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So if guns kill people...I suppose pencils misspell words, Cars

293 faves · 86 comments · Jan 5, 2013 6:35pm

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mynameissean · 1 decade ago
THANK YOU!!
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Ayesha01 · 1 decade ago
lol welcomes and omigawsh u cute j.s :)
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mynameissean · 1 decade ago
haha thanks! talk to me anytime:)
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Ayesha01 · 1 decade ago
im new to witty still trying to figure it out lol but when i do then yh we will def. talk :D
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mynameissean · 1 decade ago
haha alright!
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collapse* · 1 decade ago
correct...
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InOneMoment · 1 decade ago
ignoring the serious political side of this... lmfao!!!
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summerloverboylover · 1 decade ago
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I_Dont_Know · 1 decade ago
I agree that gun control won't do anything but that illuminati stuff is ridiculous the government wouldn't approve of killing innocent children. That's lie people saying 911 was set up by the government it isn't true a country wouldn't do that to its self.
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summerloverboylover · 1 decade ago
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I_Dont_Know · 1 decade ago
I believe that the government wouldn't do something like that. First of all the government doesn't have control over us we have control over the government IT'S CALLED A DEMOCRACY . And second of all the government can't control the actions of the criminally. The president has 2 children of his own he would never let something like that happen if it were in his power. Also these events cost more money for the government so why would they do that when ther eis already huge debts. And haveli ever heard of a lovely thing called coincidence?
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summerloverboylover · 1 decade ago
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I_Dont_Know · 1 decade ago
So what your trying to tell me is that lil Wayne and movie directors can see into the future? D you know how ridiculous you sound? You say I'm the naive one when you've got it in your head that secret societies control the world and people can predict the future god you are over thinking things way too much IT WAS A MENTALLY UNSTABLE MAN WHO WAS IN CONTROLL OF HIS OWN ACTIONS
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summerloverboylover · 1 decade ago
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I_Dont_Know · 1 decade ago
Wow ok have fun believing it his I feel really bad for you actually someon that actually believes in soothing that ridiculous just out of curiosity what part of America do you live in?
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summerloverboylover · 1 decade ago
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I_Dont_Know · 1 decade ago
Yeah I do consider myself very intelligent. Intelligent enough not to believe in ridiculous conspiracys the only connection you can find be tween the two is the mention of the name sandy hook in batman which you probably read of some obscure website so please link me to this information so I can read it for my self
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milliektt · 1 decade ago
...but guns have no other purpose than harming and/or killing someone or something. the other things you mentioned have normal purposes that can be completely harmless. and just like we regulate cars to make them safer and we have laws to try to keep intoxicated drivers from driving, shouldn't we also do our best to ensure that guns aren't getting into the wrong hands? ...especially if we can establish that there is much more of a risk involved with owning a gun than there is in owning a pencil, car, or spoon? obviously there's still the black market, but I don't think that excuses us from trying. not to mention that if we really crack down on gun trafficking, it can be minimized.
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lalala_haley · 1 decade ago
Actually, that's not 100% true... Guns can have other purposes than harming/killing. I have lots of experience with guns..
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milliektt · 1 decade ago
what else do they do?
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I_Dont_Know · 1 decade ago
Skeet is an Olympic sport
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milliektt · 1 decade ago
oh right haha whoops i forgot about that. edit: guns are designed to destroy. be it human life, animal life, or a clay disk. there's something inherently more dangerous about a gun than there is about a pencil, a car, or a spoon. something that should tell us to be more careful and strict about who is getting to own guns and how easily they are getting them.
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I_Dont_Know · 1 decade ago
You can kill some one with a pencil car and spoon
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milliektt · 1 decade ago
yeah but they weren't built for that intent. pencils are primarily for writing, cars are primarily for driving, and spoons are primarily for eating. guns are primarily for destroying. they are machines tailor-made for destruction. i absolutely don't think they should be banned, but i do think they should be regulated more because of the nature of their purpose.
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I_Dont_Know · 1 decade ago
I get you now I see what you're saying
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blankwolf* · 1 decade ago
"To conquer a nation, first disarm its citizens." -Adolf , 1933
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summerloverboylover · 1 decade ago
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blankwolf* · 1 decade ago
Aww I love you too :D
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dolph* · 1 decade ago
what about me :o
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blankwolf* · 1 decade ago
I think you stalk all the comments I make on quotes ;D of course I love you!
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dolph* · 1 decade ago
I come across them then I'm like OH LOOK IT'S BRIGETTE. ;D ly2!
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blankwolf* · 1 decade ago
;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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lalala_haley · 1 decade ago
Amen! All of you saying banning guns will eliminate the problem, it won't. Drugs are illegal in the US for minors, but over 30% of teens still use them. Same with alcohol. It's illegal for people under the age of 21, but over 60% of underage teens still drink. You all know that before these laws were passed, and soon after they were, the percentage was much smaller? The underage drinking % in the mid to late 90's/early 2000's was just under 25%. Since when do criminals, or many people for that matter, follow the laws?
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I_Dont_Know · 1 decade ago
This > people don't understand that making things illegal wont stop people from doing it
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lalala_haley · 1 decade ago
Are you saying I'm right? Lol(:
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I_Dont_Know · 1 decade ago
Yes! I'm agreeing 1000%
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lalala_haley · 1 decade ago
Okay just making sure. Haha
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SnaperDoodle · 1 decade ago
Guns do kill people, just with the help of a person
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Ayesha01 · 1 decade ago
nutella <3 !! lol
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LauzHeys · 1 decade ago
This is such a good quote x
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Lauren🌸* · 1 decade ago
But if they were no guns, then there would be no shootings, because they would be nothing to shoot with.
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kiaranine · 1 decade ago
but don't you think that they used this logic with drugs? if there was no weed our children won't get high because there will be nothing to smoke with.
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Saphacier · 1 decade ago
Dumb logic
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dolph* · 1 decade ago
Don't get cocky, I agree with her, people like you me off. Gun fanatics.
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Saphacier · 1 decade ago
I don't own a gun, nor do I ever plan on it. But if you actually know anything about people you'd understand how gun laws won't do ANYTHING to prevent shootings.
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dolph* · 1 decade ago
*c.cky
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Lauren🌸* · 1 decade ago
dumb quote, tbh.
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Saphacier · 1 decade ago
You must not realize that people can buy guns illegally right? There's 2 guns for every 3 Americans. If you think that gun control laws would solve shootings then you're sadly mistaken.
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NEON21 · 1 decade ago
I live in Canada., and maybe its because Canada has gentrally a less crazed amount of people (I'm sorry, but its true in some ways.) but Canada has a few shootings too. In Canada, people die because someone murdered them, and they didnt have a gun... but Canada has much less shootings. Hmmm...
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Saphacier · 1 decade ago
Oh Americans suck. You can insult us.
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charlieisnotaunicorn · 1 decade ago
c: I'd much rathe rlive in Canada than in America, believe me.
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Smiles_Mustaches · 1 decade ago
AJ wouldn't have died without the gun, now would he have? If it was a knife, police would have shown up a hell of a lot faster.
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moo · 1 decade ago
that's like saying wool doesn't make a sweater, people do, but having wool sure makes it a hell of a lot easier
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AlyssaBreanne* · 1 decade ago
Hallelujah.
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satakochan · 1 decade ago
well the gun sure does help with the killing process
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Ayesha01 · 1 decade ago
right
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charlieisnotaunicorn · 1 decade ago
lol wat is this quote really suggesting that guns don't kill people then please kindly explain to me how people die in the war I guess they all just spontaneously drop dead huh
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haylee077454 · 1 decade ago
People shoot them, or bomb them, or they get electrocuted, or diease, or infection, or any number of things, hun. Now you explain to me how the gun developed the mind and thumbs to pull the trigger.
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charlieisnotaunicorn · 1 decade ago
it didn't. but a person can't shoot someone without a gun, can they?
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haylee077454 · 1 decade ago
If they're creative enough they can. Ever hear of a cannon? And what about all the other ways to kill people? Getting rid of guns eliminates ONE way, what do you do about all of the other thousands of ways?
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dolph* · 1 decade ago
I doubt people will be going round streets with cannons in the jacket, now will they?
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haylee077454 · 1 decade ago
I never said they would, did I? I did, however, say that somone can shoot someone with a cannon.
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dolph* · 1 decade ago
That's not the point, we're talking about modern society, not the possible ways of shooting people. Cannons are clearly irrelevant when we are talking about street crime, and murder.
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wannabe · 1 decade ago
Banning guns will help? And since when do criminals follow laws?
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charlieisnotaunicorn · 1 decade ago
if you wanna know my thoughts, read the rest of the discussion with Haley. but that argument is based on the premise that criminals won't follow laws, so why make them? Which makes no sense. whatsoever.
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charlieisnotaunicorn · 1 decade ago
can you go into wal-mart and buy a fully-functioning war cannon? nope. but can you buy an assault rifle? yep. Sure, there are tons of other ways to kill people, but shooting are by far the most common. by that logic, we should just make murder legal, since there are thousands of other ways to die, anyway, what's the point? people die becaus eof it. that's the point. and it's the same with guns.
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haylee077454 · 1 decade ago
I never said murder was right, I just said you can never fully prevent it. Banning guns doesn't solve ANTHING, remind me again how criminals follow laws? If you ban guns you should ban all types of weapons or anything that could even be remotly able to kill someone.
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charlieisnotaunicorn · 1 decade ago
Banning guns doesn't solve anything? what about all the people who die in shootings every single day? And no, for example, you could kill someone with knives, drowning someone in a swimming poop, a baseball bat, heck, you could kill someone by suffocating them with a pillow. But none of those things were created for the purpose of killing, and they are definitely more commonly used for the things they WERE created for. But guns, however, were created for the purpose of taking lives. period, and that's what they're used for.
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dolph* · 1 decade ago
swimming poop. BAHAHAHA thank you.
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charlieisnotaunicorn · 1 decade ago
oh my god I misspelled "pool" "poop" I'm not even going to fix it because it's so great. sorry, carry on.
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haylee077454 · 1 decade ago
Guns were created originally for survivial, you know, killing animals for food? Now I want you to remind me why the CRIMINALS (who obtain the guns illegally) will follow the LAW.
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charlieisnotaunicorn · 1 decade ago
yes, killing animals. taking lives. you are missing the point here. what's the law here? "don't shoot people." Great. now, is a criminal without a gun still going to shoot people? no. what about the "sane'" people who obtain guns legally and shoot people unnecessarily? who shoot teenagers dead for breaking into their house? who shoot people for even coming onto their property without doing anything suspicious? what about THOSE people who are dying?
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haylee077454 · 1 decade ago
You're missing my point. The criminals aren't going to give up their illegally obtained guns. Hate to break it to you, but if someone breaks into your house you have the right to kill them, if someone trespasses on your property you have the right to kill them, it doesn't matter it they're suspicious or not, they can harm you, your property or your family, it's perfectly legal. The killing animals is another argument for another time.
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charlieisnotaunicorn · 1 decade ago
wait WHAT?! you're saying you should kill someone just because they come too near your house? what if your car broke down and you needed help, so you knock on someones door and they just SHOOT you. you could just walk around shooting anyone who comes near you because they "could be dangerous".
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haylee077454 · 1 decade ago
No, I'm saying if someone comes INTO your house or on private property (ie. in the woods) you have the right to shoot them. Lemme tell you a story, when I was 9 a man broke into my house, did he seem dangerous? No. He came upstairs and my dad killed him. Wehn the police came they found 4 knives and a hand gun on the man. He would have killed us.
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haylee077454 · 1 decade ago
I should add that my dad shot him.
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charlieisnotaunicorn · 1 decade ago
okay, okay. I see where you're coming from. But I would much rather shoot the guy in the legs, he would be disabled and not able to do anything. Killing should be a last resort, only. There were was a case of like, 2 15 year olds who broke into someone's house and the man who lived there shot them both in the head with no hesitation. Sometimes people just aren't responsible enough to handle them. Guns shouldn't be banned, for hunting etc., but they should definitely be much more strict about who is allowed to have a gun.
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haylee077454 · 1 decade ago
I agree, they should be more strict. Purchasing a gun is very easing and they shuld be more careful about who gets them.
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charlieisnotaunicorn · 1 decade ago
Yay for agreement c:
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haylee077454 · 1 decade ago
Easy* Should* God, I can't type.
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MyTruth · 1 decade ago
Thankyou, finaly someone gets it.
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Ayesha01 · 1 decade ago
lol welcomes
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confessions_of_the_mentally_insane · 1 decade ago
No. Because you are being ignorant by blaming your problems on other things that are at your command.
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Saphacier · 1 decade ago
Dumb logic
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KatiiLouisex3 · 1 decade ago
This. Just, this. I don't even know what else to say... but everyone should see this quote
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