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darkeyeangel

Status: THE STRUGGLE IS REAL!

Member Since: 8 Jan 2013 05:31pm

Last Seen: 13 Jan 2016 08:59pm

Birthday: May 24

Gender: F

user id: 345627

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Hello, stranger.
 
You have stumbled upon my profile.
Congrats.
Feel free to call me emma.
Or whatever suits you.
 
 
If you are reading this you are awesome.
 
No, seriously.
You are.
 
Anyways, PLEASE say hi!
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Peace out.

 
dont forget to SMILE!


 


 





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  1. darkeyeangel darkeyeangel
    posted a quote
    October 20, 2013 1:10pm UTC
    Q. What's your biggest weakness?
    A. I'd say my memory isnt that great. No, wait. My indecisevness. Oh, I can't remember!

  2. darkeyeangel darkeyeangel
    posted a quote
    October 20, 2013 1:05pm UTC
    Dude, you left you phone at my house.
    Hello? Jack?
    WHY AREN'T YOU ANSWERING!?.
    Oh wait...

  3. darkeyeangel darkeyeangel
    posted a quote
    October 20, 2013 11:41am UTC
    I am literally so out of shape.
    >>Like, internet explorer could run faster than me.

  4. darkeyeangel darkeyeangel
    posted a quote
    October 20, 2013 11:23am UTC
    Page 46 of Apple's iOS 7 Terms and Conditions:
    3. Transfer. You may not rent, lease, lend, sell, redistribute, or sublicense the iOS Software. You may, however (a)
    Oh you know what? This is page 46, nobody’s still reading this. I bet only about five people clicked to read the T&Cs in the first place- we might as well say anything we like.
    Tony on floor 5 of Apple HG smells of sardines.
    When someone sends a funny email around the offices we have to reply with iLaughed. It’s in our job descriptions.
    Remember that legal kerfuttle over the Apple & Apple studios? Want to know how we fixed it? We bought The Beatles. WE have the surviving ones come and sing to us for scraps. We’re looking at ways to reanimate the dead ones.
    The canteen only sells apple products. Apples, apple, juice, apple flapjacks, toffee apples. We get fired if we’re caught eating anything without apples in it. IM ALLERGIC TO APPLES AND I’M ALWAYS SO HUNGRY.
    We faked the moon landings. Did it in 2008, then brainwashed you all to believe it happened in 1969, just because we could. If anyone finds out I’ve leaked this information, I’ll be killed. But no one will ever, ever read this.
    (b) you do not retain any copies of the iOS Software, full or partial, including copies stored on a computer or other storage device; and (c) the party receiving iOS software reads and agrees to accept the terms and conditions of this license.

  5. darkeyeangel darkeyeangel
    posted a quote
    October 20, 2013 11:00am UTC
    Just gonna stand there and watch me ROAR
    but that's alright because I am a dinosaur.

  6. darkeyeangel darkeyeangel
    posted a quote
    October 20, 2013 10:43am UTC
    When I grow up, I'm going to open a bakery of all the holiday foods, and it will be open all year around for people who are too lazy to bake like me because I am TIRED of not being able to buy gingerbread in July and pumpkin pie in February, but most of all, I am TIRED of not being able to buy myself a giant box of
    chocolate whenever I feel
    #foreveralone.

  7. darkeyeangel darkeyeangel
    posted a quote
    October 14, 2013 10:55pm UTC
    Hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia
    - Fear of long words

  8. darkeyeangel darkeyeangel
    posted a quote
    October 14, 2013 10:49pm UTC
    Arachibutyrophobia-
    Fear of peanut butter sticking to the roof of the mouth

  9. darkeyeangel darkeyeangel
    posted a quote
    September 2, 2013 9:55pm UTC
    I wonder if
    attractive
    guys have any clue how
    gorgeous
    they are.

  10. darkeyeangel darkeyeangel
    posted a quote
    August 25, 2013 11:56am UTC
    "To all those people out there who feel as if
    they weren't placed on the earth to go through
    the motions and fit in with the rest,
    You're not
    alone."

  11. darkeyeangel darkeyeangel
    posted a quote
    August 24, 2013 3:41pm UTC
    All the muscle in my arms comes from
    carrying my laptop around
    with one hand.

  12. darkeyeangel darkeyeangel
    posted a quote
    August 22, 2013 8:50pm UTC
    I hate when you look up a word in the dictionary,
    and you have to define the words in the definition.

  13. darkeyeangel darkeyeangel
    posted a quote
    August 20, 2013 8:06pm UTC
    What I hear during class:
    ksgjklsjskjsdFOOD akjflwjfiweiweuwoiewioewLEAVEzkdfjkskjfks
    dfjksdjIDIOTSkzjcsjksjsdfsldfsfsUSELESSakjfltuytuyeewWHOCARES.

  14. darkeyeangel darkeyeangel
    posted a quote
    August 17, 2013 8:32am UTC
    Those who believe they can do something
    and those who believe they can't
    are both right.
    - Henry Ford

  15. darkeyeangel darkeyeangel
    posted a quote
    August 16, 2013 6:50pm UTC
    People never fail to
    dissappoint
    lie
    hurt others
    But there's always that one person who can restore all your faith in humanity.

  16. darkeyeangel darkeyeangel
    posted a quote
    August 15, 2013 8:33pm UTC
    If you don't come out of
    Bath and Body Works reeking,
    there is something wrong with you.

  17. darkeyeangel darkeyeangel
    posted a quote
    August 9, 2013 8:16pm UTC
    Today on a billboard I saw this sign:
    1 in six people don't have enough food.
    and 5 in six people can help.

  18. darkeyeangel darkeyeangel
    posted a quote
    August 4, 2013 1:32pm UTC
    I would not mind being an animal
    if I got called cute all the time.

  19. darkeyeangel darkeyeangel
    posted a quote
    July 21, 2013 11:43am UTC
    Steve should just get a counselor for
    Witty Profiles.

  20. darkeyeangel darkeyeangel
    posted a quote
    July 21, 2013 11:37am UTC
    Nicki Manaj and I agree on one thing:
    if you need a hit then I'm with that bat.

:)

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