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hazzahamster
posted a quote
March 5, 2013 2:40pm UTC

Some girls want vampires
Some girls want werewolves
But I'm waiting for my
TimeLord

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hazzahamster
posted a quote
March 5, 2013 2:32pm UTC

9th Doctor: Who said you're not important?
10th Doctor: There's no such thing as an ordinary human.
11th Doctor: Do you know, in 900 years of time and space,
I've never met anyone who wasn't important before.

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hazzahamster
posted a quote
March 5, 2013 2:26pm UTC

Matt Smith:
Sexiness wrapped up in Tweed and a Bowtie.

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hazzahamster
posted a quote
March 5, 2013 2:21pm UTC

An apple a day keeps the Doctor away
Doctor: Apples are rubbish, I hate apples!

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hazzahamster
posted a quote
March 5, 2013 2:19pm UTC

I throw my sonic screwdriver in the air sometimes,
saying AYO,
I'm from Gallifrey, OH
Doctor Who for life <3

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hazzahamster
posted a quote
November 13, 2012 3:35pm UTC

Some people say laughter
is the best therapy...
But the bank manager in
Mary Poppins died
laughing...
So if you don't mind,
I'll just sit here, and
smile awkwardly.

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hazzahamster
posted a quote
November 4, 2012 1:32am UTC

hey... so... yeah...
it's 5:30 (in the morning) back here in England and im sitting at my computer, reading witty quotes and watching witty quotes... completely wide awake! xxx ;P

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hazzahamster
posted a quote
October 25, 2012 9:04pm UTC

okay, just looked on my profile
and found i have 69 followers...
day=made ;)

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hazzahamster
posted a quote
July 7, 2012 8:02am UTC

Dear all girls,
if a guy breaks your heart...
break his XBox in revenge,
then wait and see who cries the most...

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hazzahamster
posted a quote
July 6, 2012 5:26pm UTC

The awkward moment when
Justin Bieber steals
Liam Payne's hairstyle

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hazzahamster
posted a quote
July 6, 2012 5:21pm UTC

The awkward & horrific
moment when
Harry Styles
has straight not curly hair.

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hazzahamster
posted a quote
July 6, 2012 5:18pm UTC

The awkward moment when
Louis Tomlinson
is wearing spots not stripes.

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hazzahamster
posted a quote
May 29, 2012 6:13am UTC

When Playing Tennis In School:
5% Hitting the ball to your partner.
95% Chasing the ball around the playground.

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hazzahamster
posted a quote
May 28, 2012 3:17pm UTC

Me: Hi
Dark Side Leader: Hello, would you like to join us? We have jackets!
Me: What happened to good-old-fashioned cookies?
Dark Side Leader: We prefer jackets; they're free.
Me: Ok, do they come with cheese, butter and baked beans?
Dark Side Leader: *sighs* the jackets that you wear, not the ones that you eat. They're black and they say dark side on the back in red.
Me: Oh, cool, i'll join.
5 days later:
Me: Hi, im ready to join the Dark Side now; where's my jacket?
Dark Side Leader: We lied about the jackets; but we have cookies.
Me: Why do you have cookies and not jackets?
Dark Side Leader: Because the Grandma of the Dark Side loves baking.
Me: the Grandma? Jeez, you're not much of a Dark Side are you?
Dark Side Leader: Not really, no.
Me: Well, free cookies are free cookies... I'm in.
Dark Side Leader: You have to pay for the cookies.
Me: I'm out.

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hazzahamster
posted a quote
May 5, 2012 3:15pm UTC

Dear Imagination,
Please stop making me think there is someone walking around in my house when I'm home alone and singing to my music at the top of my voice.
Sincerely,
Girl tired of walking around the house like an idiot armed with a hairbrush.

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hazzahamster
posted a quote
May 2, 2012 3:44am UTC

Me: Hey, Amy, do you like 1Direction? Who's your favourite?
Amy: No, sorry, I don't like them.
Me:... Never speak to me again.
Amy: No, Harriett, I'll give you a cookie...
Me: You have cookies...?
Amy: Yeah, do you want one?
Me: Yeah, please.
Me:*Finishes munching on cookie*
Me:So, do you like 1D now?
Amy: No.
Cop: So, Amy just jumped off a building then a cliff and fed herself to the sharks did she?
Me: Yup, pretty much.

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hazzahamster
posted a quote
April 27, 2012 5:14pm UTC

Me texting my best mate Alyce; true convo.
Me: I hid the body... now what? xxx
Alyce: Wot? xxx
Me: Wat? xxx
Alyce: Wat was that message about about "I hid the body" and the rest? xxx
Me: Wat r u on about? I never sent no message about a body xxx
Alyce: Ok xxx
Me: You're a strange child xxx
Alyce: lol xxx
Me: Wat, you are... thinking im sending you text messages about hiding bodies xxx
Alyce: Lol, did you or not because I'm goin mad otherwise xxx
Me: I did... but your definitely goin mad if you believe that... i mite have done... i mite not have done and this whole convo could be a figment of your imagination xxx
Alyce: Shut up xxx
Me: So, what SHOULD I do with the body? xxx
She hasn't replied to me for the past hour, lol =)

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hazzahamster
posted a quote
April 26, 2012 1:19pm UTC

NEVER...
give up on someone you can't go a day without thinking about!!!

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hazzahamster
posted a quote
April 26, 2012 1:16pm UTC

People cry...
Not because they are weak...
But because they have been too strong...
For too long.

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hazzahamster
posted a quote
April 26, 2012 1:14pm UTC

You promised that you'd never leave...
Where are you now?

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