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HelloWorldItIsYourFather

  1. HelloWorldItIsYourFather HelloWorldItIsYourFather
    posted a quote
    April 28, 2013 11:38am UTC
    Does anyone know or is a producer?
    If so, please comment.

  2. HelloWorldItIsYourFather HelloWorldItIsYourFather
    posted a quote
    April 28, 2013 9:54am UTC
    i walk into the school, like waddup get away from me peasants.

  3. HelloWorldItIsYourFather HelloWorldItIsYourFather
    posted a quote
    April 28, 2013 8:28am UTC
    freelance's quote.
    A smile is a curve that sets your world straight.

  4. HelloWorldItIsYourFather HelloWorldItIsYourFather
    posted a quote
    April 28, 2013 8:22am UTC
    How do you run from the monsters inside you?

  5. HelloWorldItIsYourFather HelloWorldItIsYourFather
    posted a quote
    April 28, 2013 6:00am UTC
    Dat Accent.
    Random stranger: **Speaks with an English accent**
    Me: THEY MUST KNOW ONE DIRECTION.

  6. HelloWorldItIsYourFather HelloWorldItIsYourFather
    posted a quote
    April 28, 2013 5:47am UTC
    What if you could stop your life for a few years,
    And come back happy?

  7. HelloWorldItIsYourFather HelloWorldItIsYourFather
    posted a quote
    April 28, 2013 5:44am UTC
    But, you know.
    times change,
    And so do people.

  8. HelloWorldItIsYourFather HelloWorldItIsYourFather
    posted a quote
    April 28, 2013 5:31am UTC
    Justanotherwittyguy18.
    No, I am not going to let you kill yourself because of all the people who have made you feel like cr/p. I know I may be thirteen, but I can still help. And I hope to make that teeny tiny little difference. You are amazing, you have potential. If you do commit suicide, I want you to know, you will be dearly missed. By everyone, Witty, your friends, your family. Everyone. So, if you are reading this, don't do it. Don't do it for me.

  9. HelloWorldItIsYourFather HelloWorldItIsYourFather
    posted a quote
    April 27, 2013 5:07pm UTC
    Nobody said it was going to be easy.

  10. HelloWorldItIsYourFather HelloWorldItIsYourFather
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    April 27, 2013 4:47pm UTC
    A love poem written by my six year old sister:
    I went to my love, and I said; I don't want to be a couple. He stood there looking at me, I thought he was fine but he wasn't fine. I broke his heart. He never talked to me again, so I said on texting I am so sorry, I need you back before I sing with you, please.

  11. HelloWorldItIsYourFather HelloWorldItIsYourFather
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    April 27, 2013 4:22pm UTC
    Don't be someone else.
    Be yourself.
    An original,
    Is always better than a copy.
    But not for boys.
    You either have to have nice curves, wear loads of makeup, or just be popular.

  12. HelloWorldItIsYourFather HelloWorldItIsYourFather
    posted a quote
    April 27, 2013 3:59pm UTC
    Hi, I'm Jessica.
    I'm a thirteen year old girl from Scotland. My mum is and has been going through an illness for the past few years. She has been in and out of hospital, she knows it like the back of her hand. Everyday, she has to take pills and tablets, to keep her fit, without them she'd be siverely ill. She doesn't have much hope left, as she almost died in hospital before Christmas Day. Yeah, the best christmas present for me and my sister.. I know this is a lot to ask, but I was wondering if you would manage to fave this quote? My goal is to reach 100 favourites. Please, it would give back some hope to my mum. Thank you.

  13. HelloWorldItIsYourFather HelloWorldItIsYourFather
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    April 27, 2013 2:06pm UTC
    Me and my grandad driving around in the countryside.
    Grandad: Oh god, we're driving around in the middle of nowhere, and there is a car behind us.
    Me: So?
    Grandad: It must be Charlie.

  14. HelloWorldItIsYourFather HelloWorldItIsYourFather
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    April 27, 2013 1:58pm UTC
    In Maths she
    c r i e s .
    In Science she
    w a n t s t o d i e .
    In English she
    w o n d e r s w h y.

  15. HelloWorldItIsYourFather HelloWorldItIsYourFather
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    April 27, 2013 11:59am UTC
    Hey. Did you hear?
    Yesterday are making a new television channel!
    It's called Tomorrow.

  16. HelloWorldItIsYourFather HelloWorldItIsYourFather
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    April 27, 2013 7:44am UTC
    That awkward moment
    When you realise your zipper's down.

  17. HelloWorldItIsYourFather HelloWorldItIsYourFather
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    April 27, 2013 7:08am UTC
    I always knew something would never go right.
    Just not this.

  18. HelloWorldItIsYourFather HelloWorldItIsYourFather
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    April 27, 2013 6:40am UTC
    This Is Called The Eye Test!
    Look For The LOWER Case 'L' And You Will Be Kissed tomorrow:
    LLLLLLLLLLlLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL .
    Now Look For The Q And Your Wish Will Come True!
    OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOQOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.
    Now Look For The 'N' This Is Really Hard!
    MMMMMMMNMMMMMMM.
    Now Find The Mistake:
    abcdefghijklnmopqrstuvwxyz
    Now Wish For Something You Really Want After The Countdown!
    10 9 8 7 6 5 4 3 2 1
    Now Close Your Eyes And Make A Wish!
    ****** *** *** ****** *** ******
    Now post this again. Your Wish Will Come True! You Have 19 Minutes! Or What You Wished For Will Be The Opposite
    This is so annoying.

  19. HelloWorldItIsYourFather HelloWorldItIsYourFather
    posted a quote
    April 27, 2013 4:22am UTC
    the sun
    SHINES
    bright,
    on a
    CLOUDY
    day.

  20. HelloWorldItIsYourFather HelloWorldItIsYourFather
    posted a quote
    April 26, 2013 1:57pm UTC
    YOU'LL NEVER LOVE YOURSELF
    half as much as i love you.

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