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Lol, so I get suspended if I don't dye my hair to its original colour. 

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Lol, so I get suspended if I don't dye my hair to its original

89 faves · 35 comments · Apr 10, 2013 6:26pm

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br0kenwings · 1 decade ago
A guy in my year got expelled for having dreadlocks a few years back. Everyone was so p|ssy with the school over it, cause practically everyone was friends with him.
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finding_nemo · 1 decade ago
Once a kid got suspended 5 days for smoking weed in a bathroom. After that he got suspended another 5 days for wiping ink on a wall. It's good to know having and doing drugs on campus is of equal value as wiping ink on a wall
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br0kendreams · 1 decade ago
-has toner in my hair now-

-waits for it to be white-

-blinks-
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StaayStroong · 1 decade ago
My friend got suspended for being absent and not bringing in a note and one of my other friends got suspended for say 'are you saying pakistani girls are ugly?' and another one of my friends got excluded for wearing a bracelet.
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dolph* · 1 decade ago
WHAT
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StaayStroong · 1 decade ago
Yup and last year, instead of calling our headteacher 'miss' we had to call her sister and we have a strict uniform so if we wear any colour socks besides black or navy blue our parents are called in to bring us the correct socks. Oh, and there are frequent bag and body checks were the head teacher would go to every class and search through their bags and feel around their body for anything we're not allowed at school. Welcome to my life.
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BrokenTwilight · 1 decade ago
"Feel around their body" Hmmm...
o.o Run. For. Your. Life.


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StaayStroong · 1 decade ago
ahahah
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StaayStroong · 1 decade ago
where the head teacher* sorry ahaha
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thegirlinthecorner · 1 decade ago
you know in summer lots of girls have those string things in their hair, like when you wrap colourful string around a few strands, my friend had one of those in her hair and my head of year said if you can't take it out, we'll cut it out and they actually cut some of her hair out...
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abokist* · 1 decade ago
Hair feathers.
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thegirlinthecorner · 1 decade ago
Yeah that's the one, I couldn't think of the name(:
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Eli22b · 1 decade ago
B.tches be trippin
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KeshaLove · 1 decade ago
That'd pathetic they can't do that. That's actually illegal according to the first amendment. Freedom of speech and expression. If they suspended you, you can report and sue them.
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abokist* · 1 decade ago
They put it in the student handbook for Catholic School's Archodiocese. Do I dunno.
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kaaarolcia · 1 decade ago
At my school when you dye your hair, wear makeup, paint your nails etc you get minus points (like in hogwarts xd)
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Girl With a Cat Head* · 1 decade ago
Come to my school.
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lifewillbelife · 1 decade ago
once I got a detention for tripping over and accidentally hitting someone in the face
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BlackButterflies · 1 decade ago
Once I got a detention because my stud earrings were wider than 3mm.
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MissMicky754 · 1 decade ago
My school's the same, except we can get expelled. It's really annoying. And if we wear the incorrect socks or hair elastic we can get sent home:/
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ToriRox16 · 1 decade ago
Ma'am, your socks are inappropriate. They are offensive to out school. You we teenagers with crazy socks like that are the reason society is what it is today. If you don't change those disrupting behaviors, I will be forced to send you home.
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MissMicky754 · 1 decade ago
bahahhahahaha :)
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luv4ever57 · 1 decade ago
I have never read something so ridiculous in my life.
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BravoSierra · 1 decade ago
My old job would fire you if your hair was not a naturally occurring color. Even one streak :p
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abokist* · 1 decade ago
Wow. I didn't know that people are to have their hair a specific way.
Aren't we supposed to be different?
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ThisCharmlessGirl · 1 decade ago
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abokist* · 1 decade ago
Like a light caramel brown.
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jezzay · 1 decade ago
BROWN. REALLY. IT'S FREAKING BROWN. WTF I CAN'T EVEN.
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ThisCharmlessGirl · 1 decade ago
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abokist* · 1 decade ago
MY ORIGINAL COLOUR? Black.


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ThisCharmlessGirl · 1 decade ago
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abokist* · 1 decade ago
I go to a private school, so I'm not allowed to dye my hair. :l
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ThisCharmlessGirl · 1 decade ago
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abokist* · 1 decade ago
DON'T. IT'S A LIVING HELL.
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Cammie · 1 decade ago
YES!
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