Witty Profiles

menu
sign in or join

Honeybooboo Quotes

  1. DawnRaven DawnRaven
    posted a quote
    June 24, 2014 4:10pm UTC
    I just watched the first two minutes of an episode of Honey Boo Boo.
    My brain is begging for mercy.

  2. jessicabliss jessicabliss
    posted a quote
    September 19, 2013 7:55pm UTC
    Yesterday in drama club we played some improv games... Long story short, this is what happened.
    Director: Any ideas for what these three should be?
    Person in audience: A dog!
    Girl on stage: I'll be a dog.
    Director: What else?
    Person in audience: Jess should be Honey boo-boo.
    Me: I got this guys. *slouches way down in the chair and starts to act disgusting*
    Director: And we need one more.
    Person in audience: Emma should be sexually attracted to fruit.
    Director: I like it. Okay to recap, we have a dog, Honey boo-boo and a woman who is sexually attracted to fruit. Are we ready to bring our bachelorette?!
    ...You know when someone has to play a character that is sexually attracted to fruit you are going to have a good time...

  3. CommonTeen CommonTeen
    posted a quote
    September 12, 2013 4:06pm UTC
    Does anyone else wanna know what it would look like if
    Honey Boo Boo
    twerked...?

  4. CommonTeen CommonTeen
    posted a quote
    September 12, 2013 4:03pm UTC
    Does anyone else wanna know what it would look like if
    Honey Boo Boo
    twerked...?

  5. ThatWeirdGirl* ThatWeirdGirl*
    posted a quote
    August 9, 2013 10:42pm UTC
    The last time I ate a
    salad was never
    - Honey Boo Boo

  6. *DanceTillTheWorldEnds** *DanceTillTheWorldEnds**
    posted a quote
    August 1, 2013 7:12pm UTC
    That awkward moment when you realize that
    the same people that put men on the moon
    nowadays are busy building Honey Booboo's television career...

  7. brillt27 brillt27
    posted a quote
    July 30, 2013 5:28pm UTC
    if you're feeling down about yourself, it won't help you to know that Honey Boo Boo makes more money than school teachers

  8. glitter162* glitter162*
    posted a quote
    July 26, 2013 7:58pm UTC
    Nutrition Facts
    All the foods I like:
    Servings per container: Idk, you'll get fat anyway
    aa
    Based on % daily values:
    fat 12 %
    more fat 10 %
    calories 39 %
    oh look at that, more calories7 %
    crushed dreams13 %
    the blood of your enemies 10 %
    Justin beiber's hair 3 %
    pounds of sugar 5 %
    honey boo boo's nose hair 1 %
    *Percents are based on average statistics. The amounts may be lower depending on how popular or beautiful you are.
    We are not responsible for increased weight gain and/or death

  9. SeaButterfly SeaButterfly
    posted a quote
    June 13, 2013 5:24am UTC
    If Honey Boo Boo's mom can get a boyfriend, so can you.

  10. CaitlinAtTheDisco* CaitlinAtTheDisco*
    posted a quote
    April 21, 2013 11:20am UTC
    Hitting a deer While Driving
    Normal Person: *hits deer*
    Normal Person: Oh god!
    Normal Person: Kids, stay in the car. I'll go move it
    Normal Person: *moves it*
    Me: *hits deer*
    Me: Hang on kids, this is going to be a bumpy ride!
    Me: *revvs engine*
    Me: *drives over deer*
    Me: HONEYBOOBOO, JUNE, SUGARBEAR! WHERE ARE YOU?!
    kidding, lawl

  11. Whatawittyfeeling Whatawittyfeeling
    posted a quote
    March 19, 2013 10:51pm UTC
    Honey Boo Boo: If i had one wish, it'd be that i had an extra finger
    Honey Boo Boo: that way i could grab more cheese baIls

  12. xxHelloLovelyxx xxHelloLovelyxx
    posted a quote
    February 21, 2013 8:40pm UTC
    in his arms
    Chapter 43
    14. Swim with dolphins.
    As Anthony finished another chapter, he sighed heavily, tossing the book to the sand. He stretched his hands and placed them underneath his head. We had been on the beach for over an hour reading that stupid book we’d gotten addicted to. Anthony read it aloud until it grew too dark to read.
    So we laid together beneath the dark sky. The stars glimmered endlessly in the black space, forever engraved in their positions. As my eyes drifted around, grazing the heavens, I murmured, “Do you believe in a God?”
    His head rolled over so he was looking at me. “What?”
    “Do you believe in a God?” I repeated, sitting up. “Like, do you believe in someone watching over you?”
    He turned his head again so he was looking at the sky. “I don’t see how it matters.”
    I played with the sand in my hands. “I guess it doesn’t. I mean, I’d just like to know where I’m going when I die.”
    He pinched his eyes shut. “Kaitlyn,” he muttered.
    “Stop,” I moaned.
    “No, you stop,” he countered, quickly and confidently.
    “Anthony, this is a possibility. I could die. Nothing is guaranteed. Three months from now, who knows? I could be six feet beneath the ground.”
    “Kaitlyn, we’re on our honeymoon. There’s a time and—“
    “Who knows how much time we have left?” I interrupted. “You need to stop hiding behind your fears and step out to face reality. I’m sick, Anthony. We’re both sick. We are both potentially dead. It’s time you start realizing that.”
    “Shh,” he soothed gently, taking my hand in his. He pulled me closer to him and into his chest, rubbing my back smoothly. I rested my head on his chest while he pressed his lips to my ear. “Another time, Kail,” he murmured. “We’ll talk about this another time.”
    We fell asleep like that together; his hand on my back and my head on his chest with our toes buried in the cool sand.
    * * *
    6. Sleep on a beach.
    I crossed another number out while Anthony bit into an apple, standing across the kitchen from me. “How much more do you have on that list, anyways?” he asked, a mouth full of fruit.
    I counted the number of bullets left uncrossed out. “Seven.”
    “Wow, we blew through that list,” he huffed. “Read to me what you have left.”
    I scanned the list quickly and decided mentally that I would not tell him what Number 25 was for the sake of keeping him calm. “Make the front page of a newspaper, read 100 books, take horseback riding lessons…” He nodded while my eyes skimmed the top part of the paper. “Huh,” I breathed, smiling.
    “What?”
    “I could’ve crossed off Number One a long time ago.”
    “What’s Number One?”
    My eyes were brought up to his as a smile crossed my lips. “Meet the love of my life.”
    Okso I'll be posting 2 chapters a day for a while because I feel like you guys just want this story to be over. Completely understand.
    & my grandparents live in a wicked rural part of NC. Like, they live like Honey Boo Boo out there. Redneckland, I like to call it. But honestly, I'm so happy to be home (:
    Oh by the way there's only one chapter left of the honeymoon. ):
    *I don't notify, please don't ask.*

  13. sammilove8 sammilove8
    posted a quote
    February 10, 2013 8:51pm UTC
    *Honey Boo Boo TV show*
    Jessica: *puts cheese balls in a bowl*
    Alana: What are those for?
    Jessica: Santa's reindeer
    Alana: I thought reindeer liked carrots
    Jessica: They're orange. They can't tell the difference

  14. eryy eryy
    posted a quote
    February 10, 2013 7:26pm UTC
    Honey BooBoo's mom has a boyfriend
    And I don't
    wat.

  15. Aphrodiitee Aphrodiitee
    posted a quote
    February 10, 2013 6:41pm UTC
    If he calls me Honey Boo Boo, is that a good or bad thing...?

  16. sarbearthecarebear sarbearthecarebear
    posted a quote
    February 9, 2013 3:00pm UTC
    I'm starting to watch the show Honey Boo Boo. It's a pretty funny show. I think I'm going to make a spoof of it on Youtube. I have a few vids on Youtube right now, so you if you want to see the ones I've already made, my account is Catlover11feb. I'll being make much more videos in the near future. Make sure to subscribe!

  17. aviva41133 aviva41133
    posted a quote
    January 28, 2013 7:10pm UTC
    Honey boo-boo: My momma thinks she's all that and a pack o' crackers but she aint!

:)

Join · Top Quotes · New Quotes · Random · Chat · Add Quote · Rules · Privacy Policy · Terms of Use · Full Site
© 2003-2024 Witty Profiles