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itsamadworld

Status: Three days until Christmas!

Member Since: 1 Jan 2012 06:58pm

Last Seen: 7 Aug 2013 08:21pm

Birthday: May 13

Gender: F

user id: 258308

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  1. itsamadworld itsamadworld
    posted a quote
    February 3, 2013 7:51pm UTC
    I can't believe they're playing football during Beyonce's concert.

  2. itsamadworld itsamadworld
    posted a quote
    January 27, 2013 6:42pm UTC
    I'm bad in English, But I can tell you that I love you.
    I'm bad in geography, but I can tell you that you live in
    my heart.
    I'm bad in history, but I can remember when I first saw
    you.
    I'm bad in chemistry, but I can tell what's the reaction
    when you smile.
    I'm bad in pyhsics, but I can tell
    the intensity of spark in my eyes when they see you.

  3. itsamadworld itsamadworld
    posted a quote
    January 27, 2013 6:26pm UTC
    Are you made out of
    copper and tellurium?
    Because you're
    Copper
    29
    Cu
    Tellurium
    52
    Te

  4. itsamadworld itsamadworld
    posted a quote
    January 27, 2013 2:34pm UTC
    It's like boys are the Oscars and im Leonardo DiCaprio.

  5. itsamadworld itsamadworld
    posted a quote
    January 10, 2013 6:18pm UTC
    Status
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    Things I wish were real:
    1. Krabby Pattys
    2. Hogwarts
    3. My boyfriend
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  6. itsamadworld itsamadworld
    posted a quote
    December 31, 2012 10:30pm UTC
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  7. itsamadworld itsamadworld
    posted a quote
    December 25, 2012 8:45pm UTC
    Twas the night before Christmas and all through the house,
    Not a sound could be heard except the click of my mouse.

  8. itsamadworld itsamadworld
    posted a quote
    December 21, 2012 8:00pm UTC
    December 21st: God decides he's had enough of sims and quits without saving

  9. itsamadworld itsamadworld
    posted a quote
    December 19, 2012 4:27pm UTC
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  10. itsamadworld itsamadworld
    posted a quote
    December 15, 2012 11:37am UTC
    my step-dad: *accidentally rips all the christmas lights we just put up down*
    my mom: *walks away with hands up in the air*I SHOULD'VE BEEN A LESBIAN

  11. itsamadworld itsamadworld
    posted a quote
    December 13, 2012 5:53pm UTC
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  12. itsamadworld itsamadworld
    posted a quote
    December 10, 2012 6:17pm UTC
    i told my mom her chicken was dry and tasteless and
    she said it was made out of my humor.

  13. itsamadworld itsamadworld
    posted a quote
    December 10, 2012 6:13pm UTC
    Grow Up
    Self harm isn't a trend
    Anorexia isn't a phase
    Depression isn't an act
    Homosexuality isn't a choice
    Sexual assault is not provoked
    Suicide is not a result of being a coward

  14. itsamadworld itsamadworld
    posted a quote
    December 8, 2012 10:08pm UTC
    I was born with glass bones and paper skin. Every morning I break my legs. And every afternoon I break my arms. At night I lay awake in agony until my heart attacks put me to sleep.
    1 Fave= 1 chocolate bar

  15. itsamadworld itsamadworld
    posted a quote
    November 30, 2012 3:44pm UTC
    I literally get a little scared whenever I post an opinion on witty.
    It’s like hitting a piñata and not being sure if candy or wasps are going to come out.

  16. itsamadworld itsamadworld
    posted a quote
    November 26, 2012 8:24pm UTC
    If Romney would have won,
    People would blame everything on him.
    "Damn it's cold outside."
    "Wasn't this cold when Obama was president."

  17. itsamadworld itsamadworld
    posted a quote
    November 24, 2012 9:29pm UTC
    I feel like it'd be really weird if guys commented on their friends profile pictures like girls do.
    "Bro, you look so handsome!"
    "Looking hot, man!"
    "OMG CAN I LIKE THIS 2X?!?! YOUR JAWLINE IS CRAY!"
    "Ugh, how are you so perfect dude? I'm jelly!"

  18. itsamadworld itsamadworld
    posted a quote
    November 24, 2012 9:14pm UTC
    My favorite thing is when someone’s in the shower, and you just hear a distant
    BANG BANG BANG CRASH,
    and you can tell they knocked over like all of the shampoo bottles.

  19. itsamadworld itsamadworld
    posted a quote
    November 12, 2012 10:24am UTC
    I love you more than pizza and witty.
    Do you realize what that means?

  20. itsamadworld itsamadworld
    posted a quote
    November 10, 2012 3:55pm UTC
    My life is like a romantic comedy except there’s no romance and It’s just me laughing at my own jokes.

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