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Hi, I am just an honest person who speaks her mind and doesn't care who hears. It's not my fault I have a voice, and I will use it. I'm a smart a$$, I'm sarcastic, I'm me. So if you don't like me, then that's your problem, not mine.

confessions_of_the_mentally_insane
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January 13, 2013 12:26am UTC

i hopped off the plane at LAX
and i died
cause i jumped out of a plane.
A plane.
PLANE.

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confessions_of_the_mentally_insane
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January 13, 2013 12:20am UTC

today a guy in my class just told us that hes gay and wanted everyone to know because thats who he is. my teacher nodded and told us that if we had any other personal news to share, we should it now, and this really quiet kid stood up, announced he was sexually attracted to owls, and then sat down.
we arent allowed to share personal things in class anymore.
I read this on tumblr and I laughed really hard, so I decided to share it with everyone on Witty.

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confessions_of_the_mentally_insane
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January 11, 2013 11:49pm UTC

Hey, Are you a bank?
Cos I need you to leave me a loan.

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confessions_of_the_mentally_insane
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January 8, 2013 12:22am UTC

Okay, so today at rowing, my coach was going over safety rules and stuff like dat and then he said this:
Him: So if the boat does flip, keep your clothes on.
My thoughts: *Stands up, rips off clothes and yells* "I REFUSE." *Then runs out*
Sometimes I question my thoughts...

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confessions_of_the_mentally_insane
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January 6, 2013 1:14pm UTC

Did you know that penguins and humans have one thing in common?
Yes we do! 'Cause if you stab a penguin in the head, they die. Same with humans.

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confessions_of_the_mentally_insane
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January 5, 2013 12:25pm UTC

Hey guys, if you want I can make comments on your quotes from a smart a$$ point of view, just faveourite this quote and I'll comment. I swear. Tanks. :D

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confessions_of_the_mentally_insane
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January 5, 2013 3:37am UTC

LATE NIGHT THOUGHTS WITH MEEE (and tumblr)
What if your fingers just turned into tongues. Like what would you do.

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confessions_of_the_mentally_insane
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January 5, 2013 3:34am UTC

If you put a space between the "e" and the "r" in therapist you get "the rapist". Coincidence? I think not. ;)

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confessions_of_the_mentally_insane
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December 26, 2012 10:17pm UTC

there's a machine
it's rusted a bit
it still keeps on going
won't stop
won't quit
even if you try to turn it off
it keeps on going
it keeps you going
it is the most inportant machine of all
your heart.

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confessions_of_the_mentally_insane
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December 23, 2012 12:18am UTC

Sometimes all I want to do is cry,
but the I realize, I'm fresh out of tears.

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