IF NIALL REPLACED HARRY IN THE PEPSI COMMERCIAL: Drew: Com on kid, just give me the Pepsi. Niall: Heck naw, it's mine! I saw it first! Drew: Kid, I'm Drew Brees. Niall: Niall don't care. You ain't touchin' my Pepsi! Drew: ....Can't we at least share it? Niall: NIALL HORAN DOESN'T SHARE!!! Besides, it's too late. You can have the can. Drew: What?! How did you drink that whole thing!? I've been talking to you this whole time! Niall: NIALLER LIKE A PUMA!!!
Directioner version of LLWY: follow for a follow. I am lazy, lazy, lazy. I don't see the sun. I know it's been five hours But it feels like one. My ovaries have vanished, there's not a single one. Never gonna get some, cus blogging is fun. ♥
How Andy and Liam Became Friends: Andy: Hey what's up, my name's Andy. Liam: Andy?? Like the character from Toy Story!? Andy: Uh.. yeah? Liam: .... Andy: ...... Liam: We're best friends. Andy: Wha-- Liam: END OF DISCUSSION WE ARE GOING TO BE BFFS FOREVER. Andy: Dude okay, calm down. Liam: YOU GOT A FRIEND IN ME! follow for a follow.
Me: Sometimes I just want to drag Harry into an empty hotel room, throw him down on a bed, straddle his thighs, rip his shirt off and MAKE HIM EXPLAIN EVERY DANG ONE OF HIS TATTOOS BECAUSE I CAN'T HANDLE THE SUSPENSE. Harry: Well... I thought we were going somewhere else there... follow for a follow
Fan: *to Harry* Harry, how's your crowned jewels today? Harry: Wait, what did you say? I missed it! Fan: How's your crowned jewels today after being hit by the shoe? Harry: *grinning* Erm... alright. follow for a follow
One Direction Insults: Louis: Boys with as/es like mine don't talk to girls with faces like yours. Harry: I care about you like Niall cares about childbirth. Niall: I can make your girl scream louder just by clicking the follow button. Zayn: Your face is as ugly as mine is sexy. Liam: I know you are but what am I!!
Imagine this; You're at the club and you're dancing as sexy as you can. You feel someone come up behind you. They wrap their arms around your waist and begin dancing with you. You can feel their curls against your neck, and they whisper in your ear, "I want you so bad right now, love." You turn around to look at them and it is Susan Boyle. follow for a follow.
One Direction as principles scolding a student: Niall: Never do that again! Do you understand how ba-- *lunch bell rings* GET OUTTA THE WAY! *pushes kid over and runs to cafeteria* Harry: So basically, erm... so... like, you can't... do that... Zayn: You need to keep your hands and feet inside the roller coaster that is life next time, okay? Liam: Okay, I know you made a woopsy, but be good next time. Oh my, that was so harsh! I'm sorry! You know what? Here's a lollipop. And a sticker. And a golden star sticker for you! Run along now, precious little honey bunches of oats. Louis: Do you even know who I am? Huh?? And you're gonna talk back to me!? Uh, not in my house, b/tch. Not in my house.
If Liam wasn't sent home the first time... If Zayn gave up at boot camp... If Niall had gotten a "no" from Katy Perry... If Harry decided to wait a year... If Louis was too scared to be rejected... There would be no One Direction. Scary thought. We are so lucky. Follow for a follow.
What One Direction sings in the shower: Liam: Sunshine, lollipops, rainbows everywhere! Zayn: I'm sexy and I know it! Harry: It's getting hot in here, so take off all your clothes! Louis: G-L-A-M-O-R-O-U-S, yeeeaaaaah! Niall: Ba da da da da, I'm lovin' it!! follow for a follow. <3