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Nutrition Facts
All the foods I like:

Servings per container: Idk, you'll get fat anyway

Based on % daily values:

fat 12 %

more fat 10 %

calories 39 %

oh look at that, more calories7 %

crushed dreams13 %

the blood of your enemies 10 %

Justin beiber's hair 3 %

pounds of sugar 5 %

honey boo boo's nose hair 1 %

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Nutrition Facts All the foods I like: Servings per container:

107 faves · 5 comments · Jul 26, 2013 7:58pm

*mysterious.mah* · 1 decade ago
Haha, this cracked me up!
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NINJAPENGUIN · 1 decade ago
BIEBER **
Sorry, just had to say that. ;P
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That_Nice_Girl_On_Witty · 1 decade ago
You are so gorgeous and I love your quotes. Your hair is to die for, im wicked jealous :)
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glitter162* · 1 decade ago
Format by Breeze
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glitter162* · 1 decade ago
*BravoSierra, not Breeze :)
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