onedirectionkate

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onedirectionkate
posted a quote
July 24, 2012 12:46am UTC

Woman:*Drunk Driving*
Police Officer:*Pulls Woman Over*
Woman: Hello Officer
Police Officer: Can You Sing The Alaphabet
Woman: ABCDEFU

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onedirectionkate
posted a quote
July 10, 2012 11:54am UTC

[1] I need to tell you a secret, look at 5
[2] The answer is look at 11
[3] Dont get mad when I say look at 15
[4]Calm down, don't get mad, look at 13
[5] First, look at 2
[6] Don't be angry, look at 12
[7] I just want to say, your beautiful
[8]what I wanted to tell you is, the answer is on 14
[9]Be patient, look at 4.
[10]This is the last time im gonna do this, look at 7.
[11] I hope your not mad when i say look at 6
[12] sorry, look at 8
[13] Dont get mad, look at 10
[14]I dont know how to say this, but look at 3.
[15] You must be getting mad, look at 9.
MyNamesDillon

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onedirectionkate
posted a quote
July 1, 2012 9:20pm UTC

A note to all of the One Direction haters,
Out of 200 quotes (top 24hrs, pgs.1-20) 16 quotes were about hating One Direction (8%) and 25 quotes were facts and other stuff about One Direction (12.5%). So haters, please go on to tell me about how witty has "8 continuous pages" of One Direction......that's what I thought.
Sincerely,
All Directioners.
nmq
harrysexystyles

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onedirectionkate
posted a quote
June 22, 2012 9:14am UTC

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. . :) this is not a quote i just want to have this layout:) mai c
mai

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onedirectionkate
posted a quote
June 17, 2012 2:04am UTC

kay guyss..
every time that your in a big crowd , yell "AWOT"
it stands for [ Any Wittians Out There? ]
so we can see who eachother are.
pass it on and sign your name:)♥
lolgrl3
molldolldove
Linabinabae
paramoreforever
sbona123
justanothersocietyruinedgirl
forever_styles
onedirectonkate

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onedirectionkate
posted a quote
June 17, 2012 2:02am UTC

A boyfriend should be there to smudge your lipstick
not smear your mascara

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onedirectionkate
posted a quote
June 11, 2012 9:37pm UTC

RIP
Ellen

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onedirectionkate
posted a quote
June 5, 2012 9:55pm UTC

i want to fall asleep in your arms, wearing your sweatshirt that smells of your godly cologne. i love you

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onedirectionkate
posted a quote
June 5, 2012 5:15pm UTC

http://home.comcast.net/~wolfand/

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onedirectionkate
posted a quote
May 25, 2012 11:40pm UTC

harry: haters gonna hate
niall: potatoes gon potate
zayn: connecticuts not a state
louis: i wish i was straight
liam: no spoons on my plate
1111
alimophia

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onedirectionkate
posted a quote
May 16, 2012 6:26pm UTC

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Baby You Light Up My World Like Nobody Else
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onedirectionkate
posted a quote
May 16, 2012 6:22pm UTC

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I Love You♥
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onedirectionkate
posted a quote
May 15, 2012 7:40am UTC

The quote below me is about you
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You are beautiful
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onedirectionkate
posted a quote
May 12, 2012 9:38pm UTC

Girl language
five minutes - half an hour
nothing - something
im just tired - im upset, hug me
whatever - go die
dont touch me - dont let go
i hate you - please come back
im fine - i need a hug
go away - hold me tight
i ignore you - give me your attention
justmmia

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onedirectionkate
posted a quote
May 12, 2012 9:32pm UTC

Am i the only one who reads over their txts before i send them???
<3

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onedirectionkate
posted a quote
May 12, 2012 8:41pm UTC

In a 80 years, when i hear my grandkids
say You Know That Old Saying, "Y.O.L.O"
I swear i will start crying my eyes out

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onedirectionkate
posted a quote
May 12, 2012 2:58pm UTC

I love you with all my butt
I would say my heart
but my butts bigger
<3

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onedirectionkate
posted a quote
May 11, 2012 10:16pm UTC

Swag, Swag on Lou
Chillin by the fire while Niall's eating fondue
Harry knows about me
Liam knows about you
So say hello to DJ Malik
In 3..2..FLICK
-Tumblr-

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onedirectionkate
posted a quote
May 10, 2012 9:11pm UTC

THE BUTTERFLY PROJECT
Rules:
1. When you feel like you want to cut, take a marker, pen, or sharpie, and draw a butterfly on the area where you cut.
2 . Name the butterfly after a loved one, or someone that really wants you to get better.
3 . You must let the butterfly fade naturally, NO scrubbing it off.
4 . If you cut before the butterfly is gone, you’ve killed it, & you must wash it off. If you don’t cut, it lives.
5 . If you have butterflies in different areas on your body where you cut, cutting kills all of them.
6 . Another person may draw them on you. These butterflies are extra special.
7. Take good care of them. Even if you don’t cut, feel free to draw a butterfly anyways, to show your support. If you do this, name it after someone you know that cuts, and tell them. It could help their situation.
PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE TAKE PART IN THIS PROJECT IF YOU DO CUT. PHYSICALLY HARMING YOURSELF IS A TERRIBLE WAY TO COPE WITH ANGER, SADNESS, STRESS, ETC. PLEASE STOP. YOU ARE WORTH MORE THAN WHAT YOU THINK. YOU ARE BEAUTIFUL.
credit/found on http://lady of the nightgeous.tumblr.com/thebutterflyproject. nmf/nmq

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onedirectionkate
posted a quote
May 10, 2012 9:03pm UTC

Dear EGNSLIH TECAEHR,
AS LNOG AS THE FSRIT & LSAT LTETER R IN THE SMAE PALCE, U CAN SILTL RAED TIHS.
SINCERLY,
SLPELNIG IS NOT TAHT IPMRONTATby 15rokia

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