tacostacos101

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Hey. It's Marissa and Gabby here! We made this witty to say whavetever the heck we wanted. People found our witties.. And we were all like "Sh!t! Someone found my witty!" We like tacos, and unicorns, and mustaches. We also LOVE food and the ICONic Boyz. Oh and yes, we do like The Hunger Games and One Direction. We LOVE to laugh and, if you haven't already guessed, we are best friends. We both like singing and dancing! We are trying to say as little as possible because we don't want people finding us again. Anyways, go ahead and follow us and then go eat a taco. Oh, and you can actually ask us serious question because we will sometimes be venting. Nobody's life is perfect, including ours. Okay, Love you too! Bye!
~Gabby and Marissa <3

tacostacos101
posted a quote
July 31, 2012 10:28pm UTC

*my dad explaining Harry Potter*
Dad: You know what I spent my weekend doing?
Me: Should I want to?
Dad: I was watching that movie with Scar Boy and Sir. No-nose
Me: You mean Harry Potter?
Dad: Sure. Well this kid got a scar from a guy with no nose.
Me: The guy with no nose is Voldemort.
Dad: SURE. Well the first four movies are basically Scar Boy trying to deafeat Sir. No-nose.
Me: "Scar Boy" is Har-
Dad: SURE. And then in the fifth move, Dracula kills Santa Claus.
Me: You mean Professer Snape kills Dumble-
Dad: OKAY. But appearantly, Dracula was playing double agent. He was trying to be good with Sir. No-nose, but actually he was on Santa's side. And in the end, Scar Boy "abra kadabra's" Sir. No-nose's butt and Sir. No-nose died.
Me: You mean Harry Potter used the "expelliarmus" spell to kill Voldemort?
Dad: You obviously have the whole story wrong.

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tacostacos101
posted a quote
July 21, 2012 3:25pm UTC

I love how people
Compain about guys on witty.
Meanwhile,
A man
Made this website

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tacostacos101
posted a quote
July 17, 2012 5:13pm UTC

Me: *walks out of room*
My Mom: Nice to see you socializing sweetie!
Me: The house looks different... how long was I in my room for?
My Mom: A long time. While you're out, I can use some help with the laundry, dishes, bills, and errands.You should help me because I am your mother and I raised you.
My Mom: *gives long speech on why I should do her chores*
Me: And this is what I get for socializing...
true story

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tacostacos101
posted a quote
July 17, 2012 12:01am UTC

You know you have witty addiction when... #1
The box to edit your quote doesn's have any words in it but you already know where everything is....
10+ faves for a series

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tacostacos101
posted a quote
July 16, 2012 11:58pm UTC

Girls on Witty: Have you heard the latest One Direction song? It's the best thing I've ever heard!
*500 faves*
Me: The best thing I ever heard was when they told me my father would survive.
*2 faves*

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tacostacos101
posted a quote
July 16, 2012 1:03pm UTC

The Only Valuable Lesson
That Scooby Doo taught me is that
People aren't usually who they seem to be

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tacostacos101
posted a quote
July 15, 2012 8:02pm UTC

Reason's why I love Steve #1
Read the new chat "warning" and die of laughter
Series?

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tacostacos101
posted a quote
July 14, 2012 4:35pm UTC

How about we all
Take this moment
To realize how lucky we are.
I mean, we all have
A roof over our heads,
We all have the internet,
And most of all,
We all have each other

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tacostacos101
posted a quote
July 11, 2012 12:28am UTC

My top three mottos are:
1. Hakunna Matata
I don't find reason for explanation.
2. Don't care what other people think of you.
Now this will be taken to a certain extent. If you are a chef and a well known critic says you stink, well you should listen. But that girl from high-shcool that didn't like your shoes? Why will she matter in 10 years? They don't like you? Good for them, one less person at their party of criticism.
3. Only worrry about the people that affect you.
This doesn't mean be self centered and don't care about anybody else. As long as nobody is in trouble or affecting you, who are you to judge them? Quite frankly, it's none of your business. If you want to go out judging people, judge yourself first. When you realize how much judgement hurts, stop judging. Why does it matter to you if that girl in study hall doesn't have the same style as most people? Good for her. This world needs more originality.

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tacostacos101
posted a quote
July 11, 2012 12:16am UTC

Long, but worth it.
I understand that many people will not agree with what I say.
And many of you won't even bother reading because it isn't witty-pretty.
That's okay with me as long as you just try to understand my point of view.
Well, recently there has been lots of talk about how
kids and "tweens" are growing up too quickly.
Okay. Maybe they are, but not as drastically as you think.
*Oh my goodness! That girl that looks like she's 10 has a phone!*
Perhaps she isn't 10. Maybe she is just young.
Who knows if that phone even belongs to her?
And if she is 10, maybe her parents got her that for safety reasons.
Who knows if one of her relatives was kidnapped?
Not once have a ever seen someone who is younger than 15
Walk into a provovative store that sells mature clothing
Without an adult
Okay, so this 10 year old walks into Victoria's Secret with an older person.
That doesn't necessarily mean that they were buying themselves things.
I am pretty sure when we were all younger,
We were dragged into a store that we didn't want to go into at least once.
*OMG! These kids that look 11 are holding hands!*
Again, I am going to bring up the,
"How do you even know their age?" point.
Also, how do you know their relations?
They could be family
Or just friends.
I held hands with my friends when I was younger. Sue me.
And who knows what either of them are going through.
They could have been going through the same tough times
Also, many people underestimate the emotions of the younger people.
"Don't grow up too fast."
That is all that people say.
Maybe growing up is an escape. To get away from the horrors of home.
"You're young, you wouldn't know."
Who knows what that child has been through.
Maybe more than you or I. That is very possible.
Just the other day, one of my neighbors was crying.
She was at the mall at a store called Justice.
She was buying a peice of clothing for herself.
There were these older girls who laughed at her saying that 7 year old are too young for those clothes.
She's 11. She can't help her body either.
OH and one last point.
You know who the romodels of those kids were?
OH yeah... us.

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tacostacos101
posted a quote
July 10, 2012 11:56pm UTC

Spongebob: I don't know! I guess he just doesn't like you.
Patrick: Pretend to be somebody else!
Why, this advice from Patrick was taken a little too far now, wasn't it?

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tacostacos101
posted a quote
July 5, 2012 8:33pm UTC

Drake: Josh, you are pretty cool.
Josh: The cooliest?
Drake: Don't ruin it.
How can you not miss this show?

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tacostacos101
posted a quote
June 27, 2012 11:17am UTC

Grandpa: Look at that cocker spaniel. It's so pretty.
Me: That's a beagle...
Grandpa: That's what I said. Are you deaf?

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tacostacos101
posted a quote
June 26, 2012 4:16pm UTC

And did anyone else know
That Jerry Trainer
Is
35 years old?
Feel old yet?

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tacostacos101
posted a quote
June 19, 2012 4:38pm UTC

I'm a bully?
Why?
Because I speak my mind in a nice way?
Because Im honest?
Because I try to please everyone?
Because I stick up for my friends?
Definitely im a bully.
I'm Selfish?
Why?
Because I think of others before me?
Because I respect other peoples opinions?
Because I'm there for someone immediately if they need me?
Because I listen?
Totally, couldnt have put it more clear why Im selfish.
You're a bully?
Why?
Because you curse people out for no reason?
Because you bring peoples day down?
Because everything has to be YOUR way?
Because you randomly curse at people?
You, a bully? Pleasee.
You're selfish?
why?
Because you only think of yourself?
Because you only care about what you think?
Because if there was a fire you'd save yourself before anyone?
Because you want something and wont give up on it until you get it no matter how hard you hurt someone?
Because it has to be your decision?
You selfish? Never.
Now please, teach me your correct ways of living.

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tacostacos101
posted a quote
June 17, 2012 7:49pm UTC

Dear Letter Openers,
Why do you look so much like a weapon?
Sincereley,
My mom found you in my desk

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tacostacos101
posted a quote
June 14, 2012 7:55pm UTC

Dear Teenagers,
We know have you feel. That "person" broke us, didn't they? And we have very high expectations to live up to. I mean all of you draw us so photoshopped and pretty... meanwhile we are kinda a blob that you live off of.
Sincerely,
Actual Human Hearts Everwhere
-Gab

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tacostacos101
posted a quote
June 13, 2012 3:37pm UTC

What does a nosy pepper do?
Get Jal-ap-en-o business!
Get it?
~Riss

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tacostacos101
posted a quote
June 4, 2012 3:14pm UTC

Okay, I need to do some venting here.
I saw a quote from the movie Mean Girls.
Since its like the best movie ever of course it would get a lot of faves
So I was gonna comment "Best Movie ever!" on it and wanna know what I saw?
Someone said "Jocked". Okay, First of all you can't "Jock" a quote if its from a movie.
Wanna know what Jocking is? Jocking is taking an original quote, using same format,
Same exact quote, font and everything, without leaving credit.
Jocking isn't finding a quote online and putting nmq. Jocking also isn't Finding a quote from a movie
or TV show and posting it.
Please learn the difference.

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tacostacos101
posted a quote
June 3, 2012 11:02am UTC

Am I the only one who remembers
Juandissimo Magnifico
From the Fairly Odd Parents?

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