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HelloWorldItIsYourFather

Serotonin · 1 decade ago
Today is my 4.54 billionth birthday (yes, I've been here since our planet was created), can I get 4.54 billion faves?
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phani · 1 decade ago
Happy birthday :)
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ashie514 · 1 decade ago
It's my birthday too! :O But I'm sixteen! haha:)
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icanseenow · 1 decade ago
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Thegirlthatwasbroken · 1 decade ago
You're beautiful in your own way (:
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CookieMonster09* · 1 decade ago
You're beautiful :)
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TheHalfback · 1 decade ago
...........was not expecting that when I clicked random -_-
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OmgzMichaelFTW · 1 decade ago
Good luck, you'll need it.
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dreameronthemoon · 1 decade ago
HAHA the only thing that confuses me is how it's even possible to get so many likes ><
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HelloSmileyFace · 1 decade ago
My pigs name is Ziggy !! Ziggy the Piggy :)
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spence* · 1 decade ago
OMG YOUR AMAZING YOU KNOW THAT? I love you seriously I do!! Thanks so much for making this for me.. I love you<333
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MissOpportunist · 1 decade ago
Orange :) And good idea! x
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Kelseykitty* · 1 decade ago
my friend has three pigs. their names are Pork, Bacon, and Ham. True story
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ForeverStronger · 1 decade ago
What? You mean like a producer in the animal kingdom or a factory or..? Sorry, I'm a little confused :p
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BravoSierra · 1 decade ago
I'm sorry, but I fail to understand why a wrote with one hundred faves would help her get better. You wanna give her hope? Get your sorry a.ss of the computer and spend some quality time with her. She doesn't give a damn about what random strangers think. She wants to see YOU. You are what matters to her.

And if this is all just some plot to get favourites, then you are a very sick person.
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1mrsseguin9 · 1 decade ago
Always here if you need to talk (:
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Pluto* · 1 decade ago
HAHAHAHA
Gosh that is a good one.
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BreakYourLittleHeart · 1 decade ago
It's so big in Boston because it was a bombing, two Russian brothers did it. Texas was because of plantation thing, the people who worked there touched something or another. But I am still praying for both. <3
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Pluto* · 1 decade ago
I'd choose you, Father.

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Fαy Στylες* · 1 decade ago
CHICKEN!I can explain you my theory if you are interested:)
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