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1. YouuOnlyyLiveeOncee
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   June 27, 2013 11:11pm UTC
   YOLOists
   what society thinks we do: yolo yolo swag swag yolo swag STDs heroin crystal meth dying sky diving yolo yah
   what we really do: enjoy life, party hard, have fun, safe drugs, hit on hot dudes
   know b4 judging
   
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2. YouuOnlyyLiveeOncee
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   June 23, 2013 5:22pm UTC
   da hoe dat wrote da quote above this one is ugly as f
   unless ur on my profile
   
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3. YouuOnlyyLiveeOncee
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   June 23, 2013 4:18pm UTC
   condoms are like showering with clothes on
   
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4. YouuOnlyyLiveeOncee
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   June 18, 2013 3:52pm UTC
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5. YouuOnlyyLiveeOncee
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   June 17, 2013 8:08pm UTC
   They like it when i make this azz vibrate
   Bend it over imma make this thang shake
   they like it when i twerk it <3
   
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6. YouuOnlyyLiveeOncee
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   June 17, 2013 3:22pm UTC
   i HATE it when ppl judge me cuz i smoke pot
   weeed is 100% natural n fuqen kewl if u judge me 4 it, i judge u 4 takin veggies (they aint even kewl)
   its not like i smoked cigafaags
   
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7. YouuOnlyyLiveeOncee
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   February 24, 2013 6:55pm UTC
   Pregg wit my 3rd baby :) name ideas??
   4 a gurl:
   Lil' Nicki
   Harlem-Shakin
   Tequila
   Cutie
   Swaggie
   4 a boi:
   Big Wayne'
   Yolo
   Gangnam
   ThriftShop
   Player
   if you have other ideas, comment plz
   Have a swag day!
   
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8. YouuOnlyyLiveeOncee
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   December 3, 2012 7:02pm UTC
   ugh now that twilight is over
   everyone is being obsessed wit
   the HUNGER GAMES! i hate the
   hunger games so mutch!!! twilight
   is so much better and cuter, who
   would watch a pita cooking show
   over a cute vampire story gosh
   ppl
   
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9. YouuOnlyyLiveeOncee
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   December 3, 2012 7:50am UTC
   i just stole food in a blind person's grocery store
   #swag #yolo #theywontknowitwasme #ifurblindyoushouldaddanalarm #hahahanot
   
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10. YouuOnlyyLiveeOncee
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    December 2, 2012 6:42pm UTC
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11. YouuOnlyyLiveeOncee
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    December 2, 2012 5:35pm UTC
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12. YouuOnlyyLiveeOncee
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    December 2, 2012 5:17pm UTC
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13. YouuOnlyyLiveeOncee
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    December 2, 2012 4:14pm UTC
    Just cuz a girl
    Dies her hair
    wears makeup
    wears fake tan
    wears high heels
    gets plastic surgeries
    doesn't mean she's fake
    
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14. YouuOnlyyLiveeOncee
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    December 2, 2012 3:58pm UTC
    why are people saying this generationn sucks?
    1) modernn music is AWESOME! if uu say no, u havent heard it all (good modern songss ex; gangnam style, die young, what makes you beautiful, boyfriend, e.t.c)
    2) the world has always had drugs, theyre not new and whatso bad bout them?
    3) discos from da 70s were LAME! #projectxonelove
    #2012swag
    
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