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softballxwin27
posted a quote
January 20, 2013 5:41pm UTC

*turns light off*
*dives to the bed*
*misses*

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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ThatsSoMeee
posted a quote
January 20, 2013 4:09pm UTC

I guess what scares me
the most
is knowing that at any moment,
you could rip my heart out of my chest,
tear it into pieces,
throw it on the ground
and stomp all over it.
And that I’d just pick it up
and hand it back to you.

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yourcool
posted a quote
January 20, 2013 3:25pm UTC

i swear if my memory was any worse,
i could plan my own surprise party.

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cupcake_lover88
posted a quote
January 14, 2013 10:07pm UTC

Not that any of you would care... but my dad just died fighting for our country......

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jimmy365
posted a quote
January 18, 2013 3:45pm UTC

friend: you know there's a life
outside the internet
me: send me the link
f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5 | f u n n i e s

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MyMindBook
posted a quote
January 17, 2013 8:24pm UTC

"Are you a virgin?"
My friends sister's reply:
"I'm 13, I do homework not people."
I Love her.

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lovecrazy
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December 14, 2012 3:21pm UTC

"I'm 12 and I've never been kissed! Forever alone!"
Oh my god, better start buying some cats because you're 12 years old and haven't been kissed.
Someone go get me Sam's butter sock so I can hit this girl.

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Eli22b
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December 14, 2012 7:05pm UTC

Dear shooter,
when you killed those children, you not only affected their familys,
but millions of people around the world.
You took away another future for each of the children you killed.
For every child you killed, you took somones son, someones daughter, a niece, a nephew, a grandson, a grandaughter, someones soulmate, someones bestfriend.
You took away a possible president, a possible noble prize winner, a possible war hero, maybe even a doctor who would find the cure for cancer.
When you killed those staff members,
you killed a mother, a father, a brother, a sister, an aunt, an uncle, even a grandma or grandpa. You took away a wife, a husband, a fiance.
You took away someone elses whole world.
Sincerely,
you were a waste of human life.

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Hale_Storm18
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December 17, 2012 3:01pm UTC

Twas 11 days before Christmas, around 9:38
When 20 beautiful children stormed through Heaven's gate
Their smiles were contagious, their laughter filled the air
They could hardly believe all the beauty they saw there
They were filled with such joy, they didn't know what to say
They remembered nothing of what had happened earlier that day
"Where are we?" asked a little girl, as quiet as a mouse.
"This is Heaven." declared a small boy. "We're spending Christmas at God's house."
When what to their wondering eyes did appear,
but Jesus, their savior, the children gathered near
He looked at them and smiled, and they smiled just the same
then He opened His arms and He called called them by name.
And in that moment was joy, that only Heaven can bring
Those children all flew into the arms of their King
And as they lingered in the warmth of His embrace,
one small girl turned and looked at Jesus' face
And as if He could read all the question's he had
He gently whispered to her, "I'll take care of mom and dad."
The He looked down on earth, the world far below
He saw all the hurt, the sorrow, and woe
Then He closed His eyes and He outstretched His hand
"Let my power and presence re-enter this land!"
"May the country be delivered from the hands of fools,"
"I'm taking back my nation, I'm taking back my schools."
Then He and the children stood up without a sound.
"Come now, my children. Let me show you around."
Excitement filled the space, some skipped and some ran
All displaying the enthusiasm that only a small child can
And I heard Him proclaim as He walked out of sight
"In the midst of this darkness, I am still the light."

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EmilyxLovesxU
posted a quote
December 15, 2012 12:22pm UTC

R.I.P
-Victoria Soto. 14/12/2012-
The Stratford High graduate aged 27,
who was killed in the Connecticut Shooting.
She hid her first graders in closets and cabients,
then told the shooter they were in the gym.
He killed her but not one of her children were harmed.

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yourcool
posted a quote
December 19, 2012 8:13pm UTC

there is no "we" in "food".

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TouchMyCookiesAndYouDie

posted a quote
December 19, 2012 3:17pm UTC

Me: *writes quote*
Me: Ha, this is so funny!
Me: It'll be in top quotes in no time!
Me: *hour passes*
Me: No faves...I'll wait.
Me: *day passes*
Me: Still no faves...
Me: Well, that quote was pretty sucky...
Me: I MUST BURN THE EVIDENCE
Me: *deletes quote*
Me: No one will ever know...

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yourcool
posted a quote
December 19, 2012 8:00pm UTC

i love the sense of community when
everyone in the classroom also fails the test.

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kclove5
posted a quote
December 19, 2012 3:07pm UTC

“& today he looked at me ♥”
yes, people tend to look at other people,
its pretty common and meaningless

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ThatsSoMeee
posted a quote
December 19, 2012 4:36pm UTC

just think.
The person you’re going to marry
is out there somewhere, waiting for you.
They could be at that favorite tiny coffee shop,
lost in a really good book.
They could be at work, school or wherever,
doing everything on their own,
without you in the picture,
living all these memories
that you’ll hear about years down the road..

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ThatsSoMeee
posted a quote
December 19, 2012 4:22pm UTC

your first love
isn’t always the first person you kiss,
or the first person you date.
Your first love is the person you will always
compare everyone
The person that you will never truly get over,
even when you have convinced yourself
that you’ve moved on.

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itsamadworld
posted a quote
November 26, 2012 8:24pm UTC

If Romney would have won,
People would blame everything on him.
"Damn it's cold outside."
"Wasn't this cold when Obama was president."

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ilovepenguins46
posted a quote
November 19, 2012 4:07pm UTC

Katniss Everdeen,
in an arena with 21 other people that want to kill her, doesn't swear once.

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wittyquotesgurl
posted a quote
December 2, 2012 6:08pm UTC

Yahoo! Answers
Resolved Question
Dumbest rumor you've heard about yourself?
-____-
.......................................................................................................................................
Best Answer - Chosen by Voters
When I was in middle school, people were saying that I was homeschooled.
Even though I went to school.
format credit jimmy365

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