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jayneelove

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Member Since: 18 Feb 2012 03:12pm

Last Seen: 5 Nov 2018 08:41pm

Birthday: March 1

Location: distrect 9 3/4, P. Sherman Walaby Way, Narnia

Gender: F

user id: 275405

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  1. jayneelove jayneelove
    posted a quote
    March 12, 2014 4:27pm EDT
    with all the technology we have now i cant think of one good reason girls should have periods

  2. jayneelove jayneelove
    posted a quote
    March 10, 2014 3:22pm EDT
    i just saw an add for a therapist maybe steve saw all you girls on here who need help and he cares ❤️

  3. jayneelove jayneelove
    posted a quote
    February 27, 2014 7:22pm EST
    3 tests, 2 quizzes, and a project all this weekyes mom if my friends all jumped off a bridge I would too

  4. jayneelove jayneelove
    posted a quote
    February 26, 2014 7:21am EST
    If im leaning on you just let me im not trying to be cute or flirty or romanticim just really fu/king tired.

  5. jayneelove jayneelove
    posted a quote
    January 1, 2014 5:36pm EST
    me: I havent showered since last year
    I havent eaten since last year
    I havent peed since last year
    I havent changed since last year
    my friend: You havent made any other jokes since last year

  6. jayneelove jayneelove
    posted a quote
    August 21, 2013 10:55pm EDT
    girl: oh I love Kellin Quinn
    some people: hes so gay
    every teenage girl: STOP THAT HE COULD BE THE ONLY REASON SHES STILL ALIVE OMG YOUR SO INSENSITIVE
    me: I love Justin Bieber
    everyone: WHAT WHY HE SOUND LIKE A GIRL AND HE LOOKS LIKE ONE TOO HES SUCH A BAD ROLE MODEL WHAT THE HECK WHY DO YOU LIKE HIM

  7. jayneelove jayneelove
    posted a quote
    August 19, 2013 12:04am EDT
    if gas prices were as low as my self esteem the economy would be doing ok

  8. jayneelove jayneelove
    posted a quote
    July 17, 2013 9:04pm EDT
    when doublesidedice faves one of your quotes :O

  9. jayneelove jayneelove
    posted a quote
    July 13, 2013 7:41pm EDT
    friends mom: who are talking to?
    me: no one im looking at a gif of Kristen Bell laughing
    her: your an odd one

  10. jayneelove jayneelove
    posted a quote
    June 2, 2013 12:42am EDT
    because no matter how many times he tells you, you just wont belive your perfect

  11. jayneelove jayneelove
    posted a quote
    March 8, 2013 10:46pm EST
    *on witty on my friends laptop*
    me: you should make a witty
    her:nah... do you make witties?
    me: There called Quotes Qoutes

  12. jayneelove jayneelove
    posted a quote
    February 6, 2013 6:39pm EST
    i get real offended
    when my friend asks me a
    question during class and
    then they go and ask
    another person for
    confirmation like do u
    not trust me
    I compleatly understand

  13. jayneelove jayneelove
    posted a quote
    January 29, 2013 8:55pm EST
    if you date me you get the laugh the friends the awkwardness the way-to-loudness if you date me you get the whole packedge
    Thats why in single guys...

  14. jayneelove jayneelove
    posted a quote
    January 28, 2013 3:48pm EST
    No I get it his eyes are just so ASDFJKKL

  15. jayneelove jayneelove
    posted a quote
    January 17, 2013 8:55pm EST
    This morning I woke up got fully dressed hair and makeup done went downstairs looked at the clock and realized it was 4 am
    -_________________-

  16. jayneelove jayneelove
    posted a quote
    December 23, 2012 6:44pm EST
    my hair smells nice.....

  17. jayneelove jayneelove
    posted a quote
    December 23, 2012 6:35pm EST
    SANTA!
    OMYGOD SANTAS COMING!
    I KNOW HIM....
    I know him

  18. jayneelove jayneelove
    posted a quote
    November 14, 2012 7:25pm EST
    that one kid in class that goes all-out on projects and makes everyone else look bad...

  19. jayneelove jayneelove
    posted a quote
    September 25, 2012 6:49pm EDT
    her: i love him!!
    mw: you dont know what love is...
    her: Yes! i do!
    me: ok if you say so
    her: god i hate when people say im to young to love someone i mean come on like were 12 already!
    *later that night*
    her: guys idk what to do i think i like someone else
    me: -.- you've got to be kidding me....

  20. jayneelove jayneelove
    posted a quote
    August 26, 2012 6:05pm EDT
    Guys have a fight, throw a few punches, and it's over, back to normal
    Girls have a fight and they don't fight fair. They gang up, they keep secrets, they plot, they backstab and they gossip
    and its never the same again

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