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I was on the train home yesterday, and I got really bored so I pretended that the raindrops that were going down the window were racing, like I used to do as a child.

Then I got struck by a thoroughly disturbing thought:
"hey, these raindrops look like s.perm trying to race each other to the egg in order to make a kid."

I think my childhood has officially died.
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I was on the train home yesterday, and I got really bored so

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