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ChocoTaco
posted a quote
June 10, 2013 5:12pm UTC

*During Spanish final*
Me: *Adds 20 new words to Spanish dictionary*

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
June 8, 2013 3:44pm UTC

Why people should be friends with me
-I'm short so I'll either make you seem average height,
taller, or like a freaking giant and who doesn't want to look
like a giant?
-I almost always have hand sanitizer on me so yay I'm germ free
and you can be too
-I laugh at everything so I'll make you seem funnier
-I have no common sense so I'll make you seem smart
-I sit on my bum all day so you don't even need to come over
and I'll consider you a good friend
-My brother plays deck hockey with a bunch of hot guys so hint hint
wink wink
-You could be a "sl.ut" and I won't care because
what's wrong with that? Get the d.ck, girlfriend
-I don't live far from Boston so we'd be able to go on fun
adventures in the city
-I live next to Lowell so we could go there and make a game of
going there trying not to get shot
-My neighbors are all really rich so I gots connections
-I don't use proper grammar half the time so you'll seem
even smarter
-I will let you come over to my house at 2am and let you eat
food
-yourcool used to go to my school so once again I gots connections
-I rock out to RENT 99.9% of the time so you'll hear some awesome music
-I dress like I'm from the 90s more than half the time so you'll seem more fashionable
-I'm really hawt so my hotness will just rub off onto you
-I'm just overall awesome
-I just need more friends okay
-please
-Please
-PLEASE

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hannahlovesxox
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June 4, 2013 11:22pm UTC

They say that love is forever;
Your forever is all that I need, please stay as long as you need.
- Sleeping With Sirens❁

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happiest*
posted a quote
March 24, 2013 1:50pm UTC

It's not easy being a girl.
we have to:
straighten our hair,
curl our hair,
deal with periods every month,
shave our legs,
shave our underarms,
shave inappropriate places...
plan our outfits,
try to get that guy to notice us,
wear make-up,
curl our eyelashes,
paint our nails,
paint our toes,
count calories,
exercise,
wear uncomfortable thongs,
give birth,
wear skirts,
deal with uncomfortable shoes
and tight bras,
blow our money on beauty supplies
and deal with mood swings.
and what do guys go through?
they're voice gets deeper,
they shave their face,
and they exercise.

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yourcool
posted a quote
April 1, 2013 7:34pm UTC

99.9% of my sentences start with
- oh my god
- yeah
- no
- basically
- wait
- so yeah
- like
- you know
- oh
- uhm
- what
- well
- but
- dude
- listen here you little sh/t

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Eli22b
posted a quote
April 12, 2013 5:15pm UTC

Just because someone supports gay rights,
doesn't mean they're gay. I mean I support animal rights,
do I look like an f.cking alpaca to you?

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
April 5, 2013 3:19pm UTC

North Korea, eat a Snickers. You get a little
nuclear terroristic when you're hungry.

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jimmy365
posted a quote
March 23, 2013 6:09pm UTC

what a wonderful winter we're having this spring
f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5

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Cammie
posted a quote
April 21, 2013 4:34pm UTC

"I babysat this six year old, and I was wearing shorts today..
and my scars were showing, I guess. He poked them and he said, "I know how those got there." I replied, "How?" He looked at me with a straight face and he said, 'I've seen them before. My big sister had them, and she said mean people put them on your body when they weren't nice to you, because when people are mean to you, you end up being mean to yourself. My big sister went away. I don't know where she went. Mommy said she's on a happy vacation somewhere, because she was too sad here. I miss her. Don't go on a vacation, please.'"

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totallynotacat*
posted a quote
March 22, 2012 8:31pm UTC

*Mom hands me phone to answer*
Me: Hello?
Telemarketer: Hello, is your mother home?
Me: I have no mother.
Her: Well can I speak to your father?
Me: Yeah, which one?
Her: Which one is home?
Me: Well they're both home..but I don't think you want to talk to Carlos. He just went through a breakup with his boyfriend, Antonio.
Her: Oh, so your fathers' names are Carlos and Antonio?
Me: No, no! My fathers' names are Carlos and Mark.
Her: So who's Antonio?
Me: I just told you, Carlos's ex.
Her: So Carlos was cheating?
Me: Yes, but that's only because Mark was cheating with Edith, our neighbor.
Her: So Carlos cheated only because Mark cheated?
Me: No, he THOUGHT Mark was cheating.
Her: So Mark wasn't cheating?
Me: I never said that.
Her: Yes, yes you did!
Me: No I didn't.
Her: Y-yes! You did!
Me: Did what?
Her: Y-you-Nevermind have a nice day, goodbye.
My mom's reaction=priceless.

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WeAreTheBoys
posted a quote
March 4, 2013 8:32pm UTC

My mum complained that I've never lifted a finger to help around the house. So I lifted a finger.
Apparently, it was the wrong one.

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sarahmarlowXxx
posted a quote
February 22, 2013 7:36pm UTC

The lady at Target couldn't scan my item
and just looked at me and said "just take it. i hate this f//cking place"

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lovecrazy
posted a quote
February 19, 2013 2:51pm UTC

"Swearing is unattractive."
I'm not attractive anyway so fck off.

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ShortGirlsDoItBetter
posted a quote
March 6, 2013 6:27pm UTC

Too ugly to date attractive people,
Too attractive to date ugly people.

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bye*
posted a quote
February 20, 2013 4:02pm UTC

so my sister just randomly out of nowhere texts me, "hey do u want some pizza rolls i accidently made 80"
80.
80.
80.

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Jade672
posted a quote
March 8, 2013 8:39am UTC

I think old fashioned is cute.
I think kisses on the cheek & forehead, actual dinner dates and asking
someone out in person is a lot more romantic. I don't think the guy
should always make the first move, but I feel as if it's cuter if the
guy asks out the girl rather than the other way round because it's
been like that for so long. I liked it when the guy actually valued
their girlfriend and called her 'sweetheart' instead of 'babe'.

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Soccerfata
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February 19, 2013 6:47pm UTC

So I get home and there's this random guy on my couch and he's like "Alright, I don't want to hurt you. Just put your stuff down and get on the ground. I just want your money." And I almost had a heart attack. I was like, "OMG, please no I don't have any money. I'm too young to die." Then he was like, "Nah man, I'm just messin with you. I'm your brothers friend. He's in the shower, I'm just waiting for him."
That guy is a genius....

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yourcool
posted a quote
March 8, 2013 3:36pm UTC

one time in high school i didn't read the assigned book
and i was like screw it imma write this essay anyway and i had no idea what the book was even about or who the characters were so i just spewed out some bs about archetypes and the teacher came up to me after class and told me i was the only student who truly understood the book.

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jimmy365
posted a quote
February 18, 2013 5:44pm UTC

omfG
SO TODAY IN
PHYSICS THIS GIRL’S
PHONE WENT OFF
AND HER RINGTONE
WAS SHINE
BRIGHT LIKE A
DIAMOND AND MY
TEACHER STOOD UP
AND SAID TURN
THAT THING OFF IF I
HEAR IT AGAIN
I WILL PERSONALLY
TRACK DOWN
RIHANNA AND EXPLAIN
TO HER THAT
DIAMONDS DO NOT
SHINE THEY REFLECT
f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5

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sammy*
posted a quote
March 11, 2013 4:53pm UTC

do you ever just sit there and look at yourself and examine
every single detail about yourself and just get really upset
because you're you

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