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Person walking behind me: Erm okay, I have a stalker now...


Person walking next to me: Move away from me peasant, who said you could walk next to me?


Person walking in front of me/overtakes me: Slow down, jeesh, we're not in the Olympics
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Person walking behind me: Erm okay, I have a stalker now... Person

9 faves · Jun 10, 2013 1:48pm

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