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Member Since: 19 Jun 2011 09:58am

Last Seen: 29 Sep 2014 04:53pm

Location: Devon, England

Gender: F

user id: 184838

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Hello, world. I'm changing my profile after months of not being online because it was weirder before. Still weird, but then I have a Tumblr, so... What do you expect? Anyway, I'm here, so hello. I may delete this account because I hardly use it, but until then, HAI DER. jms xStatus: SHERLOCKSHERLOCKSHERLOCKSHERLOCKSHERLOCKSHERLOCKSHERLOCKSHERLOCK LoveMyProfile.com - Profile Counters
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  1. JezandJuz JezandJuz
    posted a quote
    June 7, 2013 3:02pm EDT
    this website now makes me really unhappy. whenever i log on (which isn't often), i just sigh and close the tab.
    sorry, witty users. goodbye.

  2. JezandJuz JezandJuz
    posted a quote
    September 23, 2012 12:32pm EDT
    Oh, God, Witty, what happened to you while I was gone? I have DEFINITELY missed stuff. Lots of stuff. Poor me. I'll have to go back to Tumblr... EHEHEHE...

  3. JezandJuz JezandJuz
    posted a quote
    July 25, 2012 11:58am EDT
    Bro I come onto witty after like 5 months of abstinence and go WHAT DA HECK'S GOIN ON HERE GUUUUUURL cause srsly
    what is this
    I have to use the mobile site to work out how to do a quote now but whatevs cause I hardly ever use this thang anyway WHAT HAS HAPPENED TO MY GRAMMAR AND SPELLING TODAY GOOD LORD GOOD DAYYYYYY
    also benedict cumberbatch is pretty

  4. JezandJuz JezandJuz
    posted a quote
    May 5, 2012 11:24am EDT
    Have I ever mentioned how much I love Sherlock before? As in 'Moftiss-the-trolls', 'Benedict and Martin', "Jim from IT", BBC Sherlock?
    Have I?
    HAVE I?
    Okay, now I will.

  5. JezandJuz JezandJuz
    posted a quote
    April 6, 2012 4:39pm EDT
    Happy Birthday, Witty :D

  6. JezandJuz JezandJuz
    posted a quote
    March 16, 2012 5:23pm EDT
    I just found the true meaning of 'ex' best friend.

  7. JezandJuz JezandJuz
    posted a quote
    January 28, 2012 2:56pm EST
    I think I prefer this no-format Witty, really. This is freaking awesome!!! Problem is I don't have a clue what category to pout this in now... oops.

  8. JezandJuz JezandJuz
    posted a quote
    January 5, 2012 4:52pm EST
    Okay, Steve. i will not swear, despite the fact that I'm a hormonal, angry, depressed teenager.
    Anything for Wittyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!!!!!!
    jms x

  9. JezandJuz JezandJuz
    posted a quote
    December 31, 2011 5:16pm EST
    At this rate...
    I could have 69 followers by the time I get back to

  10. JezandJuz JezandJuz
    posted a quote
    December 26, 2011 12:48pm EST
    W o w.
    I just logged in and found 14 notifications.
    For me, that's a LAWT.

  11. JezandJuz JezandJuz
    posted a quote
    December 4, 2011 12:35pm EST
    So I have this amazing
    She's called Amelia, and she puts her singing videos on youtube like I would if I had a flipping camera :)
    She might be about to be signed, and I'd love it if she got some more viewers to back her up. She doesn't know me that well, but I just thought she deserved a shout-out.
    Format by twilightgirl995

  12. JezandJuz JezandJuz
    posted a quote
    December 1, 2011 4:00pm EST
    I just love this format so, so, soooo MUCH!!! Thank you to whoever made this :D
    Spongebob rules.
    v ♦ v
    - - -♦- - -

  13. JezandJuz JezandJuz
    posted a quote
    November 26, 2011 12:51pm EST
    I wish we could just rewind.
    format © RawriEatKidsx3

  14. JezandJuz JezandJuz
    posted a quote
    November 24, 2011 1:09pm EST
    click to see this quote

  15. JezandJuz JezandJuz
    posted a quote
    November 10, 2011 5:59pm EST
    I think girls should respect guys a lot more.
    They cry, but as another witty dude
    (livsbestfriendryan) said, that they're just
    good hiders.
    Girls just post about it on witty/facebook.
    When do guys ever do that?!
    jms x

  16. JezandJuz JezandJuz
    posted a quote
    November 2, 2011 2:03pm EDT
    Hey you...yeah, I mean you. If you have taken a minute to read this... God has seen YOU struggling with something. God says its over. A blessing is coming your way. If you believe in God send this message on, please don't ignore it, you are being tested. God is going to fix two things (BIG) tonight in your favor. If you believe in God… drop everything and re-post it. I just did.
    (soz if you think this is spam. and yes, i said this profile was dead. i lied... a bit.)

  17. JezandJuz JezandJuz
    posted a quote
    November 2, 2011 1:35pm EDT
    I'm probably gonna start over cause this one got really weird lately. Happy late Halloween, Christmas, b'days etc...
    K THX BAI.
    jms x

  18. JezandJuz JezandJuz
    posted a quote
    October 23, 2011 4:08pm EDT
    Him survey<3
    What color is his hair? brown
    What style is it?: wavy/straight
    What color eyes: brown. chocolate, yum brown.
    Cute smile: the sort that makes you blush :3
    Braces: No
    Glasses: Awesome ones!!!
    Abs: haven't seen that yet, i'm waiting for him to take a jumper off or strecth or something XD
    Height: 5'6/5'7, taller than me
    What grade is he in: my class, year 9
    How did you meet him: when i went to secondary skewl :)
    How long have you known him: about 3 years :P
    Does he play any sports: he isn't the sporty type but he keeps fit.
    Can he play the guitar: nope
    What about any other music instrument: saxophone!!! Schmexi.
    Do you guys ever text: nope :'(
    How about AIM: Noooope.
    Facebook chat: he hasn't got facebook :(
    Describe something he would wear on a typical day: lol, school uniform/khaki shorts + polo shirt and trainers
    What's your favorite thing you've seen him wear: NOTHING (i wish XD)
    Do your friends know that you like him: some.
    Do any of your teachers know that you like him: hell no!
    Do your parents know?: HEEEEEEEEEELL NO!!!
    Do they know he exists: yes x-(
    Do you think they would like him if you were dating him?: my mum already wants me to marry him, so yes.
    Have you met his parents: not yet :P
    What would he do if he saw your witty: he'd be confused as heck.

  19. JezandJuz JezandJuz
    posted a quote
    October 19, 2011 1:39pm EDT
    1. last beverage: Fruit tea :D
    2. last phone call: I have no idea, i never use my phone... :P
    3. last text message: IS TOO!!! xxx
    4. last song you listened to: Delilah - Go
    5. last time you cried: Saturday
    6. dated someone twice: Not really... in my head, loooooads.
    7. been cheated on: Nope.
    8. kissed someone & regretted it: Hell yes.
    9. lost someone special: Very.
    10. been depressed: I think I have bipolar, I'm that bad smetimes :(
    11. been drunk and threw up: Noo.
    12. Purple
    13. Yellow
    14. Green
    THIS YEAR, HAVE YOU: (2011)
    15. Made a new friend: Chloe, Thea, Caroline, Becky... yeah.
    16. Fallen out of love: I THINK so. I'm confuffled :P
    17. Laughed until you cried: Hard not to, with my friends XD
    18. Met someone who changed you: Yesyesyesssssss

  20. JezandJuz JezandJuz
    posted a quote
    October 13, 2011 1:18pm EDT
    So this is the latest
    trend in
    formatting then :)

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