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RandomSmileyFace

Status: Followers for the poor, please :P

Member Since: 1 Jan 2012 06:50pm

Last Seen: 14 Nov 2013 04:32pm

Birthday: December 8

Location: United States of America

Gender: F

user id: 258305

201 Quotes
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  1. RandomSmileyFace RandomSmileyFace
    posted a quote
    April 13, 2013 9:53pm UTC
    A PEASANT TOLD ME SHE HATED POTATOES
    EXCUSE ME YOU JUST INSULTED ME

  2. RandomSmileyFace RandomSmileyFace
    posted a quote
    April 13, 2013 9:49pm UTC
    FELLOW AWKWARD POTATOES:
    i JUST GOT CALLED A MASHED POTATO BY A PEASANT
    UM NO SHE DIDN'T

  3. RandomSmileyFace RandomSmileyFace
    posted a quote
    April 3, 2013 7:02pm UTC
    When Finding Dory Comes Out
    There's going to be many 15-20 year olds in the theater

  4. RandomSmileyFace RandomSmileyFace
    posted a quote
    March 1, 2013 9:00pm UTC
    Listening to Jesse McCartney!
    Brings back childhood memories

  5. RandomSmileyFace RandomSmileyFace
    posted a quote
    March 1, 2013 8:53pm UTC
    ME: *Talking to a non-wittian*
    ME: Potatoes are friends, not food!
    FRIEND: Um no, they're food.
    ME: Nonono, they're friends and sometimes family!
    FRIEND: I am so confused right now!
    ME: UH. U DON"T GET IT!

  6. RandomSmileyFace RandomSmileyFace
    posted a quote
    March 1, 2013 8:39pm UTC
    Me: *Doing the peace sign in a picture*
    Dad: WHAT is that sign anyway??
    Me:..Dad, it's the peace sign.
    Dad: OH, i thought it was a gangster sign or something!

  7. RandomSmileyFace RandomSmileyFace
    posted a quote
    January 29, 2013 6:16pm UTC
    High School Musical
    came out 7 years ago...Anyone else feel old thinking about it?

  8. RandomSmileyFace RandomSmileyFace
    posted a quote
    January 27, 2013 4:21pm UTC
    What is a friend? Potato
    What isn't a friend? Homework

  9. RandomSmileyFace RandomSmileyFace
    posted a quote
    December 31, 2012 3:46pm UTC
    POTATOES ARE FRIENDS, NOT FOOD.

  10. RandomSmileyFace RandomSmileyFace
    posted a quote
    December 30, 2012 10:55pm UTC
    I so feel like I live a double life

  11. RandomSmileyFace RandomSmileyFace
    posted a quote
    December 13, 2012 5:04pm UTC
    Dear Geometry Teacher,
    Tell me, when are we going to need to prove that a triange is congruent to another triangle in real life?
    Sincerely,
    Don't get why we need to learn
    proofs so much

  12. RandomSmileyFace RandomSmileyFace
    posted a quote
    December 8, 2012 10:44pm UTC
    i am now officially 15 years old :)

  13. RandomSmileyFace RandomSmileyFace
    posted a quote
    November 30, 2012 6:13pm UTC
    My sister is getting a Kindle Fire for Christmas...
    She's 8!
    Format by RandomSmileyFace

  14. RandomSmileyFace RandomSmileyFace
    posted a quote
    November 1, 2012 4:02pm UTC
    Me: goes to take an online quiz
    Hand: takes me to Witty instead
    Me: ~shrugs~ k then.
    Format by RandomSmileyFace

  15. RandomSmileyFace RandomSmileyFace
    posted a quote
    October 27, 2012 12:08pm UTC
    One of my teachers: You guys are too young to really understand life and how precious it is
    Me: That's what you think...
    Format by RandomSmileyFace

  16. RandomSmileyFace RandomSmileyFace
    posted a quote
    October 24, 2012 2:04pm UTC
    ON DURING SCHOOL...
    REBEEELLL

  17. RandomSmileyFace RandomSmileyFace
    posted a quote
    October 2, 2012 5:37pm UTC
    My sister has a boyfriend....a tall box with Zayn Malik's face taped to it.
    Format by RandomSmileyFace - DO NOT remove credit

  18. RandomSmileyFace RandomSmileyFace
    posted a quote
    September 27, 2012 9:30pm UTC
    Let's all have a moment of silence to thank Google, because a lot of us would NOT have survived this far in school without it!
    Format by RandomSmileyFace

  19. RandomSmileyFace RandomSmileyFace
    posted a quote
    September 27, 2012 9:24pm UTC
    Person on loudspeaker: Please excuse this interruption...
    My teacher: NO.
    Format by RandomSmileyFace

  20. RandomSmileyFace RandomSmileyFace
    posted a quote
    September 23, 2012 4:48pm UTC
    Don't you hate it when somebody claims the font Comic Sans MS in blue or something like that as "their format" when anyone can do it?
    Format by RandomSmileyFace

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