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1. satakochan
   posted a quote
   August 27, 2013 7:36pm UTC
   Why do people feel they have to defend an all powerful God? If he's upset I'm sure he'll show up one
   day and deal with it all by himself.
   -Ricky Gervais
   
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2. satakochan
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   August 27, 2013 7:33pm UTC
   I'm an atheist. I don't believe in about 2,700 gods. Christians don't believe in 2,699. So they're nearly
   as atheistic as me
   -Ricky Gervais
   
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3. satakochan
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   August 27, 2013 7:31pm UTC
   "Why don't you pray just in case there is a god?"
   For the same reason you don't cover your doorways in garlic just in case there are vampires.
   -Ricky Gervais
   
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4. satakochan
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   August 27, 2013 7:28pm UTC
   Remember, Your God is real. All those other Gods are ridiculous, made-up nonsense. But not yours.
   Your God is real. Whichever one that is.
   -Ricky Gervais
   
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5. satakochan
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   August 27, 2013 7:25pm UTC
   "It annoys me that the burden of proof is on us. It should be: "You came up with the idea. Why do you believe it?
   I could tell you I've got superpowers. But I can't go up saying 'prove I can't fly' They'd go, what do you mean 'Prove you can't fly? Prove you can!"
   -Ricky Gervais
   
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6. satakochan
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   October 13, 2012 11:08pm UTC
   searching for food
   ~(-_-~) (~-_-)~
   ~(-_-~)
   (~-_-)~
   (-_-)
   
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7. satakochan
   posted a quote
   October 2, 2012 9:14pm UTC
   In P.E.
   Teacher: NOBODY! Should still be on their second lap!
   Me: On first lap
   -_-
   
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8. satakochan
   posted a quote
   July 31, 2012 8:01am UTC
   My dear,
   The atrocities I have witnessed are countless. I have seen brother kill brother, son kill father, wife kill husband, and daughter kill mother. I daresay
   Hell is empty and the devils are here.
   For I can no longer differentiate human and demon.
   Truly yours,
   William Shakespeare
   
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9. satakochan
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   July 31, 2012 7:55am UTC
   I was in Wal-Mart, buying a new notebook for school. I saw a random kid at the very end of the isle just kinda chillin' there, but I didn't think anything of it. As I go to pick up a notebook, the first page says "Hello, My name is Tom Riddle." I went through all the notebooks to find out that it was on every one of that kind. I walked away with my notebook, and quietly whispered towards the kid at the end of the isle "My name is Harry Potter."
   
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10. satakochan
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    July 31, 2012 6:28am UTC
    I asked my friend 'What's better, a ninja or a pirate?' and she said 'Their child'. My mind was blown
    
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11. satakochan
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    July 31, 2012 6:19am UTC
    Today, I was re-reading Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone when I came across a part talking about how Fred and George Weasley had bewitched snowballs to bounce off of the back of Professor Quirrell's turban. Having already read the book, I knew the ending, in which it is revealed that Lord Voldemort is hidden on the back of Quirrell's head. I realized that Fred and George can proudly say that they have hit Lord Voldemort with a snowball.
    
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12. satakochan
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    July 31, 2012 5:49am UTC
    Today, I spent 4 hours making a plushie dinosaur. I named it steve.
    
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13. satakochan
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    July 28, 2012 1:46am UTC
    Im not anti-social
    I just hate you
    
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