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NEON21

1. NEON21
   posted a quote
   February 7, 2014 7:27pm UTC
   The reason I'm funny is because
   my life is a joke.
   lolsotrue.com
   
   👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 65 points
2. NEON21
   posted a quote
   January 31, 2014 10:14pm UTC
   Why is it when guys take off their shirts in public, it's hot,
   but when I take off my shirt in public everyone screams and runs away?
   
   👍 this is good · read the comments · 57 points
3. NEON21
   posted a quote
   January 14, 2013 4:03pm UTC
   You look really stressed,
   a n d s i c k o f g e t t i n g j u d g e d ,
   Some acne will help.
   f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5
   
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4. NEON21
   posted a quote
   January 11, 2013 7:14pm UTC
   w i n s a t r i p f o r 2 to H a w a i i
   Goes Twice
   f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5
   
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5. NEON21
   posted a quote
   January 10, 2013 7:00pm UTC
   Everytime you make a typo,
   The errorists win.
   nmf, Hale_Strom18. I saw this and thought it was actually pretty funny.
   
   👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 146 points
6. NEON21
   posted a quote
   January 8, 2013 6:30pm UTC
   IF WITTY CLOSES
   I may actually have a social life...
   Oh, who am I kidding?
   C L E A N U P W I T T Y 2013
   f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5
   
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7. NEON21
   posted a quote
   January 5, 2013 4:49pm UTC
   MY LOVE IS LIKE A CANDLE
   F o r g e t a b o u t m e a n d I ' l l b u r n y o u r h o u s e d o w n
   format by miss_unique/neversaynever16
   
   👍 this is good · read the comments · 77 points
8. NEON21
   posted a quote
   January 4, 2013 8:48pm UTC
   When your driving and Nicki Minaj is on all 3 radio stations...
   The only thing left to do is crash your car.
   NEON21, my quote! Make it pretty! And it's just a joke, don't take it to the <3
   
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9. NEON21
   posted a quote
   December 31, 2012 1:51pm UTC
   Can you beileve some day,
   kids will be bragging about being born in 2099?
   
   👍 this is good · read the comments · 195 points

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