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Being a British teenager...

- You have to avoid chavs, for your own safety. It's like living in the wild.

- You know atleast 5 $luts.

- Your parents get annoyed when you ask for money, because of our $hit economy.

- Whenever you have more than one light on it's described as being like"Blackpool illuminations"  

- Not seeing the point in bothering with your hair, because all the rain will just f*ck it up.

- There is absolutely nothing to do.


Yeah..still wanna move to Britain?
-_-



 

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sky* · 1 decade ago
That's how America is, too...
Well..my state is anyway.
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Katyax96 · 1 decade ago
yes
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Gemma_ · 1 decade ago
preach it! <3
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SilverTiger_ · 1 decade ago
I've always lived in Britain and I love it :')
I like the weather, because I'm strange, ahaha. And everyone loves our accents for some reason which is kind of cool xD
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hazzahamster · 1 decade ago
lol, i love britain, altho the rain gets annoyed - today, cuz of the wind, i looked like I was dragged through a bush backwards xxx :l
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insignificantx · 1 decade ago
Hahah, agreed :3
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Stargax · 1 decade ago
Yes, i only have to walk 5 minutes from the bus stop to my school and the wind and rain still manage to completely mess my hair up.. every single day -_-
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Bananaaah · 1 decade ago
It's the same as that in ireland, except the rain is 13935848523895845903840238 times worse -.-
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hazzahamster · 1 decade ago
not possible xxx trust me, britains rain is AWFUL!!! xxx
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fallen_emerald · 1 decade ago
I know right I wanna move to New York like 2 days ago I had my hair done perfect and when I went to school the rain and wind fxxked it up >.<
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xvolleyballxlover · 1 decade ago
you don't want to moe to NY the weathers crazy it was 60 degrees and sunny yesterday and today its 37 and rainy
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KatherinKat · 1 decade ago
I read this in a British accent... o.O lol
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dontlickmyhamster · 1 decade ago
Ergh chavs.
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---* · 1 decade ago
I live near wigan in the sunny town of Leigh :// Anyone else hate it when Americans think we ALL have cute posh accents and drink tea with the queen ://
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gmarie · 1 decade ago
lol I KNOW you don't... but us Americans don't all have perfect LA weather... we get heavy snow all winter, drizzle all spring, thunderstorms frequently in the summer, and tropical storms/hurricanes in the fall :/ And obviously most Americans don't talk in that super annoying stereotypical accent or go to McDonald's with Obama lol I'm sure you know that but that's just my complaint. Just figured I'd complain here because... why not? Lol :) :)
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---* · 1 decade ago
Lol :) xx I like snow :P Better than rain lolz xx
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gmarie · 1 decade ago
me too :) lol it's fun but it's also cold and wet... but I like it anyway!
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mango824 · 1 decade ago
but snow is cold
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ryan98 · 1 decade ago
dont forget the fact it's been snowing and freezing cold too
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StormForceHeart · 1 decade ago
The rain isn't that bad, I love it! aha, but I really love England, I'm so glad I live here(:
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nadiah1 · 1 decade ago
Thanks for pointing that out to the Americans! They are so lucky. I have to live there :(
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gmarie · 1 decade ago
Hey!!! Americans don't all have perfect lives or LA weather... we get heavy snow all winter, drizzle all spring, thunderstorms frequently in the summer, and tropical storms/hurricanes in the fall!!!!!!!! And our economy isn't doing so well either
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xvolleyballxlover · 1 decade ago
actually our economy pretty much sucks lol
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nadiah1 · 1 decade ago
lol
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SeaButterfly · 1 decade ago
In my country, it's snowing! Yay! Better than rain :)
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Emilyycanfly · 1 decade ago
Good things about being British: Free healthcare. Awesome Accents.
Bad things about being British: Chavs, no money, no jobs, rain, london transport sucks, litter on the street, rain, gangs, rain, rain RAIN.
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nadiah1 · 1 decade ago
What da hell. We have no accent! Well, I don't but yeah! The rest your right
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carlisius · 1 decade ago
Sounds like America except for the rain, and I love how my hair curls after the rain.
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akpoppy3 · 1 decade ago
that actually sounds right xD
it was raining today, and my hair was a frizzy mess -_--

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i_am_always_second_best · 1 decade ago
Sounds like America x'DD
Well
The constant rain would be amaaazingggg <3
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dontlickmyhamster · 1 decade ago
You say that now, but when your 6th umbrella in a week breaks then you might rethink that. :)
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i_am_always_second_best · 1 decade ago
I don't use umbrellas. :3 I get soaked and love it!
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