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i HATE it when ppl judge me cuz i smoke pot

weeed is 100% natural n fuqen kewl if u judge me 4 it, i judge u 4 takin veggies (they aint even kewl)

its not like i smoked cigafaags
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i HATE it when ppl judge me cuz i smoke pot weeed is 100% natural

7 faves · 72 comments · Jun 17, 2013 3:22pm

YouuOnlyyLiveeOncee

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YouuOnlyyLiveeOncee


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funny · inspirational · life · true · truth · yolo · swag

amazed* · 1 decade ago
I HATE it when people think it's funny or cool to make fake accounts on witty so they can see peoples' reactions. Get a f.ucking life
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dolph* · 1 decade ago
Have fun on The Jeremy Kyle Show.
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YouuOnlyyLiveeOncee · 1 decade ago
dafuq iz dat
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foREVerXyoung28 · 1 decade ago
My IQ just dropped a significant amount after reading this.
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YouuOnlyyLiveeOncee · 1 decade ago
o plz i have an IQ of 98
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foREVerXyoung28 · 1 decade ago
I said MY IQ, not yours. Maybe it would be higher for you if you didn't spell like a 10 year old.
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YouuOnlyyLiveeOncee · 1 decade ago
lol jk i dont even no wat an IQ is
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Overcast-Kid* · 1 decade ago
I seriously hope this is a joke, or else what little faith in the universe i had will disappear
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YouuOnlyyLiveeOncee · 1 decade ago
stfu
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fishtail · 1 decade ago
really. i think you should stfu.
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jayneelove · 1 decade ago
I don't even know
If this is a joke or not
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YouuOnlyyLiveeOncee · 1 decade ago
wat
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jayneelove · 1 decade ago
I do not understand if this is supposed to be comical or serious
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YouuOnlyyLiveeOncee · 1 decade ago
um wtf is comical about it its MY opinion
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jayneelove · 1 decade ago
So this was a legitimately serious post?
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YouuOnlyyLiveeOncee · 1 decade ago
weed is a serius topic
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jayneelove · 1 decade ago
Weed is an illegal drug unless you need it for medical purposes and you are compleatly misusing the phrase yolo because it's ment that you should work hard and try your best because you only live once so be the best you can be its not ment to be an excuse to do stupid things
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shoot4thestars · 1 decade ago
My head hurts after reading this.
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YouuOnlyyLiveeOncee · 1 decade ago
weed is da cure 4 headach
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Serotonin · 1 decade ago
Best troll account on witty...not
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Eli22b · 1 decade ago
I just threw up a little in my mouth.
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YouuOnlyyLiveeOncee · 1 decade ago
swallow da vapor and u wont choke
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Herown · 1 decade ago
Its people like this that give mj a bad name. If you're going to toke do it properly. If you know your a when you get high maybe lock yourself in your room where you won't cause any damage to the world. This is what the smokers of the world call a pothead... *sigh*
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YouuOnlyyLiveeOncee · 1 decade ago
wtf is a mj
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Herown · 1 decade ago
Obviously your not all that informed on the multiple names for weed. Ya know your quite a silly girl, open about your opinion but silly. Still maybe if you're going to be posting about Mary positively do so in a not so idiotic and arrogant way...js
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YouuOnlyyLiveeOncee · 1 decade ago
i tought u were talking about mikael jackson and i was like wtf
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Primadonna* · 1 decade ago
*dies off laughter* *makes decision to never smoke pot in my life*
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YouuOnlyyLiveeOncee · 1 decade ago
yo life sux
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Primadonna* · 1 decade ago
Atleast I won't end up working in McDonalds.
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YouuOnlyyLiveeOncee · 1 decade ago
nuh uh i pick hooters
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Primadonna* · 1 decade ago
Have fun.
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Harper* · 1 decade ago
TROLL
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Pluto* · 1 decade ago
Oh dear lord, stop my laughter.
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Serotonin · 1 decade ago
Oh, hi there!
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Pluto* · 1 decade ago
Fancy seeing you here, haha!

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Serotonin · 1 decade ago
I just had to see if people were buying this or not, and then I came across your comment...
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Pluto* · 1 decade ago
I came here to see the same thing.
I laughed pretty much though, haha.
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Serotonin · 1 decade ago
Me too, even though these kinds of jokes are very common online.
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Pluto* · 1 decade ago
but they're funny, haha.
So how've you been?
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Serotonin · 1 decade ago
Good, now that my exams are over. How about you?
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Pluto* · 1 decade ago
Good, now that I've got holidays. :-)
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Serotonin · 1 decade ago
Lucky! I still have lessons, but it's almost over - just a few more days now.
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Pluto* · 1 decade ago
Haha, just skip the last few lessons!
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Serotonin · 1 decade ago
I'm already doing that for lessons I'm not taking next year/lessons that aren't THAT important.
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Pluto* · 1 decade ago
That's good! :-)
So when exactly do you get vacations?
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Serotonin · 1 decade ago
Early July, probably. I have to idea what I'm gonna do during the summer, though. I'll think about it when the time comes :-)
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Pluto* · 1 decade ago
Haha, I have no idea either. It's probably going to be wasted like all the other vacations, haha.
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EmilyLuvsYa · 1 decade ago
Smoke away :) ahah
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pluto* · 1 decade ago
I think your fùcking high
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YouuOnlyyLiveeOncee · 1 decade ago
blazzin
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pluto* · 1 decade ago
Forreal doe
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AprilArmadillo · 1 decade ago
I really hope this is a joke.
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YouuOnlyyLiveeOncee · 1 decade ago
um no r u some weed hatin nun or what
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XxLoveForeverLostxX · 1 decade ago
I thought it was a joke too. Mostly because you are 14 and have such poor grammar.
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YouuOnlyyLiveeOncee · 1 decade ago
skool is 4 nerdz, grammar 2
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meow* · 1 decade ago
Rest In Peace English. You will be missed.
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YouuOnlyyLiveeOncee · 1 decade ago
aint nobodyz got time fo dat
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meow* · 1 decade ago
Well your profile pictures ain't gonna get you anywhere sweetie.
:)
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SelinTheBean* · 1 decade ago
do you know what else is natural? BEARS.
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YouuOnlyyLiveeOncee · 1 decade ago
ma titiez r natural & every1 loves em'
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AnaCastro196 · 1 decade ago
lol can we be best friends
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SelinTheBean* · 1 decade ago
were you referring to me lol?
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YouuOnlyyLiveeOncee · 1 decade ago
u on da waitin list
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AnaCastro196 · 1 decade ago
How many people are on the waiting list?
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YouuOnlyyLiveeOncee · 1 decade ago
11,5 (1 is a midget)
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SelinTheBean* · 1 decade ago
no that's only cause you're a garDEN TOOL (aka hoe).
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YouuOnlyyLiveeOncee · 1 decade ago
at leest nicki minaj aka best singer ever wrote a song bout ME
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SelinTheBean* · 1 decade ago
you are stupid lol. but she's definitely not the best singer ever.
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YouuOnlyyLiveeOncee · 1 decade ago
go yoself in de azz
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SelinTheBean* · 1 decade ago
please stop om my god????
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YouuOnlyyLiveeOncee · 1 decade ago
no?
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icannottellalie · 1 decade ago
but i am judging you for your grammar :P lmao. but true none the less.
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