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hazzahamster

1. hazzahamster
   posted a quote
   July 21, 2013 7:43am UTC
   AND WE DANCED ALL
   NIGHT TO THE BEST
   SONG EVER
   WE KNEW EVERY
   LINE NOW i CAN'T
   REMEMBER
   HOW IT GOES BUT i
   KNOW THAT i WON'T
   FORGET HER
   
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2. hazzahamster
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   June 10, 2013 1:48pm UTC
   Person walking behind me: Erm okay, I have a stalker now...
   Person walking next to me: Move away from me peasant, who said you could walk next to me?
   Person walking in front of me/overtakes me: Slow down, jeesh, we're not in the Olympics
   
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3. hazzahamster
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   June 8, 2013 6:54pm UTC
   The stories we love best do live in us forever.
   So whether you come back by page or by the big screen, Hogwarts will always be there to welcome you home.
   
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4. hazzahamster
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   June 8, 2013 3:32pm UTC
   Draco: Where are we supposed to go?
   Harry: Uh, I don't know... Uh, Pigfarts!
   Draco: Ha haha hahaha. Now you're just being cute. I can't GO to Pigfarts... It's on MAAARS!!
   
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5. hazzahamster
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   June 8, 2013 3:27pm UTC
   You think killing people might make them like you...
   But it doesn't!
   It just makes people dead!
   
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6. hazzahamster
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   June 8, 2013 3:22pm UTC
   WHAT THE DEVIL IS GOING ON HEEEEERE?!
   
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7. hazzahamster
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   June 1, 2013 3:12pm UTC
   The hardest thing in this world, is to live in it.
   ~ Buffy Summers.
   
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8. hazzahamster
   posted a quote
   May 28, 2013 7:45pm UTC
   I was on the train home yesterday, and I got really bored so I pretended that the raindrops that were going down the window were racing, like I used to do as a child.
   Then I got struck by a thoroughly disturbing thought:
   "hey, these raindrops look like s.perm trying to race each other to the egg in order to make a kid."
   I think my childhood has officially died.
   
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9. hazzahamster
   posted a quote
   May 27, 2013 6:31pm UTC
   Harry Potter Fact #4
   If a Muggle came across Hogwarts, it would appear to them as an old building with a sign reading "keep out: dangerous building."
   
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10. hazzahamster
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    May 25, 2013 12:19pm UTC
    Harry Potter Fact #3:
    When Fred and George Weasley bewitched snowballs to hit the back of Professor Quirrell's turban, they were unknowingly hitting Voldemort in the face.
    
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11. hazzahamster
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    May 25, 2013 12:15pm UTC
    Harry Potter Fact #2:
    The least successful Harry Potter movie (Prisoner of Azkaban) earned approximately $90 million more dollars than the most successful Twilight movie in the box office.
    
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12. hazzahamster
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    May 25, 2013 12:12pm UTC
    Harry Potter Fact #1:
    Both Sirius Black and Fred Weasley, Hogwarts pranksters from different generations, died laughing.
    
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13. hazzahamster
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    April 27, 2013 12:39pm UTC
    Okay, all this stuff about thigh gaps is really starting to get on my nerves.
    Does it matter if you have a thigh gap or not, I mean, really?
    I don't have a thigh gap, but do you hear me complaining about it?! No!
    And so what if some girls do have a thigh gap? That's just how their body is built, lay off them.
    Just because you have a thigh gap, does not make you anorexic.
    And just because you don't have a thigh gap, does not make you fat.
    Learn the difference and think before you speak about things like this.
    Sorry. Had to vent. Please don't hate, I just had to get this out here.
    
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14. hazzahamster
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    April 4, 2013 7:42am UTC
    Type your name (Real name): Harriett
    Type your name with your elbow: Hsfrfrkirgttg
    Type your name with your eyes closed: Harrueff
    Type your name with your nose: yq4493455
    Bash your head into the keyboard: y67
    Now repost this quote but delete my answers♥
    got this from cookie_monster_emzz
    
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15. hazzahamster
    posted a quote
    March 29, 2013 4:04pm UTC
    We're all stories in the end.
    Just make it a good one.
    Because it was you know.
    It was the best.
    
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16. hazzahamster
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    March 16, 2013 9:42pm UTC
    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    You and the stranger both like Doctor who.
    You: Hello. I'm the Doctor.
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.
    You: EVERY. SINGLE. TIME!
    
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17. hazzahamster
    posted a quote
    March 10, 2013 9:54am UTC
    Happy Mother's Day Witty
    Love you Mom: Always <3
    
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18. hazzahamster
    posted a quote
    March 9, 2013 12:57pm UTC
    I used to think one day we'd tell the story of us
    How we met and the sparks flew instantly
    People would say they're the lucky ones
    I used to know my place was the spot was next to you
    Now I'm searching the room for an empty seat
    'Cause lately I don't even know what page you're on
    Oh, a simple complication
    Miscommunications lead to fallout
    So many things that I wish you knew
    So many walls up, I can't break through
    - Taylor Swift, The Story of Us
    
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19. hazzahamster
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    March 8, 2013 5:19pm UTC
    So today, in the library, a 6th Former who helps out there comes over to me and says that some kid has stopped the printer from printing back-to-front and now on the back of every piece of paper that is printed it says 'YOUR MOM'
    I have 4 words:
    THAT. KID. IS. LEGEND!
    
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20. hazzahamster
    posted a quote
    March 5, 2013 2:45pm UTC
    Rory: You just summoned aliens back to Earth. Actual aliens. Deadly aliens. Aliens of death. And now, you're taking you're clothes off... Amy, he's taking his clothes off!
    Doctor: Turn your back if it embarasses you!
    Rory: *turns around* are you stealing clothes now? Those clothes belong to people you know. *to Amy* Are you not going to turn your back?
    Amy: *folds arms over chest, smirking* Nope!
    
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