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darkeyeangel
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October 20, 2013 11:23am UTC

Page 46 of Apple's iOS 7 Terms and Conditions:
3. Transfer. You may not rent, lease, lend, sell, redistribute, or sublicense the iOS Software. You may, however (a)
Oh you know what? This is page 46, nobody’s still reading this. I bet only about five people clicked to read the T&Cs in the first place- we might as well say anything we like.
Tony on floor 5 of Apple HG smells of sardines.
When someone sends a funny email around the offices we have to reply with iLaughed. It’s in our job descriptions.
Remember that legal kerfuttle over the Apple & Apple studios? Want to know how we fixed it? We bought The Beatles. WE have the surviving ones come and sing to us for scraps. We’re looking at ways to reanimate the dead ones.
The canteen only sells apple products. Apples, apple, juice, apple flapjacks, toffee apples. We get fired if we’re caught eating anything without apples in it. IM ALLERGIC TO APPLES AND I’M ALWAYS SO HUNGRY.
We faked the moon landings. Did it in 2008, then brainwashed you all to believe it happened in 1969, just because we could. If anyone finds out I’ve leaked this information, I’ll be killed. But no one will ever, ever read this.
(b) you do not retain any copies of the iOS Software, full or partial, including copies stored on a computer or other storage device; and (c) the party receiving iOS software reads and agrees to accept the terms and conditions of this license.

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Chris*
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October 20, 2013 1:37pm UTC

have you ever wanted to ask a question but didn't because you knew in your heart that you wouldn't be able to handle the answer? hhfhfh urhighuigh

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ChocoTaco
posted a quote
October 20, 2013 8:01pm UTC

Don't you hate in the Mulan movie
When Mulan just wipes all the makeup off her face so perfectly and evenly. Like I have to wash my face three different times, use makeup remover, then resort to scrubbing just to get my makeup off. And just forget about eyeliner because that stays on for life. And there's Mulan using her sleeve to remove her cake face. Not cool.

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doublesidedice
posted a quote
October 20, 2013 9:28am UTC

Bad actions with good intentions.

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CharliesTheName
posted a quote
October 20, 2013 5:50pm UTC

*in my HONORS Spanish class*
Teacher: Tell me in spanish something about when you were eight years old.
Me: When I was 8? I don't even remember how old I was when I was 8.
Teacher:
Students:
Me:
Teacher:
Students:
Principal:
My parents:
Miley Cyrus:
Obama:
Gandhi:
Spongebob:
Me: I'll be leaving now.

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kristabff
posted a quote
October 20, 2013 6:15pm UTC

I swear if no one dresses
as Regina George from Mean Girls for Halloween and goes 'boo you w.h.o.re' i will

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dreamer*
posted a quote
October 20, 2013 8:47am UTC

me at restaurants: Is there wi-fi
me at the mountains: Is there wi-fi
me at the beach: Is there wi-fi
me at family parties: Is there wi-fi
me at school: Is there wi-fi
me in hell: Is there wi-fi

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happiest*
posted a quote
October 20, 2013 1:21pm UTC

so I ended my english presentation with “these fatal flaws brought macbeth to his macdeath” and at least 60% of the class groaned

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happiest*
posted a quote
October 20, 2013 1:19pm UTC

i love how the two most cited love stories of all time are romeo & juliet and titanic and they both involve teenagers who knew each other for less than a week

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yourcool
posted a quote
January 24, 2013 5:57pm UTC

the person who invented marriage was creepy:
"hey, i love you so much, i'm gonna get the government involved so you can't leave."

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jimmy365
posted a quote
December 14, 2012 7:51pm UTC

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Sugar is sweet
And perhaps so are you.
But the roses have wilted
The violets are dead
The sugar bowl's empty
Your wrists are stained red
The sun isn't shining
The sky isn't clear
There's no silver lining
For you're no longer here
Rain keeps on pouring
There's no end in sight
You're laying there frozen
So far from the light
Your beauty's unreal
Your smile the sun
But time can't be turned
Nor your actions undone
The words that you wrote
Which only I read,
"I love you so much,
please don't cry when I'm dead."
A bond that we formed
A love that ran deep
A pain that we shared
A friend I could keep
I wanted to hold you
Wipe the tears from your eyes
Been there the moment
You said your goodbye
I want to forget
but most times I don't
I want to let go
but I know that I won't
Tears on my face
Memories burn in my head
The roses have wilted
The violets are dead

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jimmy365
posted a quote
January 4, 2013 3:23pm UTC

when you get to that part of a
book where the title suddenly just
makes sense
f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5

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ThatsSoMeee
posted a quote
February 17, 2013 4:25pm UTC

Every book
you've ever read
is just a different combination
of 26 letters.
Weird, isn't it?

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DoodleLove
posted a quote
October 2, 2012 3:52pm UTC

Steve added a reply button..
PRAISE STEVE!

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annalove26
posted a quote
November 3, 2012 9:33pm UTC

Person: So, what do you do for a living?
Me: Kill zombies.
Person: But zombies don't exist..
Me: Have you ever seen one?
Person: No...
Me: YOU'RE WELCOME, YOU UNGREATFUL PEASANT.

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Cheesie7895
posted a quote
December 3, 2012 2:18pm UTC

This girl in my class,
shes chinese,
she has this tattoo on the back of her neck.
That says,
'MADE IN CHINA'.
i thought it was pretty awesome.

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itsamadworld
posted a quote
November 26, 2012 8:24pm UTC

If Romney would have won,
People would blame everything on him.
"Damn it's cold outside."
"Wasn't this cold when Obama was president."

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yourcool
posted a quote
November 5, 2012 7:53pm UTC

youtube is so addicting.
i click on a music video and the next thing you know, i'm watching how to make ice cream.

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yourcool
posted a quote
October 18, 2012 7:10pm UTC

remember when on disney channel they
did a Hannah Montana, Suite Life and That's so Raven mix episode and it was the most exciting thing that had ever happened to you?

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BlackButterflies
posted a quote
October 6, 2012 4:32am UTC

~~in the future~~
steve's wife: i think we should have kids
steve: no
steve's wife: why-
steve: what if its a girl
then it would grow into a teenage girl
steve's wife: i really dont see the problem with--
steve: have you seen the quotes on my website?!
the quotes made by TEENAGE GIRLS
TEENAGE GIRLS ARE ALL INSANE

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