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  1. KristinaBrunicardi KristinaBrunicardi
    posted a quote
    October 16, 2012 5:31pm UTC
    here's to the girls...
    who want to date an a t h l e t e,
    simply to wear a
    h o o d i e with his
    last name on the back..

  2. Raining_Sunshine Raining_Sunshine
    posted a quote
    October 26, 2012 9:00pm UTC
    So today in class,
    This hot guy picked up a piece of my hair and started singing,
    "Soft kitty,
    Warm kitty,
    Little ball of fur.
    Happy kitty,
    Sleepy kitty,
    Purr, purr, purr."
    And I was just sitting there like,
    "Lol, wtf is going on right now."

  3. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    October 8, 2012 4:56pm UTC
    That moment when
    you see something
    you didn’t want to see
    and your heart drops.

  4. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    November 23, 2012 9:38pm UTC
    why are all social sites blue?
    because it’s the color of the sky and we never go out to see it.

  5. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    March 8, 2013 3:36pm UTC
    one time in high school i didn't read the assigned book
    and i was like screw it imma write this essay anyway and i had no idea what the book was even about or who the characters were so i just spewed out some bs about archetypes and the teacher came up to me after class and told me i was the only student who truly understood the book.

  6. iridescentstorm iridescentstorm
    posted a quote
    October 27, 2012 1:29pm UTC
    Horror movies are always so stereotypicial. They're always in abandoned houses, hostpials/asylums, and hotels.
    You know where I want to see a horror movie take place?
    Walmart.
    "Cleanup on isle 13."
    "But there is no isle 13..."
    mq/©iridescentstorm

  7. smluvsart smluvsart
    posted a quote
    September 28, 2012 4:01pm UTC
    Hello. Welcome To "School"
    What you will need:
    • About 50,000 pen and pencils, because they'll probably get stolen or lost the first month.
    • About 20 notebooks, for doodling when the teacher bores you and for all those people that never remember paper.
    •A $150 calculator that you will probably only use once
    • A giant backpack to hold the 50 pounds of books we give you.
    Steps to getting through day of said school:
    1. Wake up at 6 a.m.
    2. Allow about 10 minutes of getting ready before you run out the door to catch the bus.
    *note: when on said bus, watch for flying pens, pencils, paper, erasers, and other unidentified flying objects*
    3. Get into school.
    *note: while walking to locker, watch out for running people, and flying objects*
    4. Get to class
    *note: watch for random groups of people standing in the middle of the hallway. They create traffic. DO NOT BE ONE OF THESE PEOPLE. You will be hated and possibly pushed out of the way*
    5. Get through all classes.
    6. Get back on bus.
    *note: see note for step two *
    7. Do all 500 pages of homework that are due the next day.
    *note: this could take well into the night. You may want to break out the coffee or energy drink*
    8. Repeat for about nine months until summer comes.
    Additional Notes:
    • 8 hours of school just isn't enough. We find it necessary to give you another 3 hours of homework. Apparently, we think you have no social lives.
    •We give you books that weigh about 50 pounds. You have to carry them everywhere, even though we almost never use them.
    •You will have to basically teach yourselves everything, because your teachers think it "makes you a better student". They do almost nothing the whole class period except bore you.
    • Beware of the people in gym class. soe believe they are in the Olympics and may run you over if you get in their way.
    •Learn how to get out of the way fast. You will need this skill when walking through the hallway.
    •We don't teach you good skills, like what to do if your car breaks down or how to balance a checkbook. But we do find it necessary to teach you the Pythagorean Theorem, which you will most likely never use in your life.
    Thank you,
    and welcome to school.

  8. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    November 1, 2012 5:14pm UTC
    Have you ever been
    in one of those moods where you just want to grab everything
    and rip it from the walls and break everything
    because you feel broken and you want to scream and kick and cry
    because nothing feels right and it’s all wrong
    and you don’t feel right and
    i don’t know anymore.

  9. akp1015 akp1015
    posted a quote
    November 14, 2012 5:02pm UTC
    me: well, looks like i'm done with my test
    me: but no one has turned theirs in yet...
    me: guess i'll just wait
    me: *waits*
    rest of class: *waits*
    one brave soul: *gets up and turns in test*
    me & rest of class: *gets up and turns in test*
    anyone else?

  10. alliecat2323 alliecat2323
    posted a quote
    September 29, 2012 1:22pm UTC
    My life is like a
    romantic comedy.
    Except there's no romance, and it's
    just me laughing
    at my own jokes.

  11. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    November 12, 2012 7:34pm UTC
    I think on december 21st all the power companies
    should shut off the power...for like 10 mins to make people freak the f/ck out.

  12. mars* mars*
    posted a quote
    October 12, 2012 2:54pm UTC
    **When Steve and his wife find out the gender of their baby...**
    Doctor: Congratulations! its a girl!
    Steve: *Facepalm* No no no no...This cannot be happening. DON'T YOU REALISE WHATS HAPPENING?!?! OUR LIVES WILL BECOME LIVING HELL!!
    Steve's wife: What are you talking about..?
    Steve: ....HAVE YOU NOT SEEN THE GIRLS ON MY WEBSITE..? YOU DON'T REALISE WHATS GOING TO HAPPEN!!! SHE'LL GROW INTO A TEENAGER AND SHE WILL BECOME OBSESSED WITH A BOYBAND, AND CRY ABOUT BEING FOREVER ALONE, AND...THE GIRLS ARE CRAZY!
    Steve: CRAZY I TELL YOU!!
    MY QUOTE.

  13. BlackButterflies BlackButterflies
    posted a quote
    December 1, 2012 2:11pm UTC
    It's almost Christmas, so...
    dashing through the snow
    get the f#ck out of my way
    you're so f#cking slow
    how much do you weigh?
    (Ha- ha- ha)
    you can't f#cking sing,
    I'll start a f#cking fight,
    get the f#ck out of my way, you hoe
    I'm driving here tonight....
    oh! jingle bells, go to hell,
    get the f#ck out of my way
    oh what fun it is to ride over bodies everyday.
    Hey!
    jingle bells, go to hell.
    b#tch what did I say?
    move that a/ss cause you can't hide
    from my motherf#cking sleigh
    Hey!

  14. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    July 29, 2013 11:48pm UTC
    Reasons I don't like Justin Bieber
    1) He said that r.ape happens for a reason
    2) At Anne Frank's house, he wrote in the guestbook that he hoped "she would have been a Belieber"
    3) When asked to try being vegan, he spit out the vegan steak that was specially ordered for him
    4) He makes his fans pay tons of money to see him live, even though he could afford having the tickets be $50 instead of $100 dollars for mezzanine seats
    5) Once, he went to a childrens hospital in England and made them clear the area so he wouldn't have to wait near the sick children. He spent about 5 minutes with the children while the cameras were around and then left as soon as they wre gone.
    6) He peed in a restaurant kitchen
    7) Once, he faked a really bad asthma attack and the paramedics were called. He then proceeded to laugh is a.ss off when they came through the door. His people talked the paramedics into not saying anything because, apparently, you can go to jail for that.
    8) He wanted to go to a mall, once, and when the car came he sent it back because he didn't like the color. He then spent only 5 minutes at the mall before leaving and saying it was the sh ittiest mall he'd ever been to.
    9) He didn't show up to one of his concerts until half way through the scheduled time
    10) He's quoted to having screamed, "F.uck Bill Clinton" to cameras
    11) He attacked a paparazzi, who is suing.
    12) When he went to Vermont, he was kicked out of every business he went to (IHOP, Hannaford, Walmart, etc.)
    13) At a movie theater, he threw a huge temper tantrum when he was told that he couldn't bring his Subway sandwich into the movie, since it was against the rules. He made a mess in the theater and was carried out by one of his bodyguard, kicking and screaming.
    14) Once, he randomly showed up to Disney unannounced and demanded that the entire Yachtsman Steakhouse be cleared- reservations cancelled and all- so that he could eat there. The staff had to call every single one of the guests to tell them that their reservations they had been planning for months were cancelled and wasn’t allowed to give them an explanation. Disney also decided that it wasn’t fair to their guests and gave them free dinner at another restaurant, which obviously lost them a lot of money and business for that night.
    15) He spit on his fans
    I don't dislike him because of his voice or his music. I dislike him because he is a terrible human being.

  15. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    October 24, 2012 5:42pm UTC
    Boyfri(end).
    Girlfri(end).
    Piz(forever)za.

  16. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    November 15, 2012 7:33pm UTC
    "on average, there are seven people in the world that look similar to you."
    i would like to meet these people and apologize.

  17. CarryOnxxx CarryOnxxx
    posted a quote
    September 25, 2012 3:36pm UTC
    My friend was on a train with her cousin. They were playing truth or dare. Her cousin dared her to go tell a cute boy that she liked his banana. This is how the conversation went.
    Her: Hey, I really like your banana.
    Him: But.. I'm not eating a banana.
    Her: Oh, I know.
    Then she winks and walks away.
    Before she got off the train, he asked for her number.
    Tomorrow is their one year anniversary.❤
    Happy Anniversary
    Jake and Cassy!

  18. SarahMayour SarahMayour
    posted a quote
    September 29, 2012 8:15pm UTC
    It would be awesome if Disney Channel had a
    "Blast From The Past"
    week special where they show the old shows for a week long.
    It would be the best week of my life.

  19. lovecrazy lovecrazy
    posted a quote
    November 14, 2012 4:47pm UTC
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  20. Swag Unicorn* Swag Unicorn*
    posted a quote
    November 8, 2012 3:52pm UTC
    I just figured it out why people call themselves sociallyawkward penguins
    Penguins can't break the ice.
    format by br0kenwings

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