KatiiLouisex3

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KatiiLouisex3

Status: ARR! You climbed aboard my page I see. BE NICE OR WALK THE PLANK :D

Member Since: 11 Jul 2011 01:04pm

Last Seen: 31 Oct 2013 07:20pm

Location: England<3

user id: 193401

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KatiiLouisex3
posted a quote
September 2, 2013 2:59pm UTC

"I noticed myself wishing that nothing loved me so I wouldn't feel obligated to keep existing. "
Credit to hyperboleandahalf.blogspot.co.uk

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KatiiLouisex3
posted a quote
August 16, 2013 11:59am UTC

I need party music!
Things like Don't Trust Me by 3OH!3, How to be a Heartbreaker by Marina and the Diamonds, The Rapture by The Pass. Ya feel me?
Any ideas?
Thank yoouuu(:

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KatiiLouisex3
posted a quote
August 15, 2013 11:38am UTC

"When I feel bad about myself I go to McDonalds and sit there eating
a salad so that I can at least feel better than everyone else there."

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KatiiLouisex3
posted a quote
August 12, 2013 1:03pm UTC

So I was looking through old photos,
and I decided to go to YouTube and put on a Pretty Little Liars soundtrack playlist.
I swear I have never felt more reminiscent omg
♥♥♥

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KatiiLouisex3
posted a quote
August 12, 2013 12:28pm UTC

I saw this little girl today just
casually running around dressed
like an American Native Indian
And I thought, "I miss the days when it was perfectly acceptable
for me to walk around wearing a tiara," (which I did with pride).
I wish adults still felt as free as kids.
♥

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KatiiLouisex3
posted a quote
August 12, 2013 8:29am UTC

Did you know...
...that the first ever person to make a Witty quote, other than Steve, was 'Crapper'?
And his quotes were mostly pictures made with text?

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KatiiLouisex3
posted a quote
August 12, 2013 5:18am UTC

If your skin absorbs moisturiser and stuff, why doesn't it absorb makeup and just leave an eyeliner tattoo under your skin forever?

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KatiiLouisex3
posted a quote
August 8, 2013 12:04pm UTC

Friend: HIGH FIVE! *raises hand*
Me: OKAY! *goes to high five friend*
Friend: *moves hand away* teeheeheeheehee
Me: o_o
Me: ... People like you are the reason I have trust issues.

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KatiiLouisex3
posted a quote
July 24, 2013 1:53pm UTC

Do you ever have those moments where
you just want to use big words and it's kinda
like, "So what's up?" "Oh well my sister was
telling me an inextricably cumbersome
rigmarole in her usual jargon slang, seriously she
could write an anthology with all ofthose,
but I remain incredulous to her demonstrable
fallacy. Her behaviour is utterly discombobulating,
but that's just a foible of hers. You?"

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KatiiLouisex3
posted a quote
July 24, 2013 1:35pm UTC

It's kind of ironic that I describe myself using the word; "Inarticulate".

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KatiiLouisex3
posted a quote
July 23, 2013 12:17pm UTC

Click on "Top Now" & look in the upper-left corner of the blue background

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KatiiLouisex3
posted a quote
July 22, 2013 10:20am UTC

I think all my trust issues sprouted from
> "Down low.. TOO SLOW!" <

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KatiiLouisex3
posted a quote
July 22, 2013 7:19am UTC

Never forget what you are,
for surely the world will not.
Make it your strength,
then it can never be your weakness.
♥
-Tyrion Lannister, A Game of Thrones, George R.R. Martin.

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KatiiLouisex3
posted a quote
July 22, 2013 6:52am UTC

"Love is a dangerous disadvantage."
- S h e r l o c k
format by KatiiLouisex3

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KatiiLouisex3
posted a quote
July 22, 2013 6:04am UTC

How do people not laugh at their own jokes?
~
Like if everyone else laughs at it I can't just awkwardly stand there dead serious like
"That was my joke so I'm not laughing at it."

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KatiiLouisex3
posted a quote
July 19, 2013 6:14pm UTC

I often look at pictures of celebrities from when they were my age,
to remind myself that there's hope for me yet.

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KatiiLouisex3
posted a quote
July 19, 2013 2:45pm UTC

"We shall have a
magnificent garden
party and you're
not invited." -Capt. Jack Sparrow

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KatiiLouisex3
posted a quote
July 19, 2013 2:04pm UTC

Awesome Anagrams
Clint Eastwood = Old West Action
Madam Curie = Radium came
A telephone girl = Repeating "Hello"
The country side = No City Dust Here
The eyes = They see
The Morse Code = Here Come Dots
Conversation = Voices Rant On
The Great New York Rapid Transit Tunnel = Giant work in street, partly underneath
Tom Cruise = So I'm Cuter
A domesticated animal = Docile, as a man tamed it
The Railroad Train = Hi! I Rattle and Roar
The Hilton = Hint: Hotel
The United States Bureau of Fisheries = I Raise the Bass to Feed Us in the Future
Snooze Alarms = Alas! No More Z's

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KatiiLouisex3
posted a quote
July 14, 2013 7:11pm UTC

when I was little I had these brown leggings and I just used to put them on and stare at
my legs like "Oh so this is what I'd look like if I was Dad's colour, cool"

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KatiiLouisex3
posted a quote
July 14, 2013 7:04pm UTC

happiness
was a choice I made, and never looked back on.

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