~MORNING S.E.X~
She was standing in the kitchen, preparing the usual
soft boiled eggs and toast for breakfast, wearing only the T-shirt
that she usually slept in.
As he walked in, almost awake, she turned to him and said softly,
"You've got to make love to me this very moment!"
His eyes lit up and he thought,
"I am either still dreaming or this is going to be my lucky day!"
Not wanting to loose the moment, he embraced her and he gave her
is all;right there on the kitchen table.
Afterwards she said, "thanks," and returned to the stove,
her T-shirt still around her neck.
Happy, but a bit puzzled, he asked,
"What was that all about?"
She explained, "the egg timer's broken."