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Zoeasaurus

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Member Since: 9 Sep 2011 04:12am

Last Seen: 4 Feb 2017 02:32am

Birthday: May 25

Location: Perth, Western Australia.

Gender: F

user id: 216845

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Zoeasaurus
posted a quote
October 8, 2013 12:11pm UTC

you
do not know true fear until your poster falls down
in the middle of the night

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Zoeasaurus
posted a quote
August 1, 2013 9:54am UTC

I am the uneven drawstring on the hoodie of life.
nmq

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Zoeasaurus
posted a quote
July 16, 2013 4:25am UTC

Don't you just love those days when you have no school and
you can sleep til the afternoon and stay in your pyjamas because you have no plans and
you can stay on the internet all day and no one will care.
Yeah I like those days.

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Zoeasaurus
posted a quote
June 13, 2013 9:56am UTC

If I ever saw a famous guy that I was obsessed with on the street I'd go up to them pretending I have no idea who they are and I'd ask them for directions and then we could get talking and then we'd become friends and then best friends and then boyfriend/girlfriend and then engaged and married and when we're both old and frail and have lived our lives together I'd tell them I knew who they were all along and just wanted to marry them from the first sight.

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Zoeasaurus
posted a quote
June 6, 2013 9:54am UTC

A guy gets pulled over by the cops.
Officer: How high are you?
Stoned Guy: No, sir. I believe it's 'Hi how are you?'

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Zoeasaurus
posted a quote
May 24, 2013 8:06pm UTC

It's my birthday today. Happy Birthday to me :3

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Zoeasaurus
posted a quote
May 18, 2013 10:36am UTC

You can tell a lot about a persons social confidence by how loudly they blow their nose in class.

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Zoeasaurus
posted a quote
May 5, 2013 11:26am UTC

I don't like the quote
'if you feel like it's the end of the world, remember it's already tomorrow in Australia.'
Because I'm Australian and I have nothing to reassure me if I feel like I am facing the end of the world.
f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5

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Zoeasaurus
posted a quote
May 2, 2013 7:14am UTC

I like it when
I go to sign into Witty and it's all like,
'Please sign in!' with the exclamation mark. It makes me feel like Witty is calling me to post quotes and make people happy even if I don't get 4287293596 faves on my stuff. It's almost like, 'Witty needs you.'
I think it's the exclamation mark.
f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5

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Zoeasaurus
posted a quote
April 23, 2013 10:45am UTC

When I say,
'I'm going to bed,' I don't really mean I'm going to bed.
I just mean I'm gonna hide under the hot covers, induce myself with stale air and use Facebook, Tumblr, and Witty for another few hours.
Then, I might to bed.
f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5

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Zoeasaurus
posted a quote
April 16, 2013 8:19am UTC

If Barbie were real,
- She'd be 5"9 tall
- She'd have a 39" bust
- She'd have an 18" waist
- She'd have 33" hips
- her shoe size would be 3
- Her weight would be 110lbs (50kg)
- Her BMI would be 16.24, and she would fit in the criteria to be anorexic, and most likely not menstruate.
- Due to her proportions, she'd have to walk on all fours.
And Finally,
In 1965, slumber party Barbie was released and came with a handbook entitled 'How to lose weight.' the instructions simply were, 'Don't eat.'
No one is perfect, not even Barbie.
f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5

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Zoeasaurus
posted a quote
April 10, 2013 8:20am UTC

Are you a bank because you need to leave me a loan.
f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5

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Zoeasaurus
posted a quote
February 24, 2013 7:43am UTC

Every teacher before they draw something on the board:
"Now kids remember I'm a teacher not an artist."

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Zoeasaurus
posted a quote
February 10, 2013 1:20am UTC

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Three slices of pizza
nmq

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Zoeasaurus
posted a quote
February 3, 2013 1:54am UTC

Some Girl
So I get home and there's this random kid on my couch
and he's like 'alright man I don't wanna hurt you just put
your stuff down and get on the ground I just want your
money' and I f/ckin almost cried I was like 'Oh my God please no I
don't have any money I'm only 15' then he was like 'Nah
man I'm just f/cking with ya I'm your brother's friend he's
in the shower i'm just waiting for him."
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Zoeasaurus
posted a quote
December 21, 2012 1:21am UTC

Son: Hey dad I got a girlfriend!
Dad: Oh congratulaions, son, I'm so proud of you!
Daughter: Hey dad I got a boyfriend!
Dad: Where's my shotgun.

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Zoeasaurus
posted a quote
November 21, 2012 6:57am UTC

Why are
Mondays
so far away from
Fridays,
but
Fridays
are so close to
Mondays?

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Zoeasaurus
posted a quote
November 13, 2012 6:38am UTC

Oh Hello.
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Spongebob did not see you there.
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Zoeasaurus
posted a quote
October 25, 2012 7:30am UTC

That IMVU advertisement that comes up between quotes is quite ridiculous.
I mean, a girl on top of a guy.
Who does Steve think we are?
Maybe he's trying to tell us something.

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Zoeasaurus
posted a quote
September 25, 2012 7:14am UTC

I can never find the computer document I need,
Cos I'm never sure if it's;
'agfdjsnie', 'fjjhghss', or 'anvr3niffm'.

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