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Member Since: 21 Jul 2012 02:41pm

Last Seen: 23 Feb 2016 04:00pm

Birthday: November 30

Location: Niall's bed

Gender: F

user id: 319228

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i love 1d but feel free to just press the ignore button if you dont like them. no hate. this is an awesome site.

soooo...I have gone through some stuff and so maybe, just maybe, I could be of help to and of you if ur going through similar stuff. Or....comment on @lostinmyself because she is AMAZING and she is helping me get through this rough period. She's also the only one from my school to know about Witty.

shoo! Go follow her!
  1. carlisius carlisius
    posted a quote
    October 29, 2013 12:43pm UTC
    hey idk if anyone's noticed, but i rarely go on witty anymore. follow me on my tumblr if you want:

  2. carlisius carlisius
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    August 14, 2013 3:01pm UTC
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  3. carlisius carlisius
    posted a quote
    August 11, 2013 12:12am UTC
    Is it wrong that I get insanely jealous of cancer people cuz their idols actually go to the hospitals and meet them and say that theyre brave and strong? Why should i be overlooked just because i dont "look sick" whatever the frick that means? just because im suffering at home and doing my IVs myself because insurance wont pay for MY disease, i dont get any credit for being sick. i have been fighting this disease for seven years, and not once have i gotten any special oppurtunities because of it. im not seen as a fighter. im seen as a girl who lies in bed too much. people say: "maybe shes lazy" and maybe i am, but its only because I FEEL LIKE CRAP 90% OF THE TIME; LIKE I CONSTANTLY I HAVE THE FRICKIN FLU. i just want some honor,some badge that the cancer kids get. no one writes fanfics about based off of the girl with lyme disease! they only write about the girl with cancer.
    sry i just needed to rant. comfort would be helpful. (or a oneshot about niall and the girl with lyme disease...?)

  4. carlisius carlisius
    posted a quote
    June 6, 2013 7:35pm UTC
    Marriage is a civil right, so if America is as secular as the constitution says, gay marriage being legal shouldn't be a law with religious issues. I think it's a no brainier that the country should allow gay marriage as a civil right, the churches and mosques and synagogues can deal with the religious side of marriage themselves. Also, keep in mind that the Church of England was created specifically to let a guy get divorced... So obviously Christians don't hold marriage to be as "sacred" as they say...

  5. carlisius carlisius
    posted a quote
    June 2, 2013 4:41am UTC
    Death is but to cease to be the same
    There's plenty of men to die, don't jump your turn
    And they asked me: "What is it that lies behind the stars?"
    I want to run til my feet don't touch the ground
    I'm running 'cause I can't fly
    Even heroes have the right to bleed
    I know my call despite my faults and despite my growing fears
    Fight like you've never lost

  6. carlisius carlisius
    posted a quote
    April 2, 2013 2:51am UTC
    i need to talk to someone who knows about sexuality and gender oriention an stuff. any takers?

  7. carlisius carlisius
    posted a quote
    January 18, 2013 12:17am UTC
    I hate mirrors.

  8. carlisius carlisius
    posted a quote
    December 30, 2012 9:17pm UTC
    could be
    falling in
    love with

  9. carlisius carlisius
    posted a quote
    December 18, 2012 1:44am UTC
    Death is but to cease to be the same...

  10. carlisius carlisius
    posted a quote
    December 13, 2012 2:47pm UTC
    Some girl: *buys one cat*
    Some girl: *buys 68 more cats*
    Me: *allergic to cats*
    Some girl: *buys one dog*
    Some girl: *buys 68 more dogs*
    Me: *allergic to dogs*
    Some girl: *buys one hamster/bunny*
    Some girl: *buys 68 more hamsters/bunnies
    Me: *allergic to hamsters/bunnies*
    Me: *buys one fish*
    Me: *buys bigger tank and 8 more fish*
    Me: *buys wall-size tank and 10 more fish*
    Me: *buys aquarium and 40 more fish*
    Me: Finally!

  11. carlisius carlisius
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    December 13, 2012 1:41pm UTC
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  12. carlisius carlisius
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    December 6, 2012 10:51pm UTC
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  13. carlisius carlisius
    posted a quote
    November 19, 2012 6:18pm UTC
    [x] I am shorter than 5'4".
    [] I have many emotional scars.
    []I tan easily.
    [] I wish my hair was a different color.
    [] I wish my eyes were a different color.
    [] I have friends who have never seen my natural hair color.
    [] I have a tattoo.
    [x] I wear glasses sometimes.
    []I would probably get plastic surgery if it were 100 percent safe, free of cost, and scar-free.
    [x] I've been told I'm attractive by a complete stranger.
    [x] I have more than 1 piercing
    []I have piercings in places besides my ears.
    [x] I have freckles.
    [x] I've sworn at my parents.
    [x] I've run away from home.
    [] I've been kicked out of the house.
    [] My actual parents are together.
    [] I have a sibling less than one year old.
    [x] I want to have kids someday.
    [] I want to adopt someday.
    [x] I'm in school.
    [] I have a job.
    []I've fallen asleep at work/school.
    [x] I almost always do my homework.
    [x] I've missed a week or more of school.
    [] I failed more than 1 class last year.
    [] I've stolen something from my school.
    [x] I've fell in public.
    []I've slipped out a "lol" in a spoken conversation.
    [] Disney movies still make me cry.
    [x] I've snorted while laughing.
    [] I've laughed so hard I've cried.
    []I've glued my hand to something.
    [x] I've laughed till some kind of beverage came out of my nose
    [x] I was born with a disease/impairment.
    [] I've broken a bone.
    [] I've had my tonsils removed.
    [] I've sat in a doctors office with a friend.
    [x] I've had my wisdom teeth removed.
    [] I had a serious surgery.
    [x] I've had chicken pox.
    [] I have/had asthma.
    []I've gotten lost in my town
    [x] I've seen a shooting star.
    [x] I've wished on a shooting star.
    [] I've seen a meteor shower.
    [x] I've gone out in public in my pajamas.
    [] I've pushed all the buttons on an elevator.
    [x] I've kicked a guy where it hurts.
    [] I've been skydiving.
    []I've gone skinny dipping.
    [] I've played spin the bottle.
    [] I've drank a whole gallon of milk in one hour.
    [] I've crashed a car.
    [x] I've been skiing.
    [x] I've been in a play.
    []I've met someone in person from the internet.
    [x] I've caught a snowflake on my tongue.
    [x] I've sat on a roof top.
    [x] I've played a prank on someone.
    [x] I've rode in a taxi.
    [x] I've eaten Sushi.
    [] I've been snowboarding.
    [] I've gone on a blind date.
    [x] I miss someone right now.
    [] I have a fear of abandonment.
    [] I've gotten divorced.
    [] I've told someone I loved them when I didn't.
    [] I've told someone I didn't love them when I did.
    [] I've told someone I loved them and didn't get a clear response.
    [] I've felt rejected even if I wasn't.
    [x] I've loved someone I knew a friend was already in love with.
    [x] I've done something I promised someone else I wouldn't.
    [x] I've done something I promised myself I wouldn't.
    [x] I've snuck out of my house.
    [x]I have lied to my parents about where I am.
    [] I am keeping a secret from the world.
    [x]I've cheated while playing a game.
    [x] I've cheated on a test.
    [] I've been suspended from school.
    [x] I've consumed alcohol
    [] I regularly drink.
    [] I have been diagnosed with clinical depression.
    [] I shut others out when I'm depressed.
    [] I take anti-depressants.
    [x] I've slept an entire day, when I didn't need it.
    [x] I've hurt myself on purpose.
    [x] I've went to bed crying

  14. carlisius carlisius
    posted a quote
    November 14, 2012 11:20pm UTC
    So few come and don't go.
    ---"Look After You" The Fray

  15. carlisius carlisius
    posted a quote
    November 13, 2012 11:24pm UTC
    You make the wrong words sound like rhymes

  16. carlisius carlisius
    posted a quote
    November 13, 2012 11:15pm UTC
    ...he just forgot he was her father between the buckle and the belt.

  17. carlisius carlisius
    posted a quote
    November 13, 2012 2:11am UTC
    kay guyss..
    every time that your in a big crowd , yell "AWOT"
    it stands for [ Any Wittians Out There? ]
    so we can see who eachother are.
    pass it on and sign your name:)♥

  18. carlisius carlisius
    posted a quote
    November 11, 2012 11:53pm UTC
    If we were words on a page, what would I be?

  19. carlisius carlisius
    posted a quote
    November 11, 2012 3:27am UTC
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  20. carlisius carlisius
    posted a quote
    November 9, 2012 2:35am UTC
    I wonder, is anyone afraid to lose me?


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