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Whenever somebody near me is smoking,
I purposely cough really loudly
Because it is an indirect way to say,
"Ahem, excuse me, but you're polluting my air."


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Whenever somebody near me is smoking, I purposely cough really

546 faves · 19 comments · Apr 27, 2012 4:20pm

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InsaneAndBroken · 1 decade ago
therefore, you would make me feel guilty ;)
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hotpinkpolkadots · 1 decade ago
i make it obvious im holding my breath! ahahahah
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bunnylover43 · 1 decade ago
i hold my breath and make a stupit face at the person. and im like hello! you almostd killed me with your bad habits!
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_whenilookatyou_ · 1 decade ago
It's an automatic reaction, since I have severe asthma..
VV So it's not my fault if I make them feel guilty, blame my horrible lungs.
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hazzahamster · 1 decade ago
i do that as well xxx lol we go girls xxx =)
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forgetmenot924 · 1 decade ago
woohooo!!! you go girl!
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Ribaby217 · 1 decade ago
lol! i do this too
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Eiandrielle · 1 decade ago
I do that too! I even sneeze, hoping their conscience will stop them.
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momentoftruth1 · 1 decade ago
Lol I do that too!
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Breeze · 1 decade ago
Oh my god. The thing is, a lot of smokers hate breathing other people's air so they stand where the wind blows back at everybody else -.- Happened yesterday. I was waiting for the bus and this smoker guy was standing in front of everyone so my friend and I walked forward... and he walked forward more -.-
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Zoeasaurus · 1 decade ago
Honestly, not just you.
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cassiejayy* · 1 decade ago
I'm actually allergic to the smoke...xD my friends brother picked me up tonight, and he was smoking in the car &i almost passed out, it was not goood but he didn't even care that I wa coughing &couldn't breathe. But my ex stopped smoking right before I had met him &i was his motivation to not smoke anymore.(: too bad I'm not with him anymore...
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onedirectionkate · 1 decade ago
i cough but under my breath i say "don't smoke"
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ChristineNicolex3 · 1 decade ago
i cough obnoxiously and make sure they hear my flem.
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kerishayex3 · 1 decade ago
jeweleyes: well she has the right to cough no offense but she has the right to because the smoke its polluting our air and maybe it does give her a tickle in her throat.
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erinnn · 1 decade ago
I pretend to have a coughing fit :)
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VSBallGirl · 1 decade ago
i cough too! my uncle says "Have fun with cancer", not too them... its kinda mean but funny and true at the same time.
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SecretlyBrokenAndSilentlyHoping · 1 decade ago
One time me and one of my friends were on this trip for our math team, and we were sitting outside the hotel and this person comes out and starts to smoke, and my friend, who is like the quietest guy ever and never talks to anyone, goes to her, "Smoking's bad for you." And then we both just burst out laughing.
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pinktherese · 1 decade ago
i cough to make them feel bad :)
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