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Rue21Glam

1. Rue21Glam
   posted a quote
   September 17, 2013 9:47pm UTC
   I am a female
   Fe: Iron
   Male: Man
   Therefore, I am Iron Man.
   
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2. Rue21Glam
   posted a quote
   June 6, 2013 7:23pm UTC
   Person: Is this the Krusty Krab?
   Other Person: No. It's Jake, from State Farm.
   
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3. Rue21Glam
   posted a quote
   May 28, 2013 9:47pm UTC
   Me: People will probably think we're weird.
   Emily: Being weird is what makes us awesome.
   Me: Ha ha. So true.
   
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4. Rue21Glam
   posted a quote
   May 20, 2013 7:51pm UTC
   *repost*
   WHAT EVERY KISS MEANS ♥ -Kiss on the stomach; I'm ready.-Kiss on the Forehead; I hope we're together forever.-Kiss on the Ear; Your my everything.-Kiss on the Cheek; We're friends.-Kiss on the Hand; I adore you.-Kiss on the Neck; We belong together.-Kiss on the Shoulder; I want you.-Kiss on the Lips; I like you. What the gesture means...-Holding Hands; We definitely like each other.-Slap on the Butt; That's mine.-Holding on tight; I don't want to let go.-Looking into each other's Eyes; I just plain like you.-Playing with Hair; Tell me you love me.-Arms around the Waist; I like you too much to let go.-Laughing while Kissing; I am completely comfortable with you. Advice; Don't ask for a kiss, take one. If you were thinking about someone while reading this, you're definitely in Love. Requirements; Post this again after reading!! Or you will have a bad year of Relationships. If you LIKE, LOVE, OR MISS someone right now and can't get them out of your head then Re-post this within One Minute and Whoever you are missing will surprise you
   
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5. Rue21Glam
   posted a quote
   April 14, 2013 6:58pm UTC
   Yo, my best friend, best friend 'til the very end
   Cause best friends, best friends don't have to pretend
   You need a hand, and I'm right there right beside you
   You in the dark, I'll be the bright light to guide you - Oath by Cher Lloyd
   I dedicate these lyrics to my best friend, Emily. She's been there for me all the time and I'm glad she's been there for me. Thanks, Em!
   
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6. Rue21Glam
   posted a quote
   April 14, 2013 4:49pm UTC
   Walking down the hall:
   Group of popular boys: *walking infront of me, talking about X-Factor*
   Andy: If they'd let me bring my shoer on stage, I'd so win.
   Me:*thinking* You wish. You may be popular,but you're so full of yourelf*
   
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7. Rue21Glam
   posted a quote
   April 13, 2013 4:08pm UTC
   At school:
   Dennis: What direction do five gays guys walk in?
   Me: Hmm..idk..Why don't you go grab your four bestfriends and we'll find out?!
   
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8. Rue21Glam
   posted a quote
   April 13, 2013 3:58pm UTC
   Amanda: *looksat Elizebeth* Wow,Liz isn't wearing Kyles jacket!
   Me: Holy crap! The world's ending! It's horrible!
   Amanda: Don't start with me,Jordan.
   Me: why shouldn't I?
   Amanda: You're a smarta$$.
   
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9. Rue21Glam
   posted a quote
   April 11, 2013 5:34pm UTC
   Friend,Montana: So,do you like One Direction?
   Me: *Looks down at 1D notebook and duct tape* Uh,no.Why would youthink that?
   Montana: Oh,um,no reason.
   Me"*thinking* Oh,how i love sarcasm.
   
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10. Rue21Glam
    posted a quote
    April 11, 2013 4:41pm UTC
    So, my friend was dating this guy who had cheated on her. Not once,not twice, but 13 times. My friends and I tried to tell her to break uo with him, it was only going down hill from there. but she didn't listen. today he broke up wiht her and she was absolutely heartbroken, she was crying in the hall and hasn't smiled since. I ish I could walk up to that boy and slap him so hard!
    
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11. Rue21Glam
    posted a quote
    April 10, 2013 8:21pm UTC
    Me"*Thinking* I wat a boy to ask me out.
    Boy: *Walks up* Hey,want to go out?
    Me: Dream on Alice, Wonderland's right around the corner.
    
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12. Rue21Glam
    posted a quote
    March 28, 2013 6:00pm UTC
    I have a band,AngelWingz, and want you guys to see our covers! We now have two covers up and a new member! Please go to the following URLs to see our videos! Please comment and subscribe if you like it!
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zmFa-gc8MD4
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8sFvFaOTzFM
    
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13. Rue21Glam
    posted a quote
    March 27, 2013 6:22pm UTC
    Well,who had two spoon fulls of grumpy in a bowl full of b*tchy this morning?
    
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14. Rue21Glam
    posted a quote
    March 25, 2013 3:19pm UTC
    My best friends crush just texted me saying he's going to ask her by song.I'm so excited for her.He's asking me to help him with the details! I know she'll say yes!
    
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15. Rue21Glam
    posted a quote
    March 25, 2013 1:25pm UTC
    ♚
    Keep Calm
    And
    Be A Directioner
    (Wait...Directionrs don't do 'Calm')
    
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16. Rue21Glam
    posted a quote
    March 25, 2013 7:47am UTC
    Today's my birthday.I'm now officially a teenager!
    
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17. Rue21Glam
    posted a quote
    March 6, 2013 5:05pm UTC
    This just happen:
    Mom: Wjo are you texting? Is it Emily?
    Me: No,it's Jake.
    Mom: Jake who?
    Me: Jake from State Farm.Did you know he's wearing khakis?
    
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18. Rue21Glam
    posted a quote
    March 6, 2013 5:02pm UTC
    Directionator: What direction do five gay boys walk in?
    Me (Directioner): I don't know.Why don't you bring your 4 friends over and we'll find out.
    (Saw this on instagram)
    
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19. Rue21Glam
    posted a quote
    March 6, 2013 4:58pm UTC
    Taking One Direction Fight Quizzes:
    Me: Ohh, you got Niall.
    Emily: Yay!
    Both: *Begin to read* In the story niall cheates,they break up,and he tries to kill himself.*
    Emily:NO!
    Jordan: Oh my gosh,Liam was there,too.
    Emily: That's all you're worried about?
    Me: No! Niall trued to kill himself!
    *At the End*
    Me: No,no,no,no,no...
    Next Quiz:
    Me: Yay, I got Liam!
    Both:*Read* Liam cheats,I smack him, step on his ring*
    Emily: You have very "colorful" language!
    Me: I'm a jerk!
    Next Quiz:
    Emily: I got Zayn!
    Both:*Read* Zayn cheats,Emily smacks him,throws his ring, makes him cry*
    Emily: I'm a jerk!
    Me: Wow
    Next Quiz:
    Me: Oh,Louis!
    Both:*Read* Louis cheats,I throw Kevin at him, Kevin breaks*
    Me: Well,I hope your happy with Kevin!
    Emily:* laughs*
    Next Quiz:
    Emily: Oh,Harry!
    Read;* Harry cheats with girls cousin, turns out its a trick, harry's real side is shown.*
    Me: Wow
    Emily: They are so smart.
    
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20. Rue21Glam
    posted a quote
    March 2, 2013 10:14pm UTC
    In Tech doing a typing assignment:
    Me: *typing very fast and getting spelling correct*
    Micheal: I hate you.
    Me: Why?
    Micheal: Because you ca type like that.Dude,slow down,you're making me look bad.*smiles at me* How do you type like that?
    Me:*roles my eyes *I've had plenty of pracitce....
    
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