hiimhi

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hiimhi

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Member Since: 21 Feb 2009 06:11pm

Last Seen: 19 Aug 2021 12:39am

Birthday: June 4

Location: The Ocean State Job Lot (minus Job Lot)

Gender: F

user id: 68188

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hiimhi
posted a quote
July 10, 2013 3:24pm UTC

Instead of publicly shaming girls for wearing shorts when it is hot out,
maybe we should teach boys not to over sexualize normal female body parts.

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hiimhi
posted a quote
July 10, 2013 3:18pm UTC

Wow, amazing!
You can like a person whose opinions are different than yours!

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hiimhi
posted a quote
June 14, 2013 9:10pm UTC

If you laugh at jokes about raping people I will laugh at my fist punching your throat
\\because sure it’s violent and demeaning//
but I think it’s funny so why aren’t you laughing get off the floor and stop whining
I am trying to assert that my desire to make a joke out of your traumatic experience
\\is more important than your pain//
it’s called Freedom of Speech read a book.

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hiimhi
posted a quote
June 14, 2013 9:02pm UTC

Do people actually say pop instead of soda?

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hiimhi
posted a quote
June 14, 2013 8:58pm UTC

"Why can't I be thin?"
I whisper as I eat the 5th cookie.

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hiimhi
posted a quote
June 14, 2013 8:55pm UTC

If you still use "it's Adam and Eve, not Adam and Steve" as an argument against gay marriage
you need to Adam and Leave

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hiimhi
posted a quote
February 22, 2013 12:49pm UTC

And if you can't see anything beautiful about yourself
\\get a better mirror. //
Look a little closer, just stare a little longer,
because there's something inside you that made you keep going
despite everyone who told you to quit.
-Shane Koyczan

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hiimhi
posted a quote
February 15, 2013 8:29pm UTC

Why would you rather see 2 men holding guns
than too man holding hands?

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hiimhi
posted a quote
February 8, 2013 9:02pm UTC

If you repeat a lie often enough,
it becomes the truth politics.

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hiimhi
posted a quote
February 8, 2013 10:21am UTC

"What are you like?"
Possibly the hardest question ever.

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hiimhi
posted a quote
January 12, 2013 11:09pm UTC

You'll marry a member of 1 Direction when I'm a professional football player.
And I'm a 5 foot 2 inch, 100 pound, high school freshmen girl.
I suggest you make another plan.

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hiimhi
posted a quote
January 12, 2013 12:47pm UTC

You're not a true fan unless you hang from the ceiling and spin around in circles providing cool air for those around you.

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hiimhi
posted a quote
January 12, 2013 10:58am UTC

Grandma: Do you have a boyfriend yet?
Me: Not in this economy.

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hiimhi
posted a quote
January 5, 2013 6:28pm UTC

666
6+6+6=18
OBAMA WAS ONCE 18.
A vote for Obama is a vote for satan.

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hiimhi
posted a quote
January 5, 2013 6:15pm UTC

I threw a kid in a well,
don't ask me i'll never tell,
I will regret this in hell,
but he was i my way.