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hiimhi

Status: pizzerpie.tumblr.com

Member Since: 21 Feb 2009 06:11pm

Last Seen: 8 Oct 2014 07:35pm

Birthday: June 4

Location: The Ocean State Job Lot (minus Job Lot)

Gender: F

user id: 68188

387 Quotes
3,095 Favorites
128 Following
69 Followers
1 Comment Point
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  1. hiimhi hiimhi
    posted a quote
    July 10, 2013 3:24pm UTC
    Instead of publicly shaming girls for wearing shorts when it is hot out,
    maybe we should teach boys not to over sexualize normal female body parts.

  2. hiimhi hiimhi
    posted a quote
    July 10, 2013 3:18pm UTC
    Wow, amazing!
    You can like a person whose opinions are different than yours!

  3. hiimhi hiimhi
    posted a quote
    June 14, 2013 9:10pm UTC
    If you laugh at jokes about raping people I will laugh at my fist punching your throat
    \\because sure it’s violent and demeaning//
    but I think it’s funny so why aren’t you laughing get off the floor and stop whining
    I am trying to assert that my desire to make a joke out of your traumatic experience
    \\is more important than your pain//
    it’s called Freedom of Speech read a book.

  4. hiimhi hiimhi
    posted a quote
    June 14, 2013 9:02pm UTC
    Do people actually say pop instead of soda?

  5. hiimhi hiimhi
    posted a quote
    June 14, 2013 8:58pm UTC
    "Why can't I be thin?"
    I whisper as I eat the 5th cookie.

  6. hiimhi hiimhi
    posted a quote
    June 14, 2013 8:55pm UTC
    If you still use "it's Adam and Eve, not Adam and Steve" as an argument against gay marriage
    you need to Adam and Leave

  7. hiimhi hiimhi
    posted a quote
    February 22, 2013 12:49pm UTC
    And if you can't see anything beautiful about yourself
    \\get a better mirror. //
    Look a little closer, just stare a little longer,
    because there's something inside you that made you keep going
    despite everyone who told you to quit.
    -Shane Koyczan

  8. hiimhi hiimhi
    posted a quote
    February 15, 2013 8:29pm UTC
    Why would you rather see 2 men holding guns
    than too man holding hands?

  9. hiimhi hiimhi
    posted a quote
    February 8, 2013 9:02pm UTC
    If you repeat a lie often enough,
    it becomes the truth politics.

  10. hiimhi hiimhi
    posted a quote
    February 8, 2013 10:21am UTC
    "What are you like?"
    Possibly the hardest question ever.

  11. hiimhi hiimhi
    posted a quote
    January 12, 2013 11:09pm UTC
    You'll marry a member of 1 Direction when I'm a professional football player.
    And I'm a 5 foot 2 inch, 100 pound, high school freshmen girl.
    I suggest you make another plan.

  12. hiimhi hiimhi
    posted a quote
    January 12, 2013 12:47pm UTC
    You're not a true fan unless you hang from the ceiling and spin around in circles providing cool air for those around you.

  13. hiimhi hiimhi
    posted a quote
    January 12, 2013 10:58am UTC
    Grandma: Do you have a boyfriend yet?
    Me: Not in this economy.

  14. hiimhi hiimhi
    posted a quote
    January 5, 2013 6:28pm UTC
    666
    6+6+6=18
    OBAMA WAS ONCE 18.
    A vote for Obama is a vote for satan.

  15. hiimhi hiimhi
    posted a quote
    January 5, 2013 6:15pm UTC
    I threw a kid in a well,
    don't ask me i'll never tell,
    I will regret this in hell,
    but he was i my way.

  16. hiimhi hiimhi
    posted a quote
    December 31, 2012 5:54pm UTC
    the only thing I have going for me in life is that I am not addicted to heroin

  17. hiimhi hiimhi
    posted a quote
    December 31, 2012 1:49pm UTC
    Kim Kardashian is pregnant.
    I guess the Mayans were just couple months off about the end of the world.

  18. hiimhi hiimhi
    posted a quote
    December 29, 2012 11:44pm UTC
    "Lifes a gift, and I don't intend on wasting it."
    -Jack Dawson, Titanic

  19. hiimhi hiimhi
    posted a quote
    December 29, 2012 5:35pm UTC
    We need stricter pun control in America.
    -tumblr

  20. hiimhi hiimhi
    posted a quote
    December 28, 2012 9:46pm UTC
    Favoriting your own quote is like laughing at your own joke.
    Let's just say, I laugh at my own jokes all the time.

:)

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