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gmarie

Status: Doing my math homework last because it's fun.

Member Since: 15 Jun 2012 06:19pm

Last Seen: 8 Nov 2015 07:04pm

Birthday: April 17

Location: Somewhere over the Rainbow... jk I live in Pennsylvania

Gender: F

user id: 308927

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^^ I have long hair.... and I like climbing trees...??? Yeah, I know, I'm awesome. Let's not make a big deal about it. :P jk

Heyy!!! I'm Grace and I'm 14 years old and my birthday is 17 April... I'm an only child but I have a dog, a cat, a rabbit, and 5 chickens to make up for that :) I love learning but I hate tests, homework, and group projects. My friends are the bestest people I know and I like to spend time with them. The saying "Families are like fudge, mostly sweet with a few nuts" doesn't quite descibe my family... my family is a bit more like peanut brittle than fudge lol. I love to read and my all time favorite book series is The Lord of the Rings by J.R.R. Tolkien, though I also love Harry Potter. I'm kinda addicted to vlogbrothers videos. What else is there to say about me... hmmmmmmmm.... I speak English and German... besides that, idk! Well, if I think of anything else I'll add it. Byee!!!!

Oh yeah!!! I almost forgot....

Witty Bestfriends:

-Alice2000 is the most ALFantastic person in the world so...

2 phenomeniall, amazayn, extraordinharry, fablouis, brilliam people

- AmberBailey (check out her stories!!!)
-bowtiesandfezzes (she used to write stories but now she's just a super duper awesome person)

And then there's Elyse...

PineapplePie <- I have friends in real life too! Omg!!! She's MagniFINNcent!! Finn Harries is her MuFINN don't challenge her on that. It's a BAD idea....

  1. gmarie gmarie
    posted a quote
    November 11, 2013 3:43pm UTC
    There is something
    about the finality
    of handing in a test
    that makes the right answers
    suddenly obvious...
    and your answers
    distinctly wrong.

  2. gmarie gmarie
    posted a quote
    March 30, 2013 10:50pm UTC
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    |||| You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me

  3. gmarie gmarie
    posted a quote
    March 30, 2013 10:37pm UTC
    How's my attitude?
    Call 1-800-BITE ME

  4. gmarie gmarie
    posted a quote
    March 13, 2013 10:16pm UTC
    When your friend decides to reply "That's what she said."
    And you're left to figure out how apples sound sexual....

  5. gmarie gmarie
    posted a quote
    March 10, 2013 7:28pm UTC
    *puts spoon in sink*
    *turns on water*
    *takes unplanned shower*

  6. gmarie gmarie
    posted a quote
    March 1, 2013 4:52pm UTC
    My
    English teacher
    spelled alphabetically like this:
    alephetbaetically.
    I couldn't have come up with that if I tried. I have now officially given up on the world.

  7. gmarie gmarie
    posted a quote
    February 10, 2013 4:07pm UTC
    [Who fed]
    Princess Fiona
    in the tower
    guarded by the dragon
    ?

  8. gmarie gmarie
    posted a quote
    February 7, 2013 9:43pm UTC
    I'm the socially awkward
    one who doesn't know
    what to if someone
    compliments me
    or insults me
    or just talks to me...

  9. gmarie gmarie
    posted a quote
    January 30, 2013 8:18pm UTC
    We were in the car and my dad was all like “If all the other kids jumped off a bridge would you” and I was like “Yeah cause there’d be a huge pile of bodies to land on” and he starting choking and almost swerved off the road.
    *this IS from Tumblr, not my quote*

  10. gmarie gmarie
    posted a quote
    January 23, 2013 4:45pm UTC
    Just saying, but....
    If I say it's for me
    to know and you
    to find out, you
    can pretty much
    guarantee that I
    have no clue
    either.

  11. gmarie gmarie
    posted a quote
    January 6, 2013 1:38pm UTC
    Small minds discuss happenings on Facebook;
    Average minds discuss happenings on Twitter;
    [but...]
    Great minds discuss Witty quotes.

  12. gmarie gmarie
    posted a quote
    January 2, 2013 12:24pm UTC
    Hey guys. So this right now is my best friend! Im hacking you! Mwuhaha

  13. gmarie gmarie
    posted a quote
    January 1, 2013 1:13pm UTC
    What makes me beautiful?
    Polyjuice Potion.

  14. gmarie gmarie
    posted a quote
    December 30, 2012 12:48am UTC
    New Witty?
    I'm lost, Steve.

  15. gmarie gmarie
    posted a quote
    December 27, 2012 10:13am UTC
    Things I hear at Christmas dinner:
    "Do you want to have a snowball fight?"
    "Does my car count as a snowball?" - 18 year old cousin to weird cousin that looks like Jesus (he was going to use the car as a snowball if that was unclear, in other words, run over the weird cousin.)
    "I'M GONNA SHOVE A NERF DART UP YOUR BUTT!" - 7 year old cousin to my dad
    "You're not my brother anymore!" - 50 year old uncle to other uncle
    "Uncle Jimmy is a pretty pretty princess!!" - 2 year old cousin
    "I'm gonna bring this to school!!" - 7 year old cousin about his new nerf gun... great idea bringing a gun to school...
    This, among other things, is conclusive proof that my family is insane.

  16. gmarie gmarie
    posted a quote
    December 20, 2012 8:04pm UTC
    Favorite books, anyone?
    I'm out of books...

  17. gmarie gmarie
    posted a quote
    December 18, 2012 5:18pm UTC
    England
    Let me tell you something about America. We were best friends in the 1600's. I know, right? It's so embarrassing. I don't even... Whatever. So then in the mid 1700's, I started going to war with France and taxing the colonists, and they were like, weirdly mad at me. Like, if I would tax their tea, they'd be like, "Well we're just going to throw it all in Boston Harbor" And I'd be like, "Have fun with the new soldiers I'm sending over." So then, for the Intolerable Acts, which was their punishment for being so rude, I was like, "Guys, I'm going to make a bunch of soldiers stay in your houses and cut off your ports." I mean I couldn't have them stop paying taxes! They thought they were going to just not pay for a war they didn't want to get involved in in the first place! I mean, right? They were MY COLONIES. So then George Washington wrote King George III and started yelling at him, it was so retarded. And then America started a revolution because no one would listen to their stupid ideas, and they came back in the fall for the new One Direction album, all of their teenage girls were going crazy, and now I guess now they're obsessed with my my boys and my accent.
    Like • Comment • 17 minutes ago
    No offense to America or England, just funny...

  18. gmarie gmarie
    posted a quote
    December 11, 2012 5:22pm UTC
    Comment on this quote
    OR
    On my profile
    And I will comment on yours
    with ONE WORD
    A complete nonsense word
    That you will need to work into at least one conversation you have today.
    Up for the challenge?
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  19. gmarie gmarie
    posted a quote
    December 4, 2012 6:59pm UTC
    When someone messes
    up your pattern
    -__-

  20. gmarie gmarie
    posted a quote
    December 3, 2012 6:04pm UTC
    Grammar You Should Probably Know:
    Part 1: Their, There, and They're
    their = shows possession.
    I went to their house after school.
    there = a location
    I have been there.
    they're = a contraction combining the words "they" and "are." Means "they are."
    Part 2: To, Two, and Too
    to = expresses motion
    I went to the zoo.
    too = more than what is necessary/possible, or "also"
    I had too much water before that long drive.
    I want to come too!
    Part 3: Don't end sentences with prepositions
    Prepostions: with, at, on, in, of, to, etc.
    Wrong: Who did you go with?
    Right: With whom did you go?
    ^Also notice who vs. whom
    Part 4: Affect or Effect?
    Affect: Used as a verb.
    Every vote affects the final outcome of the election.
    Effect: Used as a noun.
    The effect of your individual vote is larger than you think.
    Part 5: Your vs. You're
    Your = shows possession
    I saw your dog on your front lawn.
    You're = A contraction combining "you" and "are." Literally means "you are."
    You're going on vacation in a week.
    Part 6: It's vs. Its
    It's = A contraction combining "it" and "is." Literally means "it is."
    It's going to be a fun night!
    Its = shows possession
    The puppy shook its toy vigorously back and forth.
    Part 7: Then vs. Than
    Then = used to represent a time or used as a transition
    I was there then.
    Then, we went to the mall.
    Than = shows comparison
    Apples are better than bananas.
    Hopefully this cleared up any confusion, or let other grammar freaks out there know that they're not the only ones!!!

:)

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