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Normal girls: He does'nt like me. :(
Me: lol I'm a potato. xD
Normal girls: Relationship status: It's complicated.
Me: I've never met my boyfriends, heh.
Normal girls: My boyfriend didn't call me..
Me: My boyfriends don't know I exist....
Normal girls: Ugh, I broke a nail!
Me: I lost a follower? That's really nice of you.
Normal girls: I got betrayed by my best friend.
Me: My best friend just stole my theme? No, just no.
Normal girls: *can't decide on what to wear*
Me: *Has trouble gaining followers*
Normal girls: My boyfriend is sexy.
Me: I'm pretty sure my boyfriends are homosexuals.

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