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Emilyycanfly

Status: I don't like putting PHOTOGRAPHS of myself online, so I have opted for this very accurate and talented drawing. IKR, I'm so good at art.

Member Since: 6 Dec 2011 11:43am

Last Seen: 8 Jan 2014 11:49am

Location: NARNIAAAAA

user id: 247509

43 Quotes
2,036 Favorites
104 Following
71 Followers
39 Comment Points
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I just cleared my profile. Oops. I'll rewrite it laster, peasants.
  1. Emilyycanfly Emilyycanfly
    posted a quote
    November 10, 2013 9:49am UTC
    British Things
    “I can’t believe how dark it’s getting…”
    nmq

  2. Emilyycanfly Emilyycanfly
    posted a quote
    October 13, 2013 11:02am UTC
    maybe if i just leave my homework long enough, it will just disappear.

  3. Emilyycanfly Emilyycanfly
    posted a quote
    October 5, 2013 5:45pm UTC
    yep i've just about failed at life.

  4. Emilyycanfly Emilyycanfly
    posted a quote
    October 2, 2013 1:03pm UTC
    I hate freshman
    but I also hate sophomors
    and juniors and seniors
    my point is I hate everyone

  5. Emilyycanfly Emilyycanfly
    posted a quote
    August 24, 2013 10:29am UTC
    click to see this quote

  6. Emilyycanfly Emilyycanfly
    posted a quote
    August 10, 2013 3:12pm UTC
    Some people are like slinkies-
    not really good for much,
    but they bring a smile to your face
    when you push them down the stairs.
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    CookieDoughFormats

  7. Emilyycanfly Emilyycanfly
    posted a quote
    July 9, 2013 10:38am UTC
    I honestly don't see the point in
    gift cards.
    It's like, "here's $20...which you can only spend in one store.."

  8. Emilyycanfly Emilyycanfly
    posted a quote
    May 29, 2013 4:46pm UTC
    Common sense is not so common.

  9. Emilyycanfly Emilyycanfly
    posted a quote
    May 20, 2013 5:10pm UTC
    I have no idea how people can possibly bring themselves to favourite a quote that already has 69 faves.

  10. Emilyycanfly Emilyycanfly
    posted a quote
    May 18, 2013 10:46am UTC
    Please be aware, that whenever I comment something mean on your quote, I'm being mean to your quote- not you. I don't even know you.

  11. Emilyycanfly Emilyycanfly
    posted a quote
    March 31, 2013 5:04pm UTC
    You don't have "haters"
    There are just some people who don't like you.

  12. Emilyycanfly Emilyycanfly
    posted a quote
    February 24, 2013 11:53am UTC
    Last year when there was too much swearing on witty:
    omg we need to save our precious website, we must delete all the rude quotes and keep witty safe forever and ever
    this year when there was too much swearing on witty:
    aint nobody got time fo that

  13. Emilyycanfly Emilyycanfly
    posted a quote
    February 20, 2013 10:56am UTC
    Person: *Likes my profile picture*
    Me: Is this some kind of sick joke?

  14. Emilyycanfly Emilyycanfly
    posted a quote
    February 2, 2013 3:40pm UTC
    *Playing Dodgeball at school*
    Me: *Ball hits me in le face*
    Girl: Oh, sorry, I threw that.
    Me: It's ok.
    Me: I get hit in the face by ballį¹” all the time!
    Girl:
    Me:
    Girl:
    Me:
    Girl:
    Me: Why.

  15. Emilyycanfly Emilyycanfly
    posted a quote
    January 30, 2013 1:34pm UTC
    Popular Girl I'm sick of life and all your lies. I don't even wanna be here
    right now I hate everything.
    3 hours ago · comment · like
    4 people like this
    Girl's Friend Are you ok? Inbox me babe xxxxx
    2 hours ago
    Popular Girl No im ok dw
    2 hours ago
    Girl's Friend You sure? what is it?
    2 hours ago
    Populare Girl No everything wonderful :)
    2 hours ago
    THEN WHY
    ARE YOU POSTING
    THAT STATUS?

  16. Emilyycanfly Emilyycanfly
    posted a quote
    January 29, 2013 1:37pm UTC
    Me Doing Homework:
    Me: *Writes title*
    Me:
    Me: I deserve a Witty break

  17. Emilyycanfly Emilyycanfly
    posted a quote
    January 18, 2013 10:08am UTC
    Roses are white
    Nightlock is blue
    It's called Catching Fire
    Not Hunger Games Two

  18. Emilyycanfly Emilyycanfly
    posted a quote
    January 16, 2013 11:30am UTC
    Teacher: It’s just a game, don’t get too competitive
    Kids: YAAARRGH! WE’RE GONNA THRASH YOU!

  19. Emilyycanfly Emilyycanfly
    posted a quote
    January 5, 2013 6:13pm UTC
    Dear Mum,
    Katniss and Peeta survived the Hunger Games with the advice “stay alive”, so I think I can survive a shopping trip without your lecture.

  20. Emilyycanfly Emilyycanfly
    posted a quote
    December 31, 2012 5:42pm UTC
    Happy New Year...
    And may the odds be ever in your favour.

:)

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