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Person:  So, what do you do for a living?

Me: Kill zombies.

Person: But zombies don't exist..

Me: Have you ever seen one?

Person: No...


Me: YOU'RE WELCOME, YOU UNGREATFUL PEASANT.

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Person: So, what do you do for a living? Me: Kill zombies. Person:

950 faves · 16 comments · Nov 3, 2012 9:33pm

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katiekakes · 1 decade ago
Why thank you very much, this world can keep their brains.
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annalove26 · 1 decade ago
welcome! :D
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Eli123qwe · 1 decade ago
You missed the one under my bed;)
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annalove26 · 1 decade ago
ill get right on that!
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Just_Me* · 1 decade ago
I'm gonna say this to someone tomorrow :D
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annalove26 · 1 decade ago
haha okay! :D
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*trop chic* · 1 decade ago
OMG I am in love with you.
This is the best quote ever.
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annalove26 · 1 decade ago
Thanks! :D <3
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quietkid · 1 decade ago
I think I need to take partial credit for the luxury of having no undead chasing us
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annalove26 · 1 decade ago
Haha alright. Only partial credit though.
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quietkid · 1 decade ago
Alright I accept
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annalove26 · 1 decade ago
Prefered zombie weapon? Mines bow and arrow.
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quietkid · 1 decade ago
I enjoy a simple bat with nails sticking out the end
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annalove26 · 1 decade ago
Good choice. Very muti-useful.
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Katyax96 · 1 decade ago
LOL
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annalove26 · 1 decade ago
lol
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