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HelloWorldItIsYourFather

Status: @MissHatty, you are disgusting. :3

Member Since: 26 Mar 2013 12:46pm

Last Seen: 22 May 2013 02:45am

Location: Over the Rainbow.

Gender: F

user id: 354422

148 Quotes
1,000 Favorites
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58 Followers
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Life lives, Life dies.
Hello there! I'm Jessica ;) A fourteen year old nut log from the United Kingdom. I'm pretty friendly, pretty crazy, but defenitely not pretty. So, thanks for stopping by my page.. Don't bother to look through all of it, you'll get bored faster than spaghetti hoops go cold. That's really it. So, yeah, bye. ;)

 
 
 
 
 
    


  



 
  1. HelloWorldItIsYourFather HelloWorldItIsYourFather
    posted a quote
    May 16, 2013 8:29am UTC
    feeling of sadness.

  2. HelloWorldItIsYourFather HelloWorldItIsYourFather
    posted a quote
    May 15, 2013 3:17pm UTC
    Everyone on here has like best friends,
    And then there is me on my own.

  3. HelloWorldItIsYourFather HelloWorldItIsYourFather
    posted a quote
    May 15, 2013 3:05am UTC
    That awkward moment when you try to log in to witty,
    but then realize you're typing your username into the search box.

  4. HelloWorldItIsYourFather HelloWorldItIsYourFather
    posted a quote
    May 14, 2013 11:10am UTC
    It's my birthday!
    I'm fourteen. Fourteen faves?

  5. HelloWorldItIsYourFather HelloWorldItIsYourFather
    posted a quote
    May 12, 2013 1:53pm UTC
    click to see this quote

  6. HelloWorldItIsYourFather HelloWorldItIsYourFather
    posted a quote
    May 11, 2013 11:36am UTC
    If every time someone called me beatiful I'd get a one cence,
    I'd have exactly $0.00

  7. HelloWorldItIsYourFather HelloWorldItIsYourFather
    posted a quote
    May 9, 2013 3:08am UTC
    Fat, single and ready for a pringle.

  8. HelloWorldItIsYourFather HelloWorldItIsYourFather
    posted a quote
    May 5, 2013 6:28am UTC
    *After test*
    Me: Yes! I got a C!
    Me: Nailed it.

  9. HelloWorldItIsYourFather HelloWorldItIsYourFather
    posted a quote
    May 3, 2013 3:04pm UTC
    I wish I would find a guy who would love me.

  10. HelloWorldItIsYourFather HelloWorldItIsYourFather
    posted a quote
    May 3, 2013 2:47pm UTC
    Did you know,
    That when you help a cow give birth, you`re actually fingering it.

  11. HelloWorldItIsYourFather HelloWorldItIsYourFather
    posted a quote
    May 3, 2013 9:38am UTC
    This is the tale of a boy.
    He was called Timothy Dale, and he was seven. He didn`t know much about hope, or love, just that you needed to have those things to live life like there is no tomorrow. He thought that you said love, as lov. One day, as he was walking to school, he saw a girl. She had big blue eyes, and long blonde raspy hair. She sat alone in a corner, with her eyes dripping with tears. He ran over to her, and sat down about a metre away from this girl. She gazed at him, and quickly dried her sparkling eyes with her blue cotton sleeve. "Em, I`m very sorry for being rude, but are you okay?" Timothy asked, looking her up and down. "No." She frowned. "Nobody thinks I`m pretty.." She stood up, revealing a name tag on her jumper. It read 'Ocean'. He ran up behind her, and took her hand. "I may only be seven, but to me, you`re perfect. And I think that I lov you."

  12. HelloWorldItIsYourFather HelloWorldItIsYourFather
    posted a quote
    May 2, 2013 1:25pm UTC
    Me: Does anyone have any advice for someone who's getting stalked?
    7 minutes ago from Laptop· comment · 3245 likes
    Stalker
    Move the bookcase out the way of your window. I can't see.
    5 minutes ago • like • 4001 likes
    NMF

  13. HelloWorldItIsYourFather HelloWorldItIsYourFather
    posted a quote
    April 30, 2013 11:27am UTC
    If someone hurts you,make the b/tch pay.
    (_.·´¯`·×» -Katy Perry _________x

  14. HelloWorldItIsYourFather HelloWorldItIsYourFather
    posted a quote
    April 30, 2013 10:55am UTC
    Somy_A_F
    You, are just amazing. Everything, the way you look (Beautiful! c:), Your quotes, everything, just everything. I love you Spencer.
    Lol [:

  15. HelloWorldItIsYourFather HelloWorldItIsYourFather
    posted a quote
    April 30, 2013 2:50am UTC
    welcome
    to hollister, the only shop with the booming loud music, the nostril bursting perfume and the darkest room ever.
    f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5

  16. HelloWorldItIsYourFather HelloWorldItIsYourFather
    posted a quote
    April 30, 2013 2:26am UTC
    My Superdry,
    Just got Superwet.

  17. HelloWorldItIsYourFather HelloWorldItIsYourFather
    posted a quote
    April 29, 2013 12:42pm UTC
    love
    love
    love
    love
    love
    love
    love
    love
    love
    love

  18. HelloWorldItIsYourFather HelloWorldItIsYourFather
    posted a quote
    April 29, 2013 12:11pm UTC
    Please fave this!
    I have a pig.
    His name is bacon.

  19. HelloWorldItIsYourFather HelloWorldItIsYourFather
    posted a quote
    April 28, 2013 1:49pm UTC
    How to kill a spider:
    1) Get a tissue.
    2) Approach the spider.
    3) Burn down the house.

  20. HelloWorldItIsYourFather HelloWorldItIsYourFather
    posted a quote
    April 28, 2013 11:55am UTC
    Is it just me,
    Or does anyone else still sip their soup trying to annoy their parents?

:)

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