puts his eyes on the way your nose scrunches when you smile. And then can’t stop looking.
    I don’t care if he can’t play a bit of golf with me—as long as he can play with the children you give him and revel in all the glorious and frustrating ways they are just like you.
    I don’t care if he doesn’t follow his wallet—as long as he follows his heart and it always leads him back to you.
    I don’t care if he is strong—as long as he gives you the space to exercise the strength that is in your heart.
    I couldn’t care less how he votes—as long as he wakes up every morning and daily elects you to a place of honor in your home and a place of reverence in his heart.
    I don’t care about the color of his skin—as long as he paints the canvas of your lives with brushstrokes of patience, and sacrifice, and vulnerability, and tenderness.
    I don’t care if he was raised in this religion or that religion or no religion—as long as he was raised to value the sacred and to know every moment of life, and every moment of life with you, is deeply sacred.
    In the end, Little One, if you stumble across a man like that and he and I have nothing else in common, we will have the most important thing in common:
    You.
    Because in the end, Little One, the only thing you should have to do to “keep him interested” is to be you.
    Your eternally interested guy,
    Daddy

  10. Serotonin Serotonin
    posted a quote
    June 24, 2013 1:50pm UTC
    my virginity was made by Nokia because it's unbreakable

  11. Serotonin Serotonin
    posted a quote
    June 4, 2013 4:19pm UTC
    “u wot m8”

    English proverb

  12. Serotonin Serotonin
    posted a quote
    June 4, 2013 4:13pm UTC
    people who base their morality on laws and dictionary definitions are incredibly dangerous and should be avoided at all costs

  13. Serotonin Serotonin
    posted a quote
    June 4, 2013 4:09pm UTC
    Xs & Os
    Love is a game
    of tic tac toe,
    constantly waiting
    for the next x or o.
    - Lang Leav

  14. Serotonin Serotonin
    posted a quote
    June 2, 2013 5:29am UTC
    i wanted to open your heart like a text message once
    You’ve just finished your cigarette and now
    we’re eating avocados with our bare hands
    like apples, your thigh across mine. This is how
    we loved: like lethal injections or full moons,
    like the butterflies we found when we were younger
    that crumbled into powder beneath our fingers.
    I found your cell phone once.
    I thought about opening it and reading all my
    old texts to you, including the one sent at 3 am
    from New York, a night so hot I could almost smell
    your sweat from 254 miles away, the one
    where I said love, for us, was like an execution:
    neither of us would survive. But then I thought,
    let sleeping dogs lie. And so I shut your phone
    and hid it beneath your pillow in its usual spot,
    and returned to bed again to watch you
    swimming in sleep, the sound of your breath
    like a dial tone on the other end of the phone line.
    - Writings for Winter, Tumblr

  15. Serotonin Serotonin
    posted a quote
    May 31, 2013 11:57am UTC
    When James Harrison had chest surgery at age 13,
    he resolved to begin donating blood to help others in need.
    When he did so, doctors realized that he carries a rare immune globulin
    that can prevent unborn babies from suffering attacks by their mothers’ antibodies,
    a condition known as Rhesus disease.
    In the 59 years since this was discovered,
    Harrison has given blood more than 1,000 times,
    an average of once every three weeks for five decades,
    and his donations have saved an estimated 2.4 million babies.
    This has earned Harrison a spot in Guinness World Records.
    He calls this “the only record that I hope is broken.”

  16. Serotonin Serotonin
    posted a quote
    May 30, 2013 1:47pm UTC
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  17. Serotonin Serotonin
    posted a quote
    May 24, 2013 2:33pm UTC
    why don't they have big hyped up award shows for books
    i mean
    best male/female character
    best antagonist
    best plot development
    best plot twist
    come on

  18. Serotonin Serotonin
    posted a quote
    May 23, 2013 1:24pm UTC
    I used to be an adventurer like you.
    Then I took an arrow to the knee.

  19. Serotonin Serotonin
    posted a quote
    May 23, 2013 1:14pm UTC
    I'M LOOKING FOR A PLACE TO START
    but everything feels so different now
    Just grab a hold of my hand
    I will lead you through this wonderland

  20. Serotonin Serotonin
    posted a quote
    May 23, 2013 1:05pm UTC
    “I consider that a man’s brain originally is like a little empty attic, and you have to stock it with such furniture as you choose. A fool takes in all the lumber of every sort that he comes across, so that the knowledge which might be useful to him gets crowded out, or at best is jumbled up with a lot of other things, so that he has a difficulty in laying his hands upon it. Now the skillful workman is very careful indeed as to what he takes into his brain-attic. He will have nothing but the tools which may help him in doing his work, but of these he has a large assortment, and all in the most perfect order. It is a mistake to think that that little room has elastic walls and can distend to any extent. Depend upon it there comes a time when for every addition of knowledge you forget something that you knew before. It is of the highest importance, therefore, not to have useless facts elbowing out the useful ones.”
    Sir Arthur Conan Doyle, A Study in Scarlet

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