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Status: you thought i was joking when i said i liked you .....

Member Since: 1 Jan 2012 08:21pm

Last Seen: 24 Aug 2015 09:00pm

Location: none of your buisness

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i see you have stumbled across my profile or you're a frequent stalker haha. either way, Hey! my names samantha but i prefer to be called Sami. if you're wondering where i got my username it's not from some book or whatever. when i was younger me and my best friend picked our favorite candies as our usernames for stuff and the 801 is my birhtday. thats just to cover any confusion :) Anyways, i am 17 years young and i came into this crazy mixed up world on August 1st. below are just some likes and dislikes VV\\

[ + ] - lacrosse, pretty little liars, friends, crush, fam(ily), glee, movies, Katy perry, Taylor swift, Demi lovato, eminem, talking, singing, writing, the mall, shopping, act stupid in public haha, soccer, summer, etc etc etc.

[ - ] - stupid people, mean people, fish, losing friends, one direction (no hate), negative people, fighting, etc etc etc .

something else i didnt mention and you wanna know  ? COMMENT ME! i dont bite..... hard
always remember you're beautiful, unless you're a guy then i guess you're handsome haha. 

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  1. JuniorMint801 JuniorMint801
    posted a quote
    July 21, 2013 1:30pm UTC
    Ihavent been on in so long! I miss witty :(

  2. JuniorMint801 JuniorMint801
    posted a quote
    May 4, 2013 11:03pm UTC
    im breaking very very quickly......

  3. JuniorMint801 JuniorMint801
    posted a quote
    February 19, 2013 9:30am UTC
    Can you help me?! i need sone ideas on fun things to do while babysitting !!!! the kids are 11 and 8. THANKS!

  4. JuniorMint801 JuniorMint801
    posted a quote
    February 18, 2013 3:43pm UTC
    Tha moment when you feel yourself changing...... and you like it.

  5. JuniorMint801 JuniorMint801
    posted a quote
    February 1, 2013 8:23pm UTC
    Being indecisive is so freaking annoying.......

  6. JuniorMint801 JuniorMint801
    posted a quote
    January 25, 2013 3:18pm UTC
    Alright girls and guys... i'm going to do an honesty hour(: Ask anythin you wan and i will answer 100% truthfully!
    ASK AWAY!!!

  7. JuniorMint801 JuniorMint801
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    January 20, 2013 5:39pm UTC

  8. JuniorMint801 JuniorMint801
    posted a quote
    January 19, 2013 8:39pm UTC
    Yea you just got rejected
    *story of my life*

  9. JuniorMint801 JuniorMint801
    posted a quote
    January 17, 2013 6:07am UTC
    Why enjoy today when you could be worrying about tomorrow? -Spencer Hastings
    *my thoughts exactly*

  10. JuniorMint801 JuniorMint801
    posted a quote
    January 7, 2013 6:18am UTC
    theres more to you than that number you see on the scale beautiful, remember that (:

  11. JuniorMint801 JuniorMint801
    posted a quote
    January 1, 2013 5:48pm UTC
    The Perfect Boyfriend<3
    • give her your hoodie even if you go to different schools
    • give her a big t-shirt of yours to sleep in
    • leave her cute messages
    •kiss her in front of your friends
    •tell her she looks beautiful
    • look into her eyes when you talk to her
    • let her mess with your hair
    • just walk around with her
    • forgive her for her mistakes
    • hold her hand when you're around your friends AND in private.
    • let her fall asleep in your arms.
    • stay up all night with her when she's sick
    • watch her favorite movie with her
    • come up and grab her by the waist
    Remember This:
    • don't talk about other girls around her.
    • if u love her others shouldn't matter
    • when she's sad, hang out with her
    • let her know she's important.
    • kiss her in the pouring rain
    • when you fall in love with her, tell her.
    • and when you tell her, love her like you've never loved anyone else before
    • answer her phone calls no matter what
    :;Guys repost as: I'd do this for her.
    Girls repost as: Perfect boyfriend.
    --if you don't repost this in four minutes you will lose the one you love.
    If you do repost this in four minutes the one you like/love will:
    -call you
    -kiss you
    -message you
    -get online and talk:)

  12. JuniorMint801 JuniorMint801
    posted a quote
    December 31, 2012 10:41pm UTC
    HELLO FELLOW WITTIANS!!! I'm thinking about writing a story, only problem? i have NO IDEA what to write about! Can you guys give me some ideas or at least details of what you would like to see in a story? THANKKKSS AND HAPPY NEW YEARS!

  13. JuniorMint801 JuniorMint801
    posted a quote
    December 31, 2012 10:22pm UTC
    Hey guys (: i'm thinking about writing a story but i can't think of anything to write about ): can you guys give me some ideas?????? thanksssssss(:

  14. JuniorMint801 JuniorMint801
    posted a quote
    December 31, 2012 5:42pm UTC
    Dear 2013,
    Please let me finally get the guy for once.
    Please let me do well in school.
    Please let me make new friends.
    Please let me lose weight.
    Please let me be confident.
    Please let me be beautiful without a pound of makeup on my face.
    Please let me cry less.
    Please let me smile more.
    Please be good to me.

  15. JuniorMint801 JuniorMint801
    posted a quote
    December 30, 2012 7:35pm UTC
    'Beautiful, please stop crying. He's not worth your tears.... but you're worth his

  16. JuniorMint801 JuniorMint801
    posted a quote
    December 30, 2012 7:24pm UTC
    Sometimes i don't fave a quote because i can relate to it way to much and it scares me.....

  17. JuniorMint801 JuniorMint801
    posted a quote
    December 22, 2012 10:56am UTC
    They Hurt Her. R.I.P Carmen gone but not forgotten… Keep Reading: After lunch, her teacher announced that the school was holding a fire drill. When the alarm sounded, Carmen and the other students filed out of the classroom and assembled in the yard outside. As the teachers read out the roll call, the gang of five girls decided that this was a great opportunity to embarrass Carmen in front of the whole school during the fire drill. They moved over to where Carmen was standing, near a sewer drain, and began crowding the poorgirl, getting in her face and nudging her towards the open manhole. They pushed her and she tripped over and fell head-first down the manhole. When they saw her falling, the girls started giggling and when Carmen’s name was called out, they shouted “She’s down in the sewer!” All of the other students began laughing. But when the teachers looked down the manhole and saw Carmen’s body lying at the bottom in the muck and the poop, the laughter abruptly stopped. Her head was twisted around at an odd angle and her face was covered in blood. Worse still, she wasn’t moving. There was nothing any of the teachers could do for her. Carmen was dead. When the police arrived and went down into the sewer, they determined that she had broken her neck. Her face had been torn off when she hit the ladder on the way down and her neck snapped when she landed on her head on the concrete at the bottom. The police hauled Carmen’s body out of the sewer and sent her to the mortuary. Everyone had to stay behind after school while the police questioned all of Carmen’s classmates. The five girlslied to the police, saying they had witnessed Carmen falling down the sewer. The police believed the girls and Carmen Winstead’s death was ruled an accident and the case was closed. Everyone thought that was the last they would hear of Carmen Winstead, but they were wrong. Months later, Carmen’s classmates began receiving strange e-mails on their MySpaces. The e-mails were titled “They Pushed Her” and claimed that Carmen hadn’t really fallen down the sewer, she had been pushed. The e-mails also warned that the guilty people should own up and take responsibility for their crime. If they didn’t there would be horrible consequences. Most people dismissed the e-mails as a hoax, but others were not so sure. A few days later, one of the girls who pushed Carmen down the sewer was at home taking a shower, when she heard a strange cackling laugh. It seemed to be coming from the drain. The girl started to freak out and ran out of the bathroom. That night, the girl said goodnight to her mom and went to sleep. Five hours later, her mom was awoken in the middle of the night, by a loudnoise that resounded throughout the house. She ran into her daughter’s room, only to find it empty. There was no trace of the girl. The worried mother called the police and when they arrived, they conducted a search of the area. Eventually, they discovered the girl’s grisly remains. Her corpse was lying in the sewer, covered in muck and poop. Her neck was broken and her face missing. It had been completely torn off. One by one, all of the girls who pushed Carmen that day were found dead. They had all been killed in exactly the same way and were all found at exactly the same spot. In the sewer at the bottom of the same uncovered manhole where Carmen had met her doom. But the killing didn’t stop there. More and more of Carmen’s former classmates were found dead. It seemed that anyone who didn’t believe that Carmen had been pushed, was eventually found down in the sewer with their necks broken and their faces torn off. They say that Carmen’s ghost is still on the rampage, hunting down anyone who doesn’t believe herstory. According to the legend, Carmen will get you, whetherit’s from a toilet, a shower, a sink or a drain. When you go to sleep, you’ll wake up in the sewer, in complete darkness, paralyzed, unable to move, hearing cackling laughter all around you. Then, as you scream in horror, Carmen will come and tear your face off. So be careful who you bully, because you just might find yourself on the receiving end of the curse of Carmen Winstead. FACT: About two months later, 16-year-old David Gregory read this post and didn’t repost it. When he went to take a shower, he heard laughter, started freaking out, and ran to his computer to repost it. He said goodnight to his mom and went to sleep, but five hours later, his mom woke up in the middle of the night from a loud noise and David was gone. A few hours later, the police found him in the sewer, with a broken neck and the skin on his face peeled off. Even Google her name – you’ll find this to be true. If you don’t repost this saying “They hurt her,” then Carmen will get you, either from a sewer, the toilet,or the shower (sorry i had to!!)

  18. JuniorMint801 JuniorMint801
    posted a quote
    December 21, 2012 8:57am UTC
    In math class doing nothing except talking to my friend about leaving school and moving to england. Wtf?

  19. JuniorMint801 JuniorMint801
    posted a quote
    December 6, 2012 6:00pm UTC
    Truthfully Answer♥
    Do you sleep in your bra? nah
    Do you like noodles? Yea
    Do you enjoy drama? Who enjoys drama?
    Are you a girly girl? Some times
    Small or large purses? Medium
    Are you short? Yea ):
    Do you like somebody? Of course!
    Do you care if your socks are dirty? No
    Do you like Halloween? More like love
    Favorite time of year? Summer
    Where is the weirdest place you have slept? Not sure?
    Has anyone touched/smacked your butt in the past 24 hours? Nopee
    Is there any type of rumor going around about you? How’d you know?
    Do you call anybody by their last name? only as a last resort of trying to get their attention
    1. What color is the bra that you're wearing? White leopard
    2. Do you prefer light or dark haired guys? Doesn’t really matter
    3. Longest relationship? No idea
    4. Do you have a best friend? A few
    5. Have you ever had your heart broken? Think so
    6. Have you ever thought of having plastic surgery? never
    7. Do you like your life? Yea
    8. Have you ever jumped in the pool with your clothes on? Nope ):
    9. Do you have more friends that are girls or boys? girls
    10. How long have you had a facebook? I think about 4 years
    11. Have you ever slapped a boy in the face? No……
    12. What are your biggest fear(s)? the dark
    13. Have you ever cried yourself to sleep? More than once…
    14. Have you ever not been able to get someone off of your mind? Happening right now!
    15. Do you believe in the saying “once a cheater, always a cheater"? I believe there is no way to ever fix that
    16. Have you ever had a good feeling about something? Yea
    17. Do you ever wish you were famous? Sometimes
    18. Are you currently missing someone? Now that you mention it…
    19: What are you doing right now? On witty and watching Christmas movies
    Cowboy or Gangster? Either
    Face or Body? Face
    Sweet or Sexy? Sweet (:
    Contacts or Glasses? Doesn’t matter
    1. Eyeliner or Mascara? Eyeliner
    2. Pink or black? Depends on the day
    3. Pumps or flats? Flats
    4. Skirts or pants? Skirts (:
    5. Socks or leggings? Um? Both
    6. Hoodies or jackets? Hoodies<3
    7. Heels or sneakers? heels
    8. Straight or curly hair? Straight
    9. White or black? Black
    10. Smoothies or lattes? Smoothies
    11. Diet or regular sodas? Either one works
    12. Water or daiquiris? both
    13. Pearls or diamonds? Diamonds
    14. Mary-Kate or Ashley Olsen? I don’t know?
    15. iPod or cell phone? ipod
    16. Friends or family? Both<3
    17. Lip gloss or lip stick? Lip gloss
    18. Manicure or pedicures? Manicure
    19. Tank tops or beaters? Tank tops
    20. Big sunglasses or small? Big
    21. Sunglasses or purses? both
    IN A GUY ...
    1)Funny or Serious? Funny(:
    2)Romantic or Daredevil? Romantic
    3)Dark Eyes or Light Eyes? Doesn’t matter
    4)Long Hair or Short Hair? Depends…
    5)Curly Hair or Straight Hair? Straight
    6)Hockey Player or Football Player? Either one really

  20. JuniorMint801 JuniorMint801
    posted a quote
    December 5, 2012 8:39pm UTC
    So earlier i was on chat and i got a message from an un-named user. His first message was odd so i replied with an "excuse me?" and then he said "nvm you're ugly, bye". does anybody else feel this is wrong?


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