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akpoppy3

Status: You are my Squishy and you will be MINE.

Member Since: 5 Aug 2011 02:38pm

Last Seen: 29 Oct 2013 07:51am

Birthday: February 5

Location: England

Gender: F

user id: 204036

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  1. akpoppy3 akpoppy3
    posted a quote
    July 31, 2013 1:03pm EDT
    I don't wear make-up.
    Not because i don't like it, but because if i wear mascara my eye lashes would keep touching my glasses and I'm too lazy to curl them.

  2. akpoppy3 akpoppy3
    posted a quote
    July 10, 2013 5:49pm EDT
    Me: I can't wait to see monsters University.
    Him: Me neither! We're, like, made for each other.
    So this Happened

  3. akpoppy3 akpoppy3
    posted a quote
    July 5, 2013 12:09pm EDT
    '' Don't you ever ever ever EVER give up
    because you're here for a reason.
    Even if it's to laugh at cats on the internet .
    You'll figure it out."
    -Jenna Marbles

  4. akpoppy3 akpoppy3
    posted a quote
    May 31, 2013 4:17pm EDT
    The invention of the word
    B . o o. b
    Top view Front view Side view

  5. akpoppy3 akpoppy3
    posted a quote
    April 29, 2013 1:14pm EDT
    Your just a statue, of the boy i used to know.
    Your a tattoo of the words we once spoke.
    Your the dry river, where love used to flow.
    But it still runs through me
    with you it had to go

  6. akpoppy3 akpoppy3
    posted a quote
    April 4, 2013 12:06pm EDT
    Me: Have you seen that clown in asda?
    Friend: No??
    Me: It hides from ugly people.
    Friend: What i don't get-
    Friend:HEY!

  7. akpoppy3 akpoppy3
    posted a quote
    March 29, 2013 8:26am EDT
    Boys and girls, wanna hear a true story,
    saturday night i was at this real wild party.
    They had liquor overflowing the cup, about 5 or6 strippers trying to work for a buck
    so I took this girl outside, her name was Loni she went to junior high with .
    I said why are you up there dancing for cash,
    i guess alots changed sice i saw you last.
    She said,
    What would you do?
    If your son was crying all alone on the bedroom floor cause he's hungry.
    And the only way to feed is to sleep with a man for a little bit of money.
    And his daddy's gone, somewhere smoking rock now, in and out of lock now.
    I aint got a job now, for you this is just a good time,
    but for me this is what i call life.
    -Bastille

  8. akpoppy3 akpoppy3
    posted a quote
    March 25, 2013 4:09pm EDT
    Oh you go to sleep alone and you wake up each day with your thoughts,
    And it scares you being alone
    It's a last resort.
    -Bastille

  9. akpoppy3 akpoppy3
    posted a quote
    February 23, 2013 10:57am EST
    Most girls want a guy who will hold the umberella over their head & carry them over puddles.
    I want a guy who would steal my umberella, jump in the puddles just to splash me & then kiss me before i could yell at him.

  10. akpoppy3 akpoppy3
    posted a quote
    February 20, 2013 1:09pm EST
    Taylor: I'm sorry I'm too busy opening up the Grammys!
    Harry: B*tch I opened up the Olympics

  11. akpoppy3 akpoppy3
    posted a quote
    February 16, 2013 3:25pm EST
    Don't be creepy.
    Don't be Creepy
    'Hi'
    Nailed it!
    I remind myself of
    R from warm bodies...
    format by julietechoecho

  12. akpoppy3 akpoppy3
    posted a quote
    February 16, 2013 3:14pm EST
    I was made to
    keep your body warm, but i'm cold as the wind blows so hold me in your arms

    format by julietechoecho

  13. akpoppy3 akpoppy3
    posted a quote
    February 16, 2013 2:38pm EST
    I'm Falling for
    your eyes but they dont know me yet

    format by julietechoecho

  14. akpoppy3 akpoppy3
    posted a quote
    February 13, 2013 4:26pm EST
    Cat Insurance
    ForeverAlone.co.uk/Future/Cats
    Save up to 20% if you insure your future 69 cats today!

  15. akpoppy3 akpoppy3
    posted a quote
    February 5, 2013 12:08pm EST
    Happy
    Nutella day,
    and oh yeah,
    happy birthday
    to me aswell

  16. akpoppy3 akpoppy3
    posted a quote
    January 25, 2013 1:27pm EST
    Are you
    scared of the things they might put you through?
    Does it make you want to hide the inner you?

  17. akpoppy3 akpoppy3
    posted a quote
    January 18, 2013 3:47pm EST
    Friend: Your crush is looking at you.
    Other Friend: It's because he fancies you.
    True story :]

  18. akpoppy3 akpoppy3
    posted a quote
    January 11, 2013 10:18am EST
    I'm on a seafood diet...
    I see food and i eat it

  19. akpoppy3 akpoppy3
    posted a quote
    January 10, 2013 3:44pm EST
    Phill: Luke i am your father!
    Phill: That takes me back to the delivery room
    Phill: Thats what i said when you came out your moms lady parts.
    Luke:
    Clair:

  20. akpoppy3 akpoppy3
    posted a quote
    January 10, 2013 3:41pm EST
    Alex: Whats the most annoying thing my parents say to me?
    Mani: Thats too much calogne.
    Hayley: Thats how girls end up dead.
    Luke: Don't talk black to me.
    Mani: It's inapropriate because she's your teacher.
    Luke: How do you even talk black? End words with izzle?
    Alex:It's talk back you idiot.
    Luke: oh
    - Modern family

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