Hitting a deer While Driving
Normal Person: *hits deer*
Normal Person: Oh god!
Normal Person: Kids, stay in the car. I'll go
move it
Normal Person: *moves it*
Me: *hits deer*
Me: Hang on kids, this is going to be a bumpy
ride!
Me: *revvs engine*
Me: *drives over deer*
Me: HONEYBOOBOO, JUNE, SUGARBEAR! WHERE ARE
YOU?!
kidding, lawl
