HelloWorldItIsYourFather

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Member Since: 26 Mar 2013 12:46pm

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Life lives, Life dies.
Hello there! I'm Jessica ;) A fourteen year old nut log from the United Kingdom. I'm pretty friendly, pretty crazy, but defenitely not pretty. So, thanks for stopping by my page.. Don't bother to look through all of it, you'll get bored faster than spaghetti hoops go cold. That's really it. So, yeah, bye. ;)

HelloWorldItIsYourFather
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May 16, 2013 8:29am UTC

feeling of sadness.

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HelloWorldItIsYourFather
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May 15, 2013 3:17pm UTC

Everyone on here has like best friends,
And then there is me on my own.

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HelloWorldItIsYourFather
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May 15, 2013 3:05am UTC

That awkward moment when you try to log in to witty,
but then realize you're typing your username into the search box.

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HelloWorldItIsYourFather
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May 14, 2013 11:10am UTC

It's my birthday!
I'm fourteen. Fourteen faves?

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HelloWorldItIsYourFather
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May 12, 2013 1:53pm UTC

click to see this quote

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HelloWorldItIsYourFather
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May 11, 2013 11:36am UTC

If every time someone called me beatiful I'd get a one cence,
I'd have exactly $0.00

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HelloWorldItIsYourFather
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May 9, 2013 3:08am UTC

Fat, single and ready for a pringle.

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HelloWorldItIsYourFather
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May 5, 2013 6:28am UTC

*After test*
Me: Yes! I got a C!
Me: Nailed it.

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HelloWorldItIsYourFather
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May 3, 2013 3:04pm UTC

I wish I would find a guy who would love me.

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HelloWorldItIsYourFather
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May 3, 2013 2:47pm UTC

Did you know,
That when you help a cow give birth, you`re actually fingering it.

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HelloWorldItIsYourFather
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May 3, 2013 9:38am UTC

This is the tale of a boy.
He was called Timothy Dale, and he was seven. He didn`t know much about hope, or love, just that you needed to have those things to live life like there is no tomorrow. He thought that you said love, as lov. One day, as he was walking to school, he saw a girl. She had big blue eyes, and long blonde raspy hair. She sat alone in a corner, with her eyes dripping with tears. He ran over to her, and sat down about a metre away from this girl. She gazed at him, and quickly dried her sparkling eyes with her blue cotton sleeve. "Em, I`m very sorry for being rude, but are you okay?" Timothy asked, looking her up and down. "No." She frowned. "Nobody thinks I`m pretty.." She stood up, revealing a name tag on her jumper. It read 'Ocean'. He ran up behind her, and took her hand. "I may only be seven, but to me, you`re perfect. And I think that I lov you."

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HelloWorldItIsYourFather
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May 2, 2013 1:25pm UTC

Me: Does anyone have any advice for someone who's getting stalked?
7 minutes ago from Laptop· comment · 3245 likes
Stalker
Move the bookcase out the way of your window. I can't see.
5 minutes ago • like • 4001 likes
NMF

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HelloWorldItIsYourFather
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April 30, 2013 11:27am UTC

If someone hurts you,make the b/tch pay.
(_.·´¯`·×» -Katy Perry _________x

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HelloWorldItIsYourFather
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April 30, 2013 10:55am UTC

Somy_A_F
You, are just amazing. Everything, the way you look (Beautiful! c:), Your quotes, everything, just everything. I love you Spencer.
Lol [:

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HelloWorldItIsYourFather
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April 30, 2013 2:50am UTC

welcome
to hollister, the only shop with the booming loud music, the nostril bursting perfume and the darkest room ever.
f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5

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HelloWorldItIsYourFather
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April 30, 2013 2:26am UTC

My Superdry,
Just got Superwet.