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It's not easy being a girl.
we have to:
straighten our hair,
curl our hair,
deal with periods every month,
shave our legs,
shave our underarms,
shave inappropriate places...
plan our outfits,
try to get that guy to notice us,
wear make-up,
curl our eyelashes,
paint our nails,
paint our toes,
count calories,
exercise,
wear uncomfortable thongs,
give
birth,
wear skirts,
deal with uncomfortable shoes
and tight bras,
blow our money on beauty supplies
  and  deal with mood swings
.

and what do guys go through?
they're voice gets deeper,
they shave their face,
and they exercise.

 
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It's not easy being a girl. we have to: straighten our hair,

467 faves · 136 comments · Mar 24, 2013 1:50pm

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astalker · 1 decade ago
you dont HAVE to do most of that stuff, you CHOSE to
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RadioCatastrophe · 1 decade ago
the embarrassing itch. you girls always complained about us scratching our in grade school but you dont even know how bad it itches man
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dandelions · 1 decade ago
guys go through more than that. Also, we don't HAVE to straiten our hair, curl hair, wear make up, give birth, wear thongs, wear skirts, wear uncomfortable shoes, count calories, or paint our toe nails. I don't do ANY of those actually... I'm so sick of people who complain about guys all the time. "they get it easier" "they can't get abused by a girl" "guys have it better" NONE OF THOSE ARE TRUE so witty just stop with the stupid sexist posts!
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unicorns_chuckling · 1 decade ago
I'm not saying I do all that stuff (ima girl) but witty is a place for being yourself lettin loose and doin your thang and and just waiting around to hate someone's quote just isn't why I joined.
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Livelovemusic11 · 1 decade ago
I'm a girl but I don't do half of those things...
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🎀Anna🎀* · 1 decade ago
I do all of those things... Yet no guys ever notice me =/
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crayons4ever · 1 decade ago
Well i am a girl BUUTT we dont need to do all those things :/...
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RealityRuinedMyLife · 1 decade ago
I don't count calories,try to get guys to notice me, wear skirts,curl my eyelashes,or wear thongs
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*_* · 1 decade ago
That is so true! Well most of it.
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Bubblezzz · 1 decade ago
Um, we don't need makeup, or need to wear thongs, or count calories, give birth, paint our nails/toes, etc. We don't even need to curl our eyelashes. Gosh, being a girl isn't that hard. We just deal with things. I'm not popular because of all those things, I'm popular because I'm me.. -_- Just be a girl...
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MaddyWaddy · 1 decade ago
They also have to deal with us...
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Elli_unicornpuke · 1 decade ago
It is so right
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juliaglickchick · 1 decade ago
haah wittians and exercising is like macaroni and ketchup
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InsertAliasHere · 1 decade ago
i dont know know one girl that does all those things
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SeaButterfly · 1 decade ago
Being boy is easier :(
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InsertAliasHere · 1 decade ago
only one is actually like...nature
girls dont *have to do half of the things on the list



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Sonny84 · 1 decade ago
but most of us do, in order to be socially accepted :/
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daisy101 · 1 decade ago
Amen sister
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happiest* · 1 decade ago
<3
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illgiveyouablackeye* · 1 decade ago
x) I laughed so hard when I read this!
Awesome quote! :3
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happiest* · 1 decade ago
Finally <3
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illgiveyouablackeye* · 1 decade ago
:3
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KT_143 · 1 decade ago
I literally don't do half the things on those list.
straighten hair,
blow money on beauty supplies,
wear skirts,
curl hair,
deal with uncomfortable shoes
plan outfits,
try to get that guy to notice us,
curl our eyelashes,
paint our nails,
paint our toes,
count calories.
......Am I a freak or something?
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RealityRuinedMyLife · 1 decade ago
Trust me your not. Or else we're both freaks:P
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Rach_K · 1 decade ago
Nope, not at all :)
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send_me_a_smile · 1 decade ago
well this quote is under funny....if you disagree with this quote, you don't have to display your opinion because at the end you wont really get anything from it but a fight :/ tbh i don't really agree with this quote to a certain extent but aw well, enough said.
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