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  1. Gal_in_Wonderland Gal_in_Wonderland
    posted a quote
    May 1, 2014 12:11am UTC
    My teacher warning about passing something in late:
    Teacher: And don't think you can make me feel sorry and let you pass this in late by somehow "saddening my heart". You have all determined I don't have one of those, so get it in on time.
    He was only half kidding...

  2. MegaFunsize101 MegaFunsize101
    posted a quote
    April 23, 2014 9:42pm UTC
    Roses are red
    Violets are blue
    You are ugly
    I don like u
    Jk ;)
    Im juss kitten!
    OKAY DON'T FREAK OUT IM TEASING CANT YOU TAKE A JOKE OMG
    Meoww

  3. Elementpurple13* Elementpurple13*
    posted a quote
    March 17, 2014 11:01am UTC
    once in a while...
    A RELLY STUPID SONG COMES OUT AND TORTURES THE POPULATION FOR A FEW WEEKS, THEN THE SONG IS NEVER HEARD OF AGAIN.

  4. The Quiet* The Quiet*
    posted a quote
    February 14, 2014 8:28pm UTC
    I was making this really good quote,atleast i thought it was good then I hit the backspace on the " Preview your quote" button. That's the world telling me " Stop trying to be creative you know you s*ck at it "
    THANK YOU WITTY FOR PROVING THE WORLD RIGHT.
    i'll go cry in a corner.
    Justin kidding, ill eat chocolate and watch Disney <3

  5. srtecstasy srtecstasy
    posted a quote
    January 16, 2014 9:52pm UTC
    You'll be a drug addict forever
    If you fall in love with me
    cos
    My Love is a
    Heavy dose
    of
    Ecstasy

  6. CaitlinAtTheDisco* CaitlinAtTheDisco*
    posted a quote
    January 6, 2014 11:39am UTC
    I want to be cremated when I die.
    Me: *dies at 4:20*
    Doctor: Called it: 4:20 PM, blaze it

  7. appleloop* appleloop*
    posted a quote
    December 29, 2013 5:21pm UTC
    My level of sarcasm has gotten so high, I don't even know if i'm kidding anymore...

  8. appleloop* appleloop*
    posted a quote
    December 17, 2013 9:31pm UTC
    Years ago if you told me I'd be like this, I'd look at you and say "You're kidding right?"

  9. DreamLikeReality DreamLikeReality
    posted a quote
    October 26, 2013 4:54pm UTC
    This is for your Tori10176,
    What is the difference between trampolines and babies? ...I take my shoes off before jumping on trampolines.
    What is the difference between a nice sports car and a pile of dead people? I don't have a nice sports car in my garage.
    What is the difference between babies and my delicates? ...I put my delicates in a littke bag before putting them in the washing machine.
    What is the difference between my pet cat and any child I have babysat for? ...My pet cat is still alive.
    Ouhh, guys these are all jokes! I have no intent of killing, jumping on, or putting children through washing machines.

  10. SisiAdelia SisiAdelia
    posted a quote
    October 15, 2013 8:35pm UTC
    "If I hear the name Justin again
    I will flipping drown a white girl in Starbucks
    along with her Uggs
    and her Perks Of Being A Wallflower quotes
    I'm not kidding--"

  11. Marian* Marian*
    posted a quote
    October 3, 2013 10:06pm UTC
    That awkward moment when America uses its freedom to try to censor freedom

  12. ICECREAMFOREVER ICECREAMFOREVER
    posted a quote
    October 2, 2013 4:09am UTC
    Boy: My Father's name is LAUGHING and my Mother's name is SMILING.
    Teacher: You must be Kidding?
    Boy: No, that's my brother. I am JOKING.

  13. mtndewhm* mtndewhm*
    posted a quote
    September 29, 2013 10:00pm UTC
    So far tonight I've agreed to a 3some with a 19 year old, anyone want to join?

  14. funnyquotess funnyquotess
    posted a quote
    September 23, 2013 9:29pm UTC
    If you have a crush on someone
    STOP RIGHT NOW
    because they will ruin your life and
    make you cry forever.

  15. The Day Dream Expert * The Day Dream Expert *
    posted a quote
    September 13, 2013 3:25pm UTC
    At Lunch Today
    Me: ZACH LEAVE.
    Him: o.0
    Me: *hugs him* NO I'M KIDDING I LOVE YOU.
    Him: I love you too
    Me: *backs off* why do you smell like perfume?
    Him: ...because you're wearing some.
    Me: Oh...yeah. I knew that.

  16. CookieMonster09* CookieMonster09*
    posted a quote
    September 6, 2013 3:53pm UTC
    when my favourite celebrity takes their shirt off
    me: omg
    me: someone
    me: help me
    me: too beautiful...
    me: its killing me
    me: how dare he?? doesn't he know how fragile i am??
    me: i'm dying, people
    me: oh lord
    me: *dies from happiness*

  17. Acidtears Acidtears
    posted a quote
    September 2, 2013 1:24am UTC
    if i had a dollar for everytime someone called me ugly id be broke cause im perfect lol later losers

  18. keep_dreaming101 keep_dreaming101
    posted a quote
    September 1, 2013 11:41pm UTC
    I wanna hate everyone and I want everyone to like me. This isn't working.
    -Jack Barakat

  19. heyitsjo heyitsjo
    posted a quote
    August 21, 2013 10:20pm UTC
    my answer to a lot of things, "sorry im pretty"

  20. Just_A_Little_Too_Addicted Just_A_Little_Too_Addicted
    posted a quote
    July 30, 2013 3:48pm UTC
    Why I want kids:
    They're cute
    I'd be a great mom
    No period for like 9+
    months woo!!

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